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  • Just a bit about me :)

    Hello, all!!

    I want to address the question in this thread's description, "Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus." I apologize in advance if my introduction is too long!

    First of all, I truly cannot remember a time in which I did not believe in Jesus. My earliest memory of confessing my love for Him to a non-believer was when I was 5 years old.

    It was a holiday and many family members were gathered together; the kids, as usual, were playing together in different rooms, running around the house, etc. But at one point, I was drawing with a cousin who was a year or so older than I was.

    I included the name of "God" in all the pictures I had drawn -- and my cousin (who couldn't have been more than 7 years old) asked me, "Why did you put that? God isn't real!"

    Well, I was absolutely shocked. I had never before met anyone who hadn't believed in God. Obviously, his parents had to have taught him to be an atheist; (I didn't even know that word at the time). But even though I was so young, I had a strong faith in God and I told my cousin, "Yes, He is real! He made everything!"

    We went back and forth, but he just couldn't convince me otherwise.
    One of my aunts happened to enter the room and she heard part of our conversation. I'll never forget what happened afterwards.

    She said to me, "God's not real! Have you ever seen Him?"

    I remember how stunned I was that an adult could say such a thing. To me, adults were the speakers of truths; they knew everything, didn't they? It was as if an adult had suddenly said, "2+2 doesn't equal 4! The answer is zero!"

    But then I said something that made her angry. I don't remember if my mother had told me this, or if I had come up with it on my own; but my response to her made her so furious that she complained about me to my parents.

    I had simply said, "You can't see the air but you know it's there."

    She told my mom and dad that I was being a "smartmouth" and that I should be punished. Later on, my mother told me my aunt's response and my mom just laughed. I could see that my mom was proud of me; but I wasn't quite sure why at the time.

    For me, I had simply felt that speaking the truth was a normal thing. It's just what you're supposed to do.

    All that to say.... well, I chose my username because it was a name that I acquired in college. My classmates used it derogatorily. They thought I was something of a freak because I didn't go to parties; I didn't carouse on weekends (I stayed in my room and studied instead); I didn't date and I carried my Bible with me to classes.

    During my second year in college, the young men in the school passed around a 'rate the girls' book; evidently, they had created a new classification for me because none of the existing dirty categories fit me. They called me "Bible Banger."

    I have to be honest: I couldn't have been more pleased.

    How could it bother me that they associated me with the Bible, of all things? It made me think of how the Romans once used the term "Christian" as an insult... If I was to be persecuted and ridiculed for living in a way that separated me from the world, sobeit!


    P.S. I have many favorite Bible verses, so it's impossible to name a "favorite."

    But there was a particular scripture that I know God sent to me during a particularly scary time. When I was 17, my mom had joined a false church, not knowing that it was false. A so-called "deacon" in that church had told my mother that it was unusual for someone my age to spend hours a day praying. He said that young people didn't do that.

    He had convinced my mother that something was wrong with me; and she threatened to kick me out of the house! When she told me that, I ran to my room, prostrated myself before God, and prayed. I asked Him, "What should I do? YOU know my heart, O Lord!!"

    I then picked up the Bible, and it fell open. Something said to me, "Look."

    I did. The verse my eyes fell upon was this:
    "When my father and my mother forsake me, then the LORD will take me up." (Psalm 27:10)

    Brothers and Sisters, I confess that I am truly crying like a baby as I write about this. God spoke to me through His Word in that difficult time, and the Word He gave me couldn't have been more comforting, more tailored to my need!

    It turned out that the Lord allowed my mother to see that her 'church' was a deceiving, untrue church. I'll never forget how she cried when she asked forgiveness of God and of me; she never kicked me out and she left that destructive place.


    I say from the bottom of my heart, I'm glad I found this site.
    God bless you all!

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    Re: Just a bit about me

    Welcome to God's favorite forum.

    I didn't catch which church you attend at the moment.

