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  • #1

    I need help

    To start off I feel it is important to state that I am a male.

    Since the age of 13 I have been partaking in homosexual acts with numerous partners not limited to but including: My father, my brother, my best friend, and numerous one night stands. While I realize that all of this is a sin I just cannot stop myself when I see an attractive male my loins just yearn to be inside of him. I really would like some help in changing my path in life as I love each and every one of these men dearly and I do not want to see them (or future men moreso) go to hell because we had to engage in a sexual activity I also would personally like help and to be saved.

    Also I was wondering more about your town? Do you have hotels or something in which I could possibly visit and/or get help with treatment for my ailment?
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    Re: I need help

    Listen up, nancy; Jesus hates queers, so don't try waltzing in here mocking him. If you want help, we can help you. First step is to hit that Paypal button at the bottom of this page and send us a downpayment for your ex-queer treatments. We'll take 10%, which comes to $3,000.

    Our joo accountants are waiting. Better act fast or Jesus may decide to kill you now and you'll end up in hell for all eternity.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • #3
      Re: I need help

      I dont have paypal(not really sure what this is ebay sort of thing?) nor do i have the means to meet that (3000) however if you truly think that there is a possibilty that the lord could save me and those I love so dearly, then I will start trimming down on expenses and try and make ends possible...

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      • #4
        Re: I need help

        Do you own a gun?

        If the Lord leads you to it, he will get you through it.

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        • #5
          Re: I need help

          unfortunately no due to my rather troubled youth it was deemed that a gun in my hands would be... rather a poor idea

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          • #6
            Re: I need help

            Said who?

            If the Lord leads you to it, he will get you through it.

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            • #7
              Re: I need help

              The school counselors after I tried to tell people about my father beating me along with other things he did

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              • #8
                Re: I need help

                Well they were obviously wrong and they don't know much about the Bible.

                Have you tried to ask Jesus into your heart as a last resort? What did it feel like?

                13 is a mightly young age to partake in that sinful crap. 18 might be better.

                If the Lord leads you to it, he will get you through it.

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                • #9
                  Re: I need help

                  Im not quite sure what you mean by letting jesus into me i dont quite know how to go about that....

                  And what would you like me to do? lie to you about the age it happened at?

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                  • #10
                    Re: I need help

                    John 3:3

                    3Jesus answered and said unto him, Verily, verily, I say unto thee, Except a man be born again, he cannot see the kingdom of God.

                    If the Lord leads you to it, he will get you through it.

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                    • #11
                      Re: I need help

                      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                      Listen up, nancy; Jesus hates queers, so don't try waltzing in here mocking him. If you want help, we can help you. First step is to hit that Paypal button at the bottom of this page and send us a downpayment for your ex-queer treatments. We'll take 10%, which comes to $3,000.

                      Our joo accountants are waiting. Better act fast or Jesus may decide to kill you now and you'll end up in hell for all eternity.
                      This is wrong on so many levels:

                      1. This person is humbling himself before you and admitting to his "sins" and you insult him. You do not deserve his respect.

                      2. Churches do not CHARGE money, they humbly accept DONATION...To ask for such an outrageous price from a 13 year old is just despicable.

                      3. The only reason why Jews are stereotypically accountants is because that is all you oppressive christians let us be back then. So, blame yourselves...


                      Thirty-thousand dollars to be saved, what a crock of horse shit...

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                      • #12
                        Re: I need help

                        Originally posted by Madmano View Post
                        To start off I feel it is important to state that I am a male.

                        Since the age of 13 I have been partaking in homosexual acts with numerous partners not limited to but including: My father, my brother, my best friend, and numerous one night stands. While I realize that all of this is a sin I just cannot stop myself when I see an attractive male my loins just yearn to be inside of him. I really would like some help in changing my path in life as I love each and every one of these men dearly and I do not want to see them (or future men moreso) go to hell because we had to engage in a sexual activity I also would personally like help and to be saved.

                        Also I was wondering more about your town? Do you have hotels or something in which I could possibly visit and/or get help with treatment for my ailment?
                        Ailment, huh?
                        Well, if you used safety measures in the first place, you wouldn't have caught those STDs.
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                        Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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                        • #13
                          Re: I need help

                          Originally posted by Madmano View Post
                          While I realize that all of this is a sin I just cannot stop myself...
                          This is called choice. Jesus gave us free will so we could choose. As long as you choose sin, its all your fault, and Jesus has every right to cast your sorry ass into literal and eternal hellfire (not that he needs your permission anyway).

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                          • #14
                            Re: I need help

                            There is a very simply solution to this. Cut it off, works everytime.

                            Wherefore if thy hand or thy foot offend thee, cut them off, and cast them from thee:
                            It is better for thee to enter into life halt or maimed, rather than having two hands or two feet to be cast into everlasting fire.
                            Matthew 18:8

                            And if thine eye offend thee, pluck it out, and cast it from thee:
                            It is better for thee to enter into life with one eye, rather than having two eyes to be cast into hell fire.
                            Matthew 18:9

                            You get the idea..
                            Sometimes it's best to simply get rid of that which causes you to sin.
                            So cut off your tallywhacker and become a eunuch for the sake of Heaven!

                            For there are some eunuchs, which were so born from their mother's womb:
                            And there are some eunuchs, which were made eunuchs of men:
                            And there be eunuchs, which have made themselves eunuchs for the kingdom of heaven's sake.
                            He that is able to receive it, let him receive it.
                            Matthew 19:12
                            If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
                            A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
                            Proverbs 9:12-13

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                            • #15
                              Re: I need help

                              Originally posted by Hebrew Hammer View Post
                              3. The only reason why Jews are stereotypically accountants is because that is all you oppressive christians let us be back then. So, blame yourselves...
                              Typical yid. Blaming somebody else and crying victim when somebody calls them on their disgusting character traits. Listen Levi; you guys would sell the paint on your mother's wall if you could get away with it. However, I'm not really sure why anybody would expect something different from a group of people that view a mutilated penis as a badge of honor.

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