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Your Own Tile at Landover University!
True Christians(TM)! This is SO exciting! You can own your very own tile in the currently being renovated Mens Room in Bathfire Hall! Wow!
In an effort to improve the infrastructure of Freehold's bastion of educational excellence, Landover Baptist University, we are accepting donations to help tile the mens room in Bathfire Hall. This beautiful building houses the Department of Biblical Oversight, the Department of Jesus' Blood Cleansing Laboratory, and offices for the Bathfire School of All Things Christlike. The restroom has fallen into disrepair, with doors removed from stalls, holes in the partitions, and faulty plumbing.
For a donation of ONLY $1000, your name will be emblazoned on a tile for future generations to see and marvel over as they utilize this beautiful comfort station. Imagine the joy of knowing that young Soldiers for Christ will be staring at your name as they find rest from both urinary and defecatory requirements - all thanks to YOU.
When you donate online or by mail, be sure to specify that your generous contribution is to go to the Bathfire Building Lavatory Fund.
Won't you donate today?
And YES: you can specify someone else's name in memoriam or in honor of that person. How exciting! Wow!
In an effort to improve the infrastructure of Freehold's bastion of educational excellence, Landover Baptist University, we are accepting donations to help tile the mens room in Bathfire Hall. This beautiful building houses the Department of Biblical Oversight, the Department of Jesus' Blood Cleansing Laboratory, and offices for the Bathfire School of All Things Christlike. The restroom has fallen into disrepair, with doors removed from stalls, holes in the partitions, and faulty plumbing.
For a donation of ONLY $1000, your name will be emblazoned on a tile for future generations to see and marvel over as they utilize this beautiful comfort station. Imagine the joy of knowing that young Soldiers for Christ will be staring at your name as they find rest from both urinary and defecatory requirements - all thanks to YOU.
When you donate online or by mail, be sure to specify that your generous contribution is to go to the Bathfire Building Lavatory Fund.
Won't you donate today?
And YES: you can specify someone else's name in memoriam or in honor of that person. How exciting! Wow!
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