    Are you a foreigner of some kind?
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      Re: Just a bit about me

      What an inspired testimony. Jesus definitely said it best.

      Luke 14:26 If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.

      Welcome, friend.
      Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.


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      • #4
        Re: Just a bit about me

        That story brought tears to my eyes. What happened that would lead your mother into a false church?
        Drama queen

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          Re: Just a bit about me

          Truly inspiring, BB. "You can't see the air but you know it's there." Beautiful.

          So tell us - are you married? How many soldiers for Jesus have you produced? What kind of pie do you make?
          What's your operating system? Windows ? OS X ? Mine's JesOS!

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            Re: Just a bit about me

            Praise the Lord! Your username initially made me somewhat suspicious, but it truly seems as though you've overcome your feminine handicap to find the Path of Righteousness.
            O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



            God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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              Re: Just a bit about me

              First of all, I am literally overwhelmed with joy (and my eyes are gathering a few happy tears ) by the sincere and loving comments to my post!

              Just to say, I am preparing my responses to each and every one of you.
              I'm saying that now because though I am a fast typist, I'm a slow thinker. LOL!

              I don't like to simply jot off quick answers, especially when I can sense that genuine feelings and true hearts are behind others' comments. To do so would be to treat those heartfelt responses with less than the respect that they deserve.

              Please bear with me.... I'm still learning to *think* before speaking! : )

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              • #8
                Re: Just a bit about me

                Just to say, I have read and re-read the comments on this thread. What has taken me so long to respond is that I have not only read your thoughts, but many things that you said caused me to contemplate my life; I have been crying and thinking, crying and thinking, as I responded to each of you.

                I actually had to take breaks between my writing, because this has been a deeply spiritual and emotional experience for me. God knows my heart. If any of you are skeptical about what I am saying, please ask our Lord to reveal my heart to you. He knows me, He knows that I am His. As He has shown me your spirits, He will show you mine...

                I cannot explain in mere words what each of your posts have caused me to consider. I can only say, with sincerity: God bless you all! God loves you!


                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                Welcome to God's favorite forum.

                I didn't catch which church you attend at the moment.

                Are you a foreigner of some kind?
                Pastor Ezekiel, I thank you kindly for your welcome, and for your question!

                No, Sir, I am not a foreigner; I was born and raised in America. I have to be honest -- I am without a church home.

                The truth is, I'm finding it very difficult to locate a church home that teaches God's absolute truth without trying to appeal to the masses and without tailoring His Word to suit "Politically Correct" values. God was never concerned with appealing to the masses. That's why the Word says, "Many are called, but few are chosen."

                In my mind, the moment Brothers and Sisters in Christ begin to deliberately present the Word so that it soothes those who willingly delve into the world's practices, those so-called 'Brothers' and 'Sisters' are themselves already of the world. Did God not clearly tell us to "come out from among them, and be ye separate..." ?

                Please keep me in your prayers, because I'm still looking for a clean Church. I want to be part of a Church that has leaders who aren't afraid to speak what God already told us. I know what He said. And now I need to be surrounded by those who also know and adhere to His Word.
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                Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
                What an inspired testimony. Jesus definitely said it best.

                Luke 14:26 If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.

                Welcome, friend.
                Brother Levi Jones, I am not exaggerating when I say that your post brings tears to my eyes. The scripture to which you referred was also one that I mulled over during the difficult time I mentioned in my 1st post here.

                It occurred to me during that time that I had to make a choice. I could either succumb to my mother's terms (which involved ceasing to pray regularly in a prostrate position, because it was also something that made her 'deacon' think that I was doing something 'unnatural') -- or I could be homeless.

                I finally told God that if it was His will for me to be homeless simply because I was praying, then I would accept that. I continued praying daily in my bedroom, prostrate. I thought of Daniel, who was faced with being thrust into a den of lions; and I said to myself, "There is no comparison!" I could not equate the possibility of being fed to lions -- being eaten ALIVE!! -- with just being homeless.

