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    Sodomite Thug RAPES eHarmony!

    God-hating sodomite thug Eric McKinley sued Christian-oriented heterosexual dating service eHarmony for the "right" to be matched up in sinful relations with Godly Christian men.

    Against all common sense, he WON.

    In 2005, openly gay McKinley applied for a membership at eHarmony. This dating site, geared toward Christian singles and promoted by such renowned Christian leaders as James Dobson of Focus on the Family, serves only heterosexuals, since sodomites are, by definition, not Christian.

    If we Google gay dating sites, we'll find many. Gay.com. Manhunt.net. Guys4men.com. Adam4Adam.com. Bear411.com. And many more, where sodomites of all persuasions can "hook up" to their lust-crazed hearts' content. Well, now we can add "Compatiblepartners.net" to the listing, a "separate but equal" sodomite version of eHarmony.

    Perhaps a better name would be eSodomy!

    The Paliban have issued a call to action to all Godly Christians.

    Since the settlement requires eSodomy -- I mean, compatiblepartners.net -- to offer free 6-month memberships to the first 10,000 sodomites who sign up, the Paliban suggest that Godly Christians join up right away, taking away all the free memberships! Then, use the service to REBUKE those depraved sodomites, many of whom will be claiming that they, too, are Christians!

    They want to be on a Christian dating site? Fine! The Paliban suggests we make it Christian for them . . . and I agree!
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  • #2
    Re: Sodomite Thug RAPES eHarmony!

    I'm not going to risk catching the AIDS from a queer dating site! The way I see it, the easier it is for those faggots to "hook up", the quicker they'll spread the AIDS to each other and the sooner we'll be rid of them!
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    • #3
      Re: Sodomite Thug RAPES eHarmony!

      Maybe the Ladies can join, and at least tell some of those Lezbeans what God really wants them to be doing with their cooters . . . raising up True Christian(tm) Soldiers for Jesus!

      I hear the Lezbeans don't get the AIDS, just herpes. And you can't get herpes through the Internet!
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      • #4
        Re: Sodomite Thug RAPES eHarmony!

        I don't think the government should be getting into private business affairs like this. Do you think that the Muslim dating site is going to allow Homosexuals? Will the govt. force them to comply?
        May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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        • #5
          Re: Sodomite Thug RAPES eHarmony!

          Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
          I don't think the government should be getting into private business affairs like this. Do you think that the Muslim dating site is going to allow Homosexuals? Will the govt. force them to comply?
          Maybe we should sue to force them to allow Christians . . . let them find out what "Obama-Style Freedom" is all about!
          Bible boring? Nonsense!
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          • #6
            Re: Sodomite Thug RAPES eHarmony!

            Originally posted by JennyD View Post
            Maybe the Ladies can join, and at least tell some of those Lezbeans what God really wants them to be doing with their cooters . . . raising up True Christian™ Soldiers for Jesus!

            I hear the Lezbeans don't get the AIDS, just herpes. And you can't get herpes through the Internet!
            That's sounds like it will work Sister D, but keep a KJV1611 handy, wear gloves, and spritz your keyboard and monitor with a little Lysol while your doing it.

            You can never be too careful with the AIDS!
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            • #7
              Re: Sodomite Thug RAPES eHarmony!

              Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
              Maybe we should sue to force them to allow Christians . . . let them find out what "Obama-Style Freedom" is all about!
              That's a good idea! Someone should ask Pastor Pistle to have the Joo lawyers look into that!
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              • #8
                Re: Sodomite Thug RAPES eHarmony!

                I don't understand this whole internets dating thing in general. Any girl you'd met on one of those will turned out to be a lying, greedy whore who wants to charge double on weekends and refuses to work with bea.....

                Anyway, the best way to pick a Godly wife is at church. No queers there.
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                • #9
                  Re: Sodomite Thug RAPES eHarmony!

                  Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                  I don't understand this whole internets dating thing in general. Any girl you'd met on one of those will turned out to be a lying, greedy whore who wants to charge double on weekends and refuses to work with bea.....
                  Bea?

                  Beaners?
                  Bears?
                  Beautiful flowers?
                  Bea Arthur?
                  Bible boring? Nonsense!
                  Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                  You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                  • #10
                    Re: Sodomite Thug RAPES eHarmony!

                    As a subscriber to the Paliban Daily news service, I am sometimes the first to receive bad news. Today is no exception.

                    Poor Dr. Neil Clark Warren of eHarmony has now been humiliated by the launch of a series of insulting t-shirts, promoting eSod . . . I can't even say it. You'll have to see for yourself.

                    Here's the LEAST offensive, by far!



                    Christian ladies, I strongly recommend you NOT look at the others in the series. They are simply NOT APPROPRIATE!!
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                    • #11
                      Re: Sodomite Thug RAPES eHarmony!

                      Originally posted by JennyD View Post
                      I hear the Lezbeans don't get the AIDS....
                      That's what the sodomite moral relativists keep saying, so I'm inclined to doubt it. Besides, we all know that God sent AIDS to smite the homers, so I see no reason to believe that He would miss such a large segment of homerdom.
                      This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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                      • #12
                        Re: Sodomite Thug RAPES eHarmony!

                        Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
                        That's what the sodomite moral relativists keep saying, so I'm inclined to doubt it. Besides, we all know that God sent AIDS to smite the homers, so I see no reason to believe that He would miss such a large segment of homerdom.
                        Pastor, I hear He gives the dykes breast cancer.

                        The focus this month for Nursing Update is breast cancer and mental health. Last month I noted that in the continuum of womens health, lesbian health has essentially been left off the agenda. In my training, if one thing was mentioned about lesbian health it was around breast cancer and that lesbians and nuns were vulnerable! (those who may not breast feed before the age of 35). While nuns might not have sex, lesbians certainly do have sex. The other remnant of my training was that gays and lesbians may need mental healthcare!
                        Bible boring? Nonsense!
                        Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
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                        • #13
                          Re: Sodomite Thug RAPES eHarmony!

                          lesbians and nuns
                          How much of a difference is there?
                          This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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                          • #14
                            Re: Sodomite Thug RAPES eHarmony!

                            Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
                            How much of a difference is there?
                            Some would say "nun"!

                            Perhaps Sister M&Ms could enlighten us, being an ex-nun?
                            Bible boring? Nonsense!
                            Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                            You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                            • #15
                              Re: Sodomite Thug RAPES eHarmony!

                              Gentlemen, I don't think this "eSodomy" is a dating service for nuns.

                              They have convents for that, don't they? And the Vatican?

                              So, I Googled "gay dating service", and I got more hits than a homer can shake his stick at. Why do they need to corrupt eHarmony, which was even promoted by James Dobson himself?

                              Is it to prevent Christians from having anything of their own?

                              What's next on their Homer Agenda?
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