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Well it seems like the heathens over there in the big city are digging their way down to hellfire quicker than ever. The Iowa State Fair is strictly off limits to True Christians™ (under gold level tithers), and I hope that THIS story will show you why. We Pastors are looking out for you all by keeping you away from such perversions. We take it upon ourselves to screen this filth each and every year! It's a thankless job, but someone has to do it! Praise Jesus, I could barely stand to watch! 
Personally I think they need to keep that in the fair. Just as an example of how degeneracy works and all. Praise Jesus!
Fair Board may banish erotic corn dog contest
The erotic corn dog-eating contest at the Iowa State Fair might have to go away.
The competition, which is organized by a Des Moines area radio station and tends to draw a raucous and appreciative crowd, is too tasteless, according to at least one fair board member.
After the topic came up Monday during the board's critique of this year's state fair, fair manager Gary Slater said he hasn't seen it himself.
Iowa State Fair Board President Jerry Parkins on Monday suggested getting rid of the contest, so state fair staff will tell organizers that it's inappropriate, Slater said.
If the radio staff don't agree, then we'll take it back to the board and see if they'll be invited back next year, Slater said.
The news was tough to swallow for Steve "Sound Guy" Pilchen, one of the radio personalities who invented the contest. But it wasn't a shock.
I was waiting for that, Pilchen said this morning in a telephone interview from the Urbandale radio station. While it's very popular and, I think, ingeniously creative, it makes sense that this would be just the thing that conservative people would be up in arms about.
Pilchen said they don't intend to go away quietly.
The competitors so far have only been women, and all were required to be at least 18. They are given 30 seconds to demonstrate erotic techniques on the staple state fair treat: hot, steaming juicy 12-inch corn dogs.
We stress technique, Pilchen said. There's a lot of simulation.
Condiments are available if the women want to get creative, he said. We had ketchup and mustard, but the big hit was mayonnaise.
Audience applause selects the winner.
At first, everyone thought it was a hoax, but the audience size has grown substantially since fairgoers realized it's on the level and there's some visual candy to go with it, Pilchen said.
Lacey Schmidt, 24, of Ames licked the competition to win Alice Cooper concert tickets this year, but she and another contestant, Shannon Simmons, 23, of Ames, already had second-row seats, so they sold the prize tickets.
Radio station staff shooed away children, Pilchen said. When he asked a small group of young boys leave, the parents assured him that they didn't care if the boys watched. He said, you know what? I don't care either. Come on up here boys, he said.
There were several positive comments about an erotic taco-eating contest for next year from the crowd last year.
The erotic corn dog-eating contest at the Iowa State Fair might have to go away.
The competition, which is organized by a Des Moines area radio station and tends to draw a raucous and appreciative crowd, is too tasteless, according to at least one fair board member.
After the topic came up Monday during the board's critique of this year's state fair, fair manager Gary Slater said he hasn't seen it himself.
Iowa State Fair Board President Jerry Parkins on Monday suggested getting rid of the contest, so state fair staff will tell organizers that it's inappropriate, Slater said.
If the radio staff don't agree, then we'll take it back to the board and see if they'll be invited back next year, Slater said.
The news was tough to swallow for Steve "Sound Guy" Pilchen, one of the radio personalities who invented the contest. But it wasn't a shock.
I was waiting for that, Pilchen said this morning in a telephone interview from the Urbandale radio station. While it's very popular and, I think, ingeniously creative, it makes sense that this would be just the thing that conservative people would be up in arms about.
Pilchen said they don't intend to go away quietly.
The competitors so far have only been women, and all were required to be at least 18. They are given 30 seconds to demonstrate erotic techniques on the staple state fair treat: hot, steaming juicy 12-inch corn dogs.
We stress technique, Pilchen said. There's a lot of simulation.
Condiments are available if the women want to get creative, he said. We had ketchup and mustard, but the big hit was mayonnaise.
Audience applause selects the winner.
At first, everyone thought it was a hoax, but the audience size has grown substantially since fairgoers realized it's on the level and there's some visual candy to go with it, Pilchen said.
Lacey Schmidt, 24, of Ames licked the competition to win Alice Cooper concert tickets this year, but she and another contestant, Shannon Simmons, 23, of Ames, already had second-row seats, so they sold the prize tickets.
Radio station staff shooed away children, Pilchen said. When he asked a small group of young boys leave, the parents assured him that they didn't care if the boys watched. He said, you know what? I don't care either. Come on up here boys, he said.
There were several positive comments about an erotic taco-eating contest for next year from the crowd last year.
Personally I think they need to keep that in the fair. Just as an example of how degeneracy works and all. Praise Jesus!
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