                Yes, I admit that at first, I was afraid that I would soon be kicked out of my home. But I remembered the Scriptures God gave me.... and I said to God, "I trust You, Lord. YOU are my Father, YOU are my God. I put my life in Your Hands..."

                Even now, when I look back at that situation, I still marvel.
                God spoke to me through His Word, and He saw me through! It's hard to not recall those things and not well up with emotion...
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                Originally posted by Brother Snapper Grogan View Post
                Truly inspiring, BB. "You can't see the air but you know it's there." Beautiful.

                So tell us - are you married? How many soldiers for Jesus have you produced? What kind of pie do you make?
                Brother Snapper Grogan, your smiley makes me laugh when you ask me what kind of pie I make!! But let me answer your questions in order:

                No, I am not married, and I have never been. (I'd like to add that I have never had any children out of wedlock, either.) Talking of which, an older fellow (he was a stranger), once struck up a conversation with me on a bus. He asked me if I had any children, and I said no. He then actually cried out, "What's wrong with you??"

                I explained that I was unmarried, and he continued to insist that something must be "wrong with [me]" to not have had children! See? That's what's wrong with the world. Refusing to fornicate and refusing to have children out of wedlock is considered twisted, when the opposite is actually true.

                Concerning pies: To be truthful with you, I haven't got to pies yet! It's only been since last year that I suddenly had the desire to learn how to cook a variety of meals from absolute scratch. I never had a great interest in cooking before that, so I don't know why I suddenly became obsessed with learning to create meals without premade ingredients!

                I research all manner of recipes, and then I buy the ingredients and prepare & cook the dishes. I now buy only organic foods, and I have to say that I feel as if I'm tasting meats for the first time in my life! There is NOTHING like the taste of beef or poultry when the animals were raised on free-range, natural lands without chemicals! Let's not even talk about the delight of fish that were caught on the coast of Alaska (wild & natural as God intended!)

                So yes, I'm still at the 'dinner phase' of learning how to truly cook honest to goodness home-prepared meals. Eventually, I want to learn how to make everything from scratch, including breads, desserts, ice cream, you name it! (If anybody thinks I'm joking, I have to tell you that one of my dad's sisters makes ice cream from absolute scratch. She has a churner and everything, and she even makes her own BUTTER!! All my tips will come from her!)
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                Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
                That story brought tears to my eyes. What happened that would lead your mother into a false church?
                BelieverInGod, I must say that I believe the beginning of my mother's falling began when I was very young. I will not sugarcoat anything, so what I reveal here is not only the truth, but it is very personal and sometimes it is still a source of embarrassment to me.

                But you asked, and this is a Christian site; and I have no desire to cloak the truth: my parents went through a rough time when I was still quite young. They eventually divorced, and it was one of the saddest times in my life. Afterwards, my mother stopped visiting church altogether.

                Eventually, one of her friends convinced her to join a different church; that was the same 'church' in which the false 'deacon' deemed that I must be some kind of strange anomaly simply because I was a young person who prayed a lot and was known to read the Bible of my own volition.

                To this day, every time I look back at that situation, I still balk at the idea of someone saying, "Your daughter goes to church several times a week; she prays on her face; she doesn't party, doesn't date, doesn't drink, smoke, or do drugs.... she obeys you, she goes to school, has a job, gives you money from her paycheck and has straight A's... SOMETHING'S WRONG with her!!"

                May God forgive me, but when I talk about this, I feel very angry. I still sometimes have the urge to confront the person who made my mother once believe that my dedication to God, His Word, and His Church was an indication that I was somehow engaged in evil activity, or that I was a deviant.

                I know God doesn't want me to think this way. (OH, Jesus, help me, I'm crying again). Maybe God just wants me to see that, no matter what happened, it cannot be compared in the LEAST to Jesus' Divine Suffering for our sins. When I think about that, I know that I have actually endured nothing)....
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                Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                Praise the Lord! Your username initially made me somewhat suspicious, but it truly seems as though you've overcome your feminine handicap to find the Path of Righteousness.
                Brother Temperance, you can't know how much that means to me. When I pondered what I should choose as a username, I wanted it to be something that reflected my life in Christ. I was actually surprised (and hesitant) when that name came to mind, since it was applied to me as an insult.

