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I must apologize. After seeing the moped, I am certain it is Godly!
I must apologize. After seeing the moped, I am certain it is Godly!
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Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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I can't verify this, but I have heard homers attend bicycle races in large numbers. They aren't interested in the races. They take pictures of tiny butts on bicycle seats. Then, at parties, they give them numerical scores.
No, we will not have this in Freehold.Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.Comment
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Originally posted by eliot mayfield View PostOriginally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
I believe you two are a bit hasty in labeling my moped as 1) not True Christian™, and 2) Jap.
My AMF Roadmaster moped is a Godly American© product made by American Machine and Foundry right here in the Godly United States of America®
The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court
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Yes, but that isn't a moped, is it? Isn't it a motorized bicycle.Originally posted by HTannor View PostI believe you two are a bit hasty in labeling my moped as 1) not True Christian™, and 2) Jap.
My AMF Roadmaster moped is a Godly American© product made by American Machine and Foundry right here in the Godly United States of America®
Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Why ride a bike at all? Bikes are for girls and gays as neither of them need the saddle.Originally posted by Nobar King View Post5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
- Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter raped!
- Only Sluts Get Raped! (1st Timothy 2:9)
- Down syndrome is a lifestyle choice!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."Comment
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What I do not understand is why anyone would want to pedal when you can twist a throttle, press the gas or simply tell the driver to accelerate. I mean, isn't that why Jesus had disciples, to move things along so He did not have to?Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.Comment
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Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post
Unlike the Iowa DOT, you are clearly not an aficionado of one of the finer forms of transportation. My license plate and owner's registration both identify this mechanical marvel as a moped.The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court
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I stand corrected, good sir.Originally posted by HTannor View PostMatthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post
Absolutely not a problem, Brother Mayfield. I value your input since it keeps my on my feet.
And speaking of keeping me on my feet, Mayor Hold's slashing of the court's budget impacted my salary and from time to time I find myself a bit short of gas money. At those times I've "sucked the last of the fumes" I find myself peddling myassway around town.
Please don't be shocked if I show up at your recycling bin looking for redeemable cans and bottles.The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court
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That is a disgrace!Originally posted by HTannor View Post
I shall box my recyclables discreetly on the back patio. I encourage all citizens to support our judiciary too!Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Freehold has blue boxes??!?Originally posted by HTannor View Post
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Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post
That's very kind of you, Brother Eliot.
A sadly popular unchristian Christmas myth uses the phrase "I'm keeping a list and checking it twice" alludes to revenge and I don't necessarily condone that sort of thing.
Let's just say, should you appear before my bench, you won't be disappointed in my rulings. No matter the charge: fraud, embezzlement, sodomy, fagism, polygamy, beastiality, or kiddie porn, you have little to fear.
Others, who agree with cruel, unnecessary, irresponsible budget slashing, may wish to rethink their values.The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court
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Perhaps you could print up some stickers or T-shirts for people saying, " I support my local judiciary." I'd certainly buy some. The judiciary is pivotal in establishing a Biblical constitution. I have the utmost respect for judges.Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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I could sell some of the photographs I've collected of you on the internets, your "honor." They'd probably go for quite a bit....
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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