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Rev. Q 04-27-2011 04:12 AM

I present The Creator Awards, an alternative to the popular Darwin Awards and their glorification of natural selection and gene pools. Herein you will find notable atheists, godless heathens, infidels, blasphemers, heretics, and anyone else who has lived a life devoted to opposing GOD'S WORD.

You will see that GOD truly does smite the worst of sinners in accordance with Romans 1:18-32 -- "For the wrath of God is revealed from heaven against all ungodliness and unrighteousness of men, who hold the truth in unrighteousness; because that which may be known of God is manifest in them; for God hath shewed it unto them. For the invisible things of him from the creation of the world are clearly seen, being understood by the things that are made, even his eternal power and Godhead; so that they are without excuse: Because that, when they knew God, they glorified him not as God, neither were thankful; but became vain in their imaginations, and their foolish heart was darkened. Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools, and changed the glory of the uncorruptible God into an image made like to corruptible man, and to birds, and fourfooted beasts, and creeping things. Wherefore God also gave them up to uncleanness through the lusts of their own hearts, to dishonour their own bodies between themselves: Who changed the truth of God into a lie, and worshipped and served the creature more than the Creator, who is blessed for ever. Amen. For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature: And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet. And even as they did not like to retain God in their knowledge, God gave them over to a reprobate mind, to do those things which are not convenient; being filled with all unrighteousness, fornication, wickedness, covetousness, maliciousness; full of envy, murder, debate, deceit, malignity; whisperers, backbiters, haters of God, despiteful, proud, boasters, inventors of evil things, disobedient to parents, without understanding, covenantbreakers, without natural affection, implacable, unmerciful: Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them."

Soak in those words above, atheists. Make a name for yourself as a hater of GOD, and you may just make this elite list.

Elizabeth Cady Stanton (b. 1815, d. 1902)

Abolitionist, suffragist, feminist. Famously had the phrase "promise to obey" removed from her wedding vows, stating, "I obstinately refused to obey one with whom I supposed I was entering into an equal relation." Also refused to be addressed as Mrs. Henry B. Stanton, stating that the idea "is founded on the principle that white men are lords of all." Proponent of mixed-race marriage.

CHANCE AT SALVATION: After hearing Charles Finney speak, stated, "Fear of judgment seized my soul. Visions of the lost haunted my dreams. Mental anguish prostrated my health. Dethronement of my reason was apprehended by my friends." Alas, her family led her back to "reason and logic" and away from GOD'S WORD, and Stanton never looked back.

GOD'S JUSTICE: Stanton died of heart failure at her home in New York City on October 26, 1902, 18 years before women were granted the right to vote in the United States. :D

Walt Whitman (b. 1819, d. 1892)

Poet, journalist, alleged homer/bisexual, deist/humanist. Openly discussed sinful topics such as sexuality and prostitution. Cited as inspiring the Beat movement of the 1950s and anti-war writers of the 1960s, as well as Bram Stoker's "Dracula" character.

CHANCE AT SALVATION: Originally opposed abolition of slavery and blacks voting/holding office. Apparently saw the truth in GOD'S WORD, but couldn't pick one religion to settle on, stating, "I adopt each theory, myth, god, and demi-god, / I see that the old accounts, bibles, genealogies, are true, without exception."

GOD'S JUSTICE: In the last week of his life, he was too weak to lift a knife or fork and wrote: "I suffer all the time: I have no relief, no escape: it is monotony — monotony — monotony — in pain." Died March 26, 1892, of pleurisy of the left side, consumption of the right lung, general miliary tuberculosis and parenchymatous nephritis. :haha:

I'll add some more later when I have time, but of course feel free to add any other noteworthy recipients!

Rev. Q 04-27-2011 06:05 AM

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George Carlin (b. 1937, d. 2008)

Comedian, atheist, enthusiastic cusser and blasphemer. Famous for his comedy routines lambasting organized religion in general, but in particular going after Christianity ("Religion is Bulls**t"). Advocate of idol worship (Joe Pesci, Frisbees), drug use, prostitution, and abortion. Gross obscenity violations resulting in arrest.

Raised as a Roman Catholic, but rejected all religion early on in life. Was given multiple apparent attempts to give his life to Christ with several cardiac events and other health problems.

Carlin was smitten on June 22, 2008, from his heart (without GOD) problems. As a final ha-ha, Carlin was sent to Hell BEFORE he could receive his Mark Twain Prize for American Humor! Where he's goin', he don't need no awards...:firedevil:

Living_Water 04-27-2011 07:25 AM

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Freddie Mercury (real name Farrokh Bulsara) (b. 1946, d. 1991)

Singer, song writer, sodomite, fairy and peter-puffer. Mostly known as a lead vocalist of the rock band Queen. He was a heretic practicing Zoroastrian religion.