                But then I thought about the reason I was dubbed that; and I realized, if anything, nothing speaks more about our love for Christ than our willingness to live in the world but not be of the world, even in the face of ridicule.

                No one suffered more than Our Lord Jesus Christ.
                No one was more derided and ridiculed...
                No matter what we endure, it cannot begin to touch even the least facet of His Divine Suffering.

                May we follow His path of righteousness!

                I love you all!

                ~Amen

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                  Re: Just a bit about me

                  You seem sincere, but you aren't one of them fluffy bunny Christians are you?
                  If I see one more God is Love poster, I just might have to puke.
                  God in the good ol' KJV 1611 Bible would just as soon smite you on the spot as look at you.
                  Nahum 1:2

                  God is jealous, and the LORD revengeth; the LORD revengeth, and is furious; the LORD will take vengeance on his adversaries, and he reserveth wrath for his enemies.


                  If God is Love ... Who created Hell??!!

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                  • #10
                    Re: Just a bit about me

                    Well Hallelujah! I am ON FIRE with the Holy Spirit after reading your brave testimony! I plan to share this with my family during our devotional tomorrow evening after dinner.

                    You are absolutely correct to renounce your false Christian mother for trying to stand between you and Christ. All the love and adulation that anyone in modern secular society has to offer will do us no good if we lose our souls to eternal hellfire! This world matters not; all that truly matters is the hereafter.

                    James 4:4
                    Ye adulterers and adulteresses, know ye not that the friendship of the world is enmity with God? whosoever therefore will be a friend of the world is the enemy of God.


                    It is regrettable when someone that we care about chooses a false path. But it's important to remember that they will never love us as much as Jesus loves us. My parents are going to hell too, because they do not live by every word of the Holy Bible. I keep reminding them, but they don't listen. They won't even pick up the phone when I call any more. But there is nothing we can do about these lost souls; God has not chosen them to join Him in Heaven. But isn't is glorious that He has chosen us? Praise!

                    II Thessalonians 2:11-13
                    And for this cause God shall send them strong delusion, that they should believe a lie:
                    That they all might be damned who believed not the truth, but had pleasure in unrighteousness.
                    But we are bound to give thanks alway to God for you, brethren beloved of the Lord, because God hath from the beginning chosen you to salvation through sanctification of the Spirit and belief of the truth:

                    But I have a new family now, and we will be together for eternity, in the bosom of Christ our LORD.

                    Matthew 12:47-50
                    Then one said unto him, Behold, thy mother and thy brethren stand without, desiring to speak with thee.
                    But he answered and said unto him that told him, Who is my mother? and who are my brethren?
                    And he stretched forth his hand toward his disciples, and said, Behold my mother and my brethren!
                    For whosoever shall do the will of my Father which is in heaven, the same is my brother, and sister, and mother.


                    Isn't being a Christian just so awesome?
                    II Thessalonians 1:7-9
                    And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
                    In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
                    Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power



                    The man who is being progressively sanctified will inescapably sanctify his home, school, politics, economics, science, and all things else by understanding and interpreting all things in terms of the Word of God and by bringing all things under the Dominion of Christ the King. -R.J. Rushdoony

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                      Re: Just a bit about me

                      Originally posted by Brother Barnabus View Post
                      You seem sincere, but you aren't one of them fluffy bunny Christians are you?
                      If I see one more God is Love poster, I just might have to puke.
                      God in the good ol' KJV 1611 Bible would just as soon smite you on the spot as look at you.
                      Brother Barnabus, I don't mean to offend you when I ask this, but, what do you mean by "fluffy bunny Christians"?

