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Ladies and Gentlemen,
I have found out some dire news today. Some of you may have already heard this, but apparently the communists are still hard at work at taking over America via a heinous hidden scheme to attack one of the most precious of our Earthly goods: our water supply. For years, communists have been slowly poisoning us and inducing brain damage via fluoridation in our water! How could we have let this happen?! Now I know that Landover has its own private water supply and storage, but whenever one must venture into the outside world to spread the Gospel, I suggest bringing your own water supply!
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I have found out some dire news today. Some of you may have already heard this, but apparently the communists are still hard at work at taking over America via a heinous hidden scheme to attack one of the most precious of our Earthly goods: our water supply. For years, communists have been slowly poisoning us and inducing brain damage via fluoridation in our water! How could we have let this happen?! Now I know that Landover has its own private water supply and storage, but whenever one must venture into the outside world to spread the Gospel, I suggest bringing your own water supply!
"Repeated doses of infinitesimal amounts of fluoride will in time reduce an individual's power to resist domination, by slowly poisoning and narcotizing a certain area of the brain, thus making him submissive to the will of those who wish to govern him.”
"The real reason behind water fluoridation is not to benefit children's teeth. If this were the real reason there are many ways in which it could be done that are much easier, cheaper, and far more effective. The real purpose behind water fluoridation is to reduce the resistance of the masses to domination and control and loss of liberty.
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