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  • Rapture Eddie
    The Sermonator
    True Christian™
    • Mar 2008
    • 219

    #1

    Watermelon-eating dog prompts stabbing

    This had to be a Coonhound.
    It can't be natural on God's Green Earth for a Dog to like eating Watermelon.

    Unless It's been infested by Darkie Demons

    Negras, Knives and Watermelon..........it all makes sense to me.

    BOSTON, Oct. 2 -- A dog eating a watermelon helped cause a Boston man to repeatedly stab himself to prove to his brother he wasn't afraid of pain, police say.
    A police report said the two unidentified brothers got into an argument this week after a dog belonging to one of the men consumed a watermelon owned by his brother, the Boston Herald said Thursday.
    Tuesday's argument over the missing watermelon escalated into a shouting match between the siblings that allegedly caused one brother to repeatedly stab himself in order to show he didn't care if he got hurt, police say.
    Police officer Jamie Kennealy said when police arrived at the scene to help take the injured brother to the hospital, the other brother allegedly tried to barricade himself in a room.
    Kennealy told the Herald the brother used a saw and hammer to place numerous pieces of wood across the door to keep police out of the room.
    "During his barricading construction project he stated that he wasn't going to get arrested for stabbing his brother," he told the Herald, adding that police were content to leave him alone after learning the other man's wounds were self-inflicted.
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  • Osambo 08
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Sep 2008
    • 671

    #2
    Re: Watermelon-eating dog prompts stabbing

    Originally posted by Roy Baty View Post
    This had to be a Coonhound.
    It can't be natural on God's Green Earth for a Dog to like eating Watermelon.

    Unless It's been infested by Darkie Demons

    Negras, Knives and Watermelon..........it all makes sense to me.

    We like chicken,not watermelons.Who came up with that stereotype,anyway.

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    • Rapture Eddie
      The Sermonator
      True Christian™
      • Mar 2008
      • 219

      #3
      Re: Watermelon-eating dog prompts stabbing

      Originally posted by Osambo 08 View Post
      We like chicken,not watermelons.Who came up with that stereotype,anyway.
      That's no stereotype BOY!

      It's well known that when a Negra gets his teeth into a firm Watermelon it sends him into an uncontrollable frenzy.
      How d'ya think Michael Jackson came out with all that whoopin' and hollerin?
      Simple............
      Eating Watermelon.

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      • Old Iron Crotch
        SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
        • May 2007
        • 3056

        #4
        Re: Watermelon-eating dog prompts stabbing

        Originally posted by Roy Baty View Post
        This had to be a Coonhound.
        It can't be natural on God's Green Earth for a Dog to like eating Watermelon.

        Unless It's been infested by Darkie Demons

        Negras, Knives and Watermelon..........it all makes sense to me.

        The article doesn't say that the men were black. Not all black people like watermelon, and lots of white and Asian people do like it. I'm white, and I happen to love watermelon. One of my best friends is black, and he hates watermelon.

        And some dogs do like fruit - mine likes red grapes and Granny Smith apples.
        Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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        • Brother_Percy
          Honorary True Christian™
          Forum Member
          • May 2008
          • 1359

          #5
          Re: Watermelon-eating dog prompts stabbing

          Originally posted by Old Iron Crotch View Post
          One of my best friends is black
          Just when I though my opinion of you couldn't get any lower....

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          • Rapture Eddie
            The Sermonator
            True Christian™
            • Mar 2008
            • 219

            #6
            Re: Watermelon-eating dog prompts stabbing

            Originally posted by Old Iron Crotch View Post
            The article doesn't say that the men ZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
            Woman, you are better than imaginary Sheep for sending a Man to sleep.
            Are all your Posts that boring or did you save it up for me?
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            • Roberta
              Anti La Leche League Organizer
              True Christian™
              • Jan 2008
              • 1817

              #7
              Re: Watermelon-eating dog prompts stabbing

              Originally posted by Osambo 08 View Post
              We like chicken,not watermelons.Who came up with that stereotype,anyway.


              Belated Happy Juneteenth, boy.
              Come climb my mountains.

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              • Nobar King
                Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                Christ's Guardian
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2007
                • 23748

                #8
                Re: Watermelon-eating dog prompts stabbing

                I still don't see how it's the dog's fault.
                May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                • Talitha
                  Deaconess
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                  True Christian™
                  • Dec 2025
                  • 15118

                  #9
                  Re: Watermelon-eating dog prompts stabbing

                  Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                  I still don't see how it's the dog's fault.
                  It's not.
                  It was the Darkie Demons.

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                  • Osambo 08
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                    • Sep 2008
                    • 671

                    #10
                    Re: Watermelon-eating dog prompts stabbing

                    Originally posted by Talitha View Post
                    It's not.
                    It was the Darkie Demons.
                    There's jungle fever in all of us.It has nothing to do with demons and witches.

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                    • Daisy Mae Johnson
                      The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                      Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                      aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 15708

                      #11
                      Re: Watermelon-eating dog prompts stabbing

                      Originally posted by Osambo 08 View Post
                      We like chicken,not watermelons.Who came up with that stereotype,anyway.
                      I beg to differ with you Sambo. This here tar baby like it so much he OD'ed on it!

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                      And the real Osambo insists on having them back stage. Spread your lies else where!
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