A Note to Freehold Citizens, I'll be Gone a Couple of Days.

[Johny Joe Hold]

When I got the call from Stevie Sortland, I could not believe it.

Here is the good Mayor of a small town in our neighoring State of Minnesota facing serious trumped up charges. The charges are 3rd Degree Sexual Assault and making terrorist threats. He was calling from jail.

Stevie wondered if I could come up and help negotiate some deal to have the false charges dropped. I was on the way.

There is so much danger in being a Mayor today. Political enemies come up with these absurd allegations and the next thing you know your own police force is knocking on your door.

While we Republicans are cutting back on government, we need to pass a law against unwarrented charges against local officials. If a Mayor, for example, has an exwife who decides to make life unpleasant for a public servant, what better way to do it than pretend there was some kind of assualt or terrorism.

Until there is such protection, I'll be helping Mayors incarcerated under the mistaken notion they had something other than the best interests of their citizens in mind at all times.

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[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: A Note to Freehold Citizens, I'll be Gone a Couple of Days.

Good luck and God speed, Mr. Mayor. I hope the briefcase I sent along will help. If it's too heavy you can have my 14 year old Indonesian houseboy carry it for you.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: A Note to Freehold Citizens, I'll be Gone a Couple of Days.

Good luck and God speed, Mr. Mayor. I hope the briefcase I sent along will help.

Thanks, Pastor Zeke. Your support means the world to me.

I've been working the phones since I returned. Those Norwegian Lutherans, they are a tough bunch. I was able to arrange for Stevie to continue on as Mayor. The next task is to get the charges dropped--especially the annal rape claim by a jealous woman.

Man, what Mayors have to put up with! My hope is that Steve can continue serving the citizens of Halstad.

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[Cranky Old Man]

Re: A Note to Freehold Citizens, I'll be Gone a Couple of Days.

especially the annal rape claim by a jealous woman

That claim is completely crazy. Stevie Sortland is straight. He would never have anal sex. Everyone knows only God mocking homosexual Obama voters have anal sex. That is why Obama is replacing school prayer with gay orgies. All these Haiti-helping hippies who work in the White House are practicing gay rape in order to prevent decent Americans from worshipping Jesus, which is exactly what the Nazis did to the Jews.

I am glad you are on his side so this anal whore can get what she deserves. A permanent stay in an all women prison where she will get annaly raped until the day she goes to Hell.

[James Hutchins]

Re: A Note to Freehold Citizens, I'll be Gone a Couple of Days.

Mayor, what with you being away from the safe and secure walled in community of Landover, I worry about the Godless attempting to assault you with Satan's Sweet Song.
I'd like to send one of my security details to watch over you. Being summer has started, I have the first few bus loads of strapping young men here at the plantation to learn about how Jesus wants us to survive a liebral attack. These fine 11 to 14 year olds are at the various key defensive posts learning about field stripping and devotion to God.
So, I'd love to send Jeremiah, Micheal and John up your way. Do not be put off by their silence, all had their tongues removed in Miramar years back before the mooslimes took over.
Ephesians 4:29
Let no corrupt communication proceed out of your mouth, but that which is good to the use of edifying, that it may minister grace unto the hearers.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: A Note to Freehold Citizens, I'll be Gone a Couple of Days.

Very kind of you, Brother James.