                      If you mean the exact thing that you illustrated in your example of "God posters" -- well, I am not adverse to such posters. I look at such things like this: we're either for God or against Him. The manner in which we express that is as individualistic as our unique personalities.

                      I cannot rail against anything that promotes people to think of God. It's far better to have reminders of Him on our walls, no matter how 'corny' others may perceive them, than to fill our walls with secular images.

                      In the end, it is our hearts, not our styles, that God looks at and judges.

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                        Originally posted by TheBibleBanger View Post
                        Brother Barnabus, I don't mean to offend you when I ask this, but, what do you mean by "fluffy bunny Christians"?
                        a "fluffy bunny Christian" is one of those liebral "christians" that think God's going to love them no matter what. They can do drugs, be gay, listen to heavy metal music and rape old people, but as long as they believe in Jesus, they're getting into heaven.

                        These are also the first ones to jump onto one of two scriptures as if those two scriptures are the entire Bible

                        The first half of John 3:16 For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son (note they drop the "you have to believe on him" part)

                        and

                        Matthew 7:1 Judge not, that ye be not judged. Forgetting that the rest of Matthew 7 goes on about hypocritical judging.

                        Not that they can actually find those quotes if you asked them where they came from.
                        Drama queen

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                          Re: Just a bit about me

                          Originally posted by TheBibleBanger View Post
                          Brother Barnabus, I don't mean to offend you when I ask this, but, what do you mean by "fluffy bunny Christians"?

                          If you mean the exact thing that you illustrated in your example of "God posters" -- well, I am not adverse to such posters. I look at such things like this: we're either for God or against Him. The manner in which we express that is as individualistic as our unique personalities.

                          I cannot rail against anything that promotes people to think of God. It's far better to have reminders of Him on our walls, no matter how 'corny' others may perceive them, than to fill our walls with secular images.

                          In the end, it is our hearts, not our styles, that God looks at and judges.
                          The problem with that way of thinking is that a lot of false churches are leading would-be True Christians™ away from the actual teachings of the Holy Bible. Too many churches these days are more like country clubs than Houses of Worship.

                          It's easy to tell people what they want to hear and get a lot of people in the door, but if you're not winning their souls for Christ, what good are you actually doing for His Kingdom? I submit that one who does this is actually hindering the work for His Kingdom, because you are giving those who want to seek His Face false assurances when they are very much still on the path to hell!

                          Matthew 24:24
                          For there shall arise false Christs, and false prophets, and shall shew great signs and wonders; insomuch that, if it were possible, they shall deceive the very elect.


                          Catholics, Methodists, Episcopalians, the list goes on... These are false churches peddling a false Christ. They think they are doing the LORD's work, but they are knowingly or unknowingly doing the work of satan - the lead His flock astray and into the fiery pits of hell.

                          So how do you tell one of these false churches from a True Christian™ church like ours? Very simply. If they do not preach the entirety of the Holy Bible (Authorized King James Version of 1611), then they are false deceivers doing the work of satan.

                          It's not enough to get people thinking about God... We must preach His Word so that people think about God correctly. What good is it going to do to fill entire stadiums full of people if all those people still burn for all eternity?
                          II Thessalonians 1:7-9
                          And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
                          In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
                          Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power



                          The man who is being progressively sanctified will inescapably sanctify his home, school, politics, economics, science, and all things else by understanding and interpreting all things in terms of the Word of God and by bringing all things under the Dominion of Christ the King. -R.J. Rushdoony

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                            Re: Just a bit about me

                            Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
                            a "fluffy bunny Christian" is one of those liebral "christians" that think God's going to love them no matter what...
                            Originally posted by Jedediah View Post
                            The problem with that way of thinking is that a lot of false churches are leading would-be True Christians™ away from the actual teachings of the Holy Bible. Too many churches these days are more like country clubs than Houses of Worship...
                            Oh, I understand! Even though I quoted just a portion of what both of you said in your responses, I did read everything you wrote. I read it twice!

