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  • #76
    Re: Cars Americans Should Own

    Originally posted by MisterM View Post
    I am Blessed by Jesus in the automobile department. Through Him, my congregation insists on providing me with a brand new custom Escalade every year. I only drive it about 700 yards from my estate to the church every Sunday, but my people want me to look good for them.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • #77
      Re: Cars Americans Should Own

      Hummer, everything else is for girls and gays.

      5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
      To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
      James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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      • #78
        Re: Cars Americans Should Own

        I'm waiting for delivery of my Maruader just the thing for driving round the leafy lanes and through the middle of the smelly hippy commune

        The Shela Tansper corrective school for boys 13 to 18 years old

        King James Bible v1611
        A passage a day keeps satan away

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        • #79
          Re: Cars Americans Should Own

          Originally posted by Shela Tansper View Post
          Maruader … leafy lanes … hippy commune
          That's a rather cool vehicle - and what a lovely colour! There aren't many leafy lanes around here - more your bush track really - and we do like our bushmasters. Have I posted a photo already? Here's another one (I just spotted it), anyway.



          That's 3 great lookin' transportation (executive units) there.

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          • #80
            Re: Cars Americans Should Own

            One thing you could say about Aussies is that they at least take homo euro vehicles and try to make them more manly. Like Holden, who takes sissy europanistan cars and put V8 in them.

            YiC, M
            Romans 1:18 - For the wrath of God is revealed from heaven against all ungodliness and unrighteousness of men, who hold the truth in unrighteousness;

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            • #81
              Re: Cars Americans Should Own

              These are some great cars!

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              • #82
                Re: Cars Americans Should Own

                I have been thinking about getting myself a second car. Something nice and special just for me. I thought about some small pickup like Chevrolet Avalanche here.



                I'm not sure still. Is it too flashy and bold for humble man like me? Should I go for something more sensible for common man like this Ford Excursion instead?

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                • #83
                  Re: Cars Americans Should Own

                  Originally posted by Alphonse Alban View Post
                  I'm not sure still. Is it too flashy and bold for humble man like me? Should I go for something more sensible for common man like this Ford Excursion instead?
                  Call me hippie tree hugging liebral, but I think you should think about environment and buy economic two-seater for own transportation purposes. Good one would be like ZR1



                  Then you should have the Chevrolet as second car if you have family.

                  YiC, M
                  Romans 1:18 - For the wrath of God is revealed from heaven against all ungodliness and unrighteousness of men, who hold the truth in unrighteousness;

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                  • #84
                    Re: Cars Americans Should Own

                    Originally posted by MisterM View Post
                    Call me hippie tree hugging liebral..
                    I recently attended a motor show and noticed this Holden 427

                    engine

                    I thought about getting an electric car, though: some of them looked cool

                    but now not so sure

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                    • #85
                      Re: Cars Americans Should Own

                      Found it! This is the next car I will own.
                      Attached Files

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                      • #86
                        Re: Cars Americans Should Own

                        I have spoken to (future) President-elect Romney at several private fundraisers, and he has promised to mandate that GM return to building the Hummer. To remain true to his promise to make America energy independent, he will require that GM produce a model that runs on coal.

                        See, it's this type of creative, entrepreneurial, outside-the-box thinking that is the hallmark of Republican leadership, and will shortly return America to its glorious prime-- like under George W. Bush.

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                        • #87
                          Re: Cars Americans Should Own

                          Originally posted by H. Montague Worthington View Post
                          I have spoken to (future) President-elect Romney at several private fundraisers, and he has promised to mandate that GM return to building the Hummer. To remain true to his promise to make America energy independent, he will require that GM produce a model that runs on coal.
                          Why not wood?

                          Beaver Energy is the home of the Wood Powered Car. The wood powered car is a 1988 Isuzu Trooper converted to run on wood chips. The wood powered car is able to run 20 miles on 25 pounds of wood chips.
                          I recommend leaving the sound off. The music is some 80s hair band or something, with no voiceover information.

                          Bible boring? Nonsense!
                          Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                          You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                          • #88
                            Re: Cars Americans Should Own


                            Lada is the best vehicle for the Americans.
                            I'm a pervert and I like it that way

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                            • #89
                              Re: Cars Americans Should Own

                              Here is one for Pastor Ezekiel:

                              *** deleted huge picture of ugly car ***
                              Last edited by Zechariah Smyth; 11-19-2012, 01:28 PM. Reason: Picture was too big.
                              I'm a pervert and I like it that way

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                              • #90
                                Re: Cars Americans Should Own

                                Originally posted by UnicornsAreReal View Post
                                Here is one for Pastor Ezekiel:

                                *** deleted huge picture of ugly car ***
                                And here's one for you UnicornsAreGay
                                Last edited by Thomas Taylor; 02-15-2017, 12:55 PM.
                                Isaiah 66:15

                                For behold, the Lord wil come with fire, and with his charets like a whirlewinde, to render his anger with furie, and his rebuke with flames of fire.

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