if you have a retarded sibling?

**Talitha** · 06-18-2007, 05:00 PM

Re: if you have a retarded sibling?

Originally posted by nikilds View Post

If you have a retarded brother or sister, is it a result of your parent's sin?
Or a result of your sin?
Or for some other reason?

I see the Lord's hand in everything, and I was wondering what lesson I should learn about my friend Misty and her brother Wayne, who always wears a helmet.

As I remember it Sister, Retards, if they are born like it are the result of them being hated by Jesus for something they did before they were Born.
However, retardationism happening after Birth is caused by something being done against Jesus by the Child or immediate family.

God hates them so much they don't even get to go to Heaven. Praise His Holy Name

Can you imagine having to put up with all that Hollerin and shouting and Dribbling for Eternity?

**nikilds** · 06-18-2007, 05:09 PM

Re: if you have a retarded sibling?

Sister Talitha! Praise your attentive ears in church!!

Wayne, as MIsty retells it, wasnt very smart when he was born. Then his mother dropped him a few times . . .
I think he might be paying for his sin AND his mother's . . .

Makes complete sense now!

**Daisy Mae Johnson** · 06-18-2007, 05:13 PM

Re: if you have a retarded sibling?

Originally posted by Sister Talitha View Post

Can you imagine having to put up with all that Hollerin and shouting and Dribbling for Eternity?

AMEN Sister Tali,

It would be impossible for a window licker to get in Heaven. All that drooling and non-stop chatter would drive even HIM out of his mind.

L

ve, Sister Thumper

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**nikilds** · 06-18-2007, 05:20 PM

Re: if you have a retarded sibling?

Is it safe to say that any person who cannot use the restroom by themselves (ie, the intellectually disabled like wayne, children, the elderly, and paralyzed people) are not allowed in Heaven?

If so, JOY!

**Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.** · 06-18-2007, 07:43 PM

Re: if you have a retarded sibling?

In accordance to Leviticus 21, God hates those with blemishes, whether they be physical or mental. I think someone who cannot even urinate by himself is mentally blemished (and would blemish His polished marble floors in Heaven if he were allowed in)

**Unsaved and Loving It** · 06-18-2007, 08:03 PM

Re: if you have a retarded sibling?

Originally posted by Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S. View Post

In accordance to Leviticus 21, God hates those with blemishes, whether they be physical or mental. I think someone who cannot even urinate by himself is mentally blemished (and would blemish His polished marble floors in Heaven if he were allowed in)

Wow, this Leviticus book's crap really has no bounds, does it? Really, that's proof of it's holiness right there. I never knew one book could make me laugh so much. It must be divine! PRAISE!

**Andrew Shaw** · 06-18-2007, 09:03 PM

Re: if you have a retarded sibling?

[quote=Sister Talitha;75142]As I remember it Sister, Retards, if they are born like it are the result of them being hated by Jesus for something they did before they were Born.
However, retardationism happening after Birth is caused by something being done against Jesus by the Child or immediate family.

If i may ask, Talitha , are you implying re-incarnation? wich mind you, IS a buddhist beleif. The reason i ask this is because "Something they did before they were born." Or are you implying that a fetus can sin? I would also like to add i mean no offense, it was just a question.

**Daisy Mae Johnson** · 06-18-2007, 09:06 PM

Re: if you have a retarded sibling?

Brother Shaw,

I believe she meant sins like Ming in the uterus. Some Hellbound babies do play with themselves in the womb.

Helpful, Sister Thumper

**Andrew Shaw** · 06-18-2007, 09:11 PM

Re: if you have a retarded sibling?

Originally posted by Sister Talitha View Post

As I remember it Sister, Retards, if they are born like it are the result of them being hated by Jesus for something they did before they were Born.
However, retardationism happening after Birth is caused by something being done against Jesus by the Child or immediate family.

God hates them so much they don't even get to go to Heaven. Praise His Holy Name

Can you imagine having to put up with all that Hollerin and shouting and Dribbling for Eternity?

Talitha, may i ask about what you are saying? its just slightly unclear to me, my question is : Are you implying that re-incarnation exists? or that a fetus can sin? or none of the above, the part i may have read wrong was "Something they did before they were born."
PLEASE do not take any offense to this it was just merely a question and im sorry if this inconveinces you.

**Old Iron Crotch** · 06-18-2007, 09:35 PM

Re: if you have a retarded sibling?

Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post

Brother Shaw,

I believe she meant sins like Ming in the uterus. Some Hellbound babies do play with themselves in the womb.

Helpful, Sister Thumper

So your god would destroy a baby's brain for something that it was not even aware that it was doing? What a heartless S-O-B you worship.

**Deaner** · 06-18-2007, 09:46 PM

Re: if you have a retarded sibling?

Originally posted by Dances with Joy View Post

So your god would destroy a baby's brain for something that it was not even aware that it was doing? What a heartless S-O-B you worship.

How can you not be aware when you're m'ng?? Can you do anymore to teach people not to be responsible for their behaviour? It's because of pinko dolphin chimp-loving philosophies like yours that homosexuality is rampant in our country.

**Deaner** · 06-18-2007, 09:48 PM

Re: if you have a retarded sibling?

Originally posted by Andrew Shaw View Post

Talitha, may i ask about what you are saying? its just slightly unclear to me, my question is : Are you implying that re-incarnation exists? or that a fetus can sin? or none of the above, the part i may have read wrong was "Something they did before they were born."
PLEASE do not take any offense to this it was just merely a question and im sorry if this inconveinces you.

Friend, don't get caught up in semantics. I can guarantee you we don't believe in anything preached by Godless chinks.

As Sister Thumper pointed out, maybe the baby had touched his choo-choo. Maybe the baby was having homosexual thoughts. Maybe the baby was wondering how he could get out of tithing. Who knows? It could be any number of things.

The important thing to remember is that Jesus loves you so much He has given you free will to either submit to Him and live in Heaven or burn in hell if you don't. Pretty neat huh?

Try not to think too much. Jesus has laid everything out for us in the KJV1611 Bible and thinking spoils the message. Take care and enjoy your time at Landover.

**Andrew Shaw** · 06-18-2007, 09:51 PM

Re: if you have a retarded sibling?

I suppose you would be un-aware of it when your brain isent fully developed yet. thats what hes getting at i guess. And..are all sickness' like influenza, cancer, common cold considerd to be the cause of sinning? if so you have ALL done that no doubt? im not saying i havent i get sick atleast twice a year. Im just wondering because i want to know all about this religeon.

**Old Iron Crotch** · 06-18-2007, 09:54 PM

Re: if you have a retarded sibling?

Originally posted by Deaner View Post

Friend, don't get caught up in semantics. I can guarantee you we don't believe in anything preached by Godless chinks.

As Sister Thumper pointed out, maybe the baby had touched his choo-choo.

Curled up in a space that small, it could hardly help it.

Maybe the baby was having homosexual thoughts.

LMAO! Unborn babies thinking about sex?

Maybe the baby was wondering how he could get out of tithing.

Unborn babies thinking about money? That's even funnier than unborn babies thinking about sex.

Who knows? It could be any number of things.

The important thing to remember is that Jesus loves you so much He has given you free will to either submit to Him and live in Heaven or burn in hell if you don't. Pretty neat huh?

That's love? Not in my book.

Try not to think too much. Jesus has laid everything out for us in the KJV1611 Bible and thinking spoils the message. Take care and enjoy your time at Landover.

Thinking spoils the message - the entire TC philosophy in four words.

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