                            Just to say, I believe in the Full Gospel. I believe in the Word's teachings from Genesis to Revelation. I was simply trying to impart that I found it edifying to surround myself with visual reminders of the Scriptures.

                            I do not believe that doing so ensures my salvation; but it definitely reminded me daily during college to keep my mind on Christ in a time when everything around me was full of sinful and/or satanic images and practices. Whereas my roommates posted lewd images on their side of the room, my walls bore quotes from the Bible. Some of my roommates' visitors laughed at me for that, but it didn't bother me.

                            I knew then, and still know in Whom I believe!

                            Beyond that limited experience, it seems that today, no matter where we look, we're all bombarded with eroticism, satanic messages (which have gained mainstream popularity through movies, books, etc.)

                            When I was in college, I did have several posters on my walls that bore specific Scriptures. I would look at them and recall the verses (that were prominently displayed on the posters) in my heart. Seeing God's Word before my eyes on my walls daily served to strengthen me and build me up. I would recite the Scriptures I saw, pray, and ask God to continue to use me and help me to live a holy life.

                            I guess what I'm trying to say is that I not only sought to be one who practiced living according to God's Word, but I also constantly kept His Words before my eyes.

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                              Re: Just a bit about me

                              Originally posted by TheBibleBanger View Post
                              Brother Snapper Grogan, your smiley makes me laugh when you ask me what kind of pie I make!! But let me answer your questions in order:

                              No, I am not married, and I have never been. (I'd like to add that I have never had any children out of wedlock, either.) Talking of which, an older fellow (he was a stranger), once struck up a conversation with me on a bus. He asked me if I had any children, and I said no. He then actually cried out, "What's wrong with you??"

                              I explained that I was unmarried, and he continued to insist that something must be "wrong with [me]" to not have had children! See? That's what's wrong with the world. Refusing to fornicate and refusing to have children out of wedlock is considered twisted, when the opposite is actually true.

                              Concerning pies: To be truthful with you, I haven't got to pies yet! It's only been since last year that I suddenly had the desire to learn how to cook a variety of meals from absolute scratch. I never had a great interest in cooking before that, so I don't know why I suddenly became obsessed with learning to create meals without premade ingredients!

                              I research all manner of recipes, and then I buy the ingredients and prepare & cook the dishes. I now buy only organic foods, and I have to say that I feel as if I'm tasting meats for the first time in my life! There is NOTHING like the taste of beef or poultry when the animals were raised on free-range, natural lands without chemicals! Let's not even talk about the delight of fish that were caught on the coast of Alaska (wild & natural as God intended!)

                              So yes, I'm still at the 'dinner phase' of learning how to truly cook honest to goodness home-prepared meals. Eventually, I want to learn how to make everything from scratch, including breads, desserts, ice cream, you name it! (If anybody thinks I'm joking, I have to tell you that one of my dad's sisters makes ice cream from absolute scratch. She has a churner and everything, and she even makes her own BUTTER!! All my tips will come from her!)
                              All praise for your conscientiousness, Biblebanger. Baking tasty pies is a basic skill that every woman should know. There's nothing that excites a True Christian™ man more than the thought of burying his face in his wife's delicious pie!

                              Your devotion to food in its natural state is laudable, but I fear it may be misguided. After all, would He have given us microwaves, feedlots, growth hormones, flavor enhancers and preservatives if He had meant us to simply leave things as they were? Of course not.

                              In my the not-too-distant past, women had to vacuum carpets by literally sucking the dirt out of them with their mouths, but The Lord has since given us vacuum cleaners. My mother had to take our family's clothes (such as they were) down to the river and beat them with sticks to clean them. My wife is fortunate that I've bought her a washing machine and my daughters will probably (though unreasonably - I fear that I spoil them) expect their husbands to provide similar luxuries.

                              Accept His bounty and give Him thanks for making life so much easier for women today.
                              What's your operating system? Windows ? OS X ? Mine's JesOS!

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