Mercury was taking piano lessons from the age of seven. But instead of continuing with proper christian music his satanic perversions rose at the age of 12 when he formed a school rock band.
Second chance of salvation came to him in the 1970's when Mercury had a relationship with a woman named Mary Austin. Instead of marrying her properly and living the christian life he decided he'd rather practice anilingus and batting for the other team with some record executive.

Mercury died of bronchial pneumonia caused by AIDS after suffering four years of HIV. Before his death Mercury clearly felt guilty of living the homo life style. He left most of his belongings to his ex-girlfriend Mary. That didn't save him though since Zoroastrians will burn in hell like rest of the non-believers.
Enjoy the BBQ Freddie!

MitzaLizalor 04-27-2011 12:54 PM

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Lenny Bruce


“Lenny Bruce died from an overdose of police” – Phil Spector

Rev. Q 04-27-2011 09:27 PM

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Isaac Hayes (b. 1942, d. 2008)

Singer/songwriter, negro, ScIeNtologist, sex fiend/adulterer. Noted for writing popular R&B songs "Soul Man" and "Hold On I'm Comin'." After ups and downs in his career, landed a gig voicing the promiscuous negro character "Chef" on the vile and obscene animated program South Park, leaving that role in 2006 after the show's creators poked fun at Scientology. Poked fun at GOD'S word through albums such as "Black Moses" and portraying a Vegas minister on television.

Hayes grew up picking cotton in Tennessee while being raised by his maternal grandparents. Began singing career (like nearly all negro musicians) in church during his youth. Having been surrounded by numerous obedient and subservient negro musicians throughout his career, Hayes no doubt was exposed to the Gospel at various times.

Hayes was called home to a fiery eternity on August 10, 2008, after GOD struck him down on his treadmill with his second stroke. :afro:

Bettie Page (b. 1923, d. 2008)

Harlot, pornographer, "model." Pioneer in fetish, bondage, and S&M photography. Divorced harlot. Playboy Playmate. Inspiration to an entire subculture in existence today. (and on a personal note, was the reason I experienced a brief period in my teens doing very unholy things to myself while looking at her photos, thus creating a leg/hosiery fetish that took well into my adult years to cure with prayer and plenty of the LORD'S help).

Page became a born-again Christian after becoming reclusive in light of investigations into her pornographic ways. Wanted to serve GOD as a missionary, but was denied due to her divorcee status. Attended several Bible colleges and worked with evangelist Billy Graham.

Despite the facade of having become a good Christian woman, Page never repented her sinful pornographic past (in 1998 told Playboy, "I never thought it was shameful. I felt normal. It's just that it was much better than pounding a typewriter eight hours a day, which gets monotonous...God approves of nudity. Adam and Eve in the Garden of Eden, they were naked as jaybirds."), as well as continued to profit from her whorish past. GOD, apparently not satisfied with Page's half-a**ed devotion to HIS WAY, afflicted her with pneumonia and placed her into a coma, where her family defied GOD'S will for her prolonged suffering and pulled life support on December 11, 2008. :whoopin:

Saint Elmo 04-27-2011 11:21 PM

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And don't forget this devil woman here! She got herself a mighty heapin helpin of God's Justice:

MitzaLizalor 04-28-2011 12:28 AM

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Bettie Page:
..they were naked as jaybirds
jays aren't naked :wacko:

Matthew 6
26 Behold the foules of the aire: for they sow not, neither do they reape, nor gather into barnes, yet your heauenly father feedeth them. Are yee not much better then they?
27 Which of you by taking thought, can adde one cubite vnto his stature?
28 And why take ye thought for raiment? Consider the lillies of the field, how they grow: they toile not, neither doe they spinne.
29 And yet I say vnto you, that euen Solomon in all his glory, was not arayed like one of these.


BelieverInGod 04-28-2011 01:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Saint Elmo (Post 740980)
And don't forget this devil woman here! She got herself a mighty heapin helpin of God's Justice:

Yep, murdered by one of her fellow atheists of "superior morals". :lol:

Living_Water 04-28-2011 07:11 AM

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John F. Kennedy (b. 1917, d. 1963)

35th President of the United States. JFK represented Massachusetts's 11th congressional district in the House of Representatives 1947-1953. After that he served in the U.S. Senate 1953-1960. Finally he was elected president 1960. Kennedy was catholic.

Being in a extremely public position JFK should've understood that being a false christian is setting a bad example to the American people. He had a chance to turn Baptist but he failed to do so.
Also chosing to ally himself with the democrats surely bought Kennedy a ticket to hell!
JFK did so many wrong turns in his life that we can only scratch the surface here.
Kennedy Nagotiated a nuclear test ban treaty with Khrushev 1961. That threatened to shrink the weapon supremacy U.S. had over Russia.
On March 22, 1962, Kennedy signed into law that removed the mandatory death penalty for first degree murder in the District of Columbia, the only remaining jurisdiction in the United States with a mandatory death sentence for first degree murder. This prevents Americans to follow Bible's teachings Exodus 21:12:
Kennedy could've also chosen American family values but instead he had affairs outside his marriage with Mimi Alford, Mary Meyer, Judith Campbell, Gunilla von Post and junkie whore Marilyn Monroe.

God gave Kennedy plenty of warning in 1934 when he was diagnosed with colitis and when his wife got miscarriage in 1955 and a stillbirth in 1956. Even when their son died in 1963 Kennedy still didn't get the God's message. How thick headed can one be?
Finally God had it with Kennedy and sent his little angel Lee Harvey Oswald. With his U.S. Marine Corps training and God's guidance Mr. Oswald was able to hit this catlick hippie adulter in a moving car from the sixth floor. What a magnicifent feat and display of God's glory!

MitzaLizalor 04-28-2011 01:22 PM

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click :bad:

when the cause is not yet known is now

Rev. Q 04-30-2011 01:36 AM

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Kevin Michael "GG" Allin (b. 1956, d. 1993)

American punk/shock rocker, filthy, perverted, sexual deviant, multiple-drug abuser, alleged rapist. Birth name Jesus Christ Allin, born to a deeply religious and reclusive family. Performances often included hurling feces, nudity, violence against attendees and self-mutilation, and destruction of property. Bragged that he planned to end his life on stage on Halloween, but ended up incarcerated every year. Imprisoned on rape and torture charges. Narcissistic personality who thought of himself as a god of sorts.


This one was doomed from early on. The strict religious upbringing obviously did nothing to deter young GG (so nicknamed because his brother couldn't pronounce Jesus Christ and called him, "Geegee") from heading down a road straight to Hell. One need only see a brief glimpse of the video of his performances to arrive at the conclusion that this man would never know GOD.

Obviously the LORD prevented GG from carrying out his planned on-stage suicide by ensuring he wound up in the slammer each Halloween. GOD had his own plans, and on June 28, 1993, HE made sure that GG enjoyed just enough heroin to put him into respiratory failure. GG's stupid druggie friends didn't even know of his demise and continued to pose for photos with him as his life slipped away and his soul was sent directly to Satan. As if his life hadn't been disgusting enough, GG's funeral was an open-casket ceremony with his unwashed body (still covered in feces from his last performance) displayed for all, with whiskey and drugs placed alongside his body. Die when you die when you die you're gonna die, GG.

Rev. Q 04-30-2011 05:02 AM

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Sri Sathya Sai Baba (b. 1926, d. 2011)

Indian guru, demon worshiper, charlatan who claimed to be able to perform miracles. Believed he was the reincarnation of Indian "saint" Shirdi Sai Baba, who in turn claimed to be the reincarnation of the god Dattatreya. Stated, "I am god. You too are god. The only difference between you and me is that while I am aware of it, you are completely unaware." Falsely claimed that Westerners (i.e. Christians) could follow him without abandoning their faith. Alleged kiddie-diddler who retorted the accusations with, "Jesus Christ underwent many hardships, and was put to the cross because of jealousy. Many around him could not bear the good work he did and the large number of followers he gathered. One of his disciples, Judas, betrayed him. In those days there was one Judas, but today there are thousands. Just as that Judas was tempted to betray Jesus, the Judases of today, too, are bought out to lie." Supposedly had 6 million followers at the time of his death.

It seems the LORD allowed Satan to send one of his many false prophets to India. From birth, Sai Baba's family claimed he was more than human by stating he was a "miraculous conception" and apparently some kind of genius (by Indian standards, mind you). The area where he was raised was near districts that contained higher densities of Christians, but that's about it.

As a self-proclaimed prophet/guru, Sai Baba of course tried to predict his own death, in direct defiance of GOD'S WILL. He claimed he would live to be 96, and would stay healthy up until his death. GOD proved him otherwise by confining him to a wheelchair for half a decade, and finally in March 2011 was hospitalized with a respiratory infection. GOD teased his idol-worshiping followers by allowing him to stabilize, then finally smote him on April 24, 2011. Baba now has all eternity to proclaim how everyone is god, and I've a sneaking suspicion he'll find himself a pariah! :supaburn:

MitzaLizalor 04-30-2011 06:34 AM

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Has anyone mentioned Prem Rawat schoolboy toad & (con)artist formerly known as Guru Maharaj Ji

This would about typify the sort of satanic afