Jesus Stolen!!!

ProdigalSon

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Jesus Stolen!!!

12-08-2006, 01:18 PM

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FORT WALTON BEACH, Fla. --Paula Barstow's singing Santa stopped singing after holiday vandals pulled out his power cord and ran over his head. Baby Jesus was literally cut out of the Shalimar Presbyterian Church's wooden Nativity display.

"I hear all the time that Jesus has been taken out of everything and now he's been taken out of his manger," church elder Linda Shealy told the Northwest Florida Daily News.

Running over Santa's head is completely understandable, but who dares swipe our Lord and Savior Baby Jesus??? I'd expect a smiting or two in Fort Walton Beach very soon.

Proverbs 3:5 Trust in the LORD with all thine heart; and lean not unto thine own understanding.
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12-08-2006, 01:32 PM

Re: Jesus Stolen!!!

Originally posted by ProdigalSon View Post

Running over Santa's head is completely understandable, but who dares swipe our Lord and Savior Baby Jesus??? I'd expect a smiting or two in Fort Walton Beach very soon.

I'm wondering where Lilith and her evil sidekick Rachael VanCarsick were at the time. This smells like a coven looking for a baby to eat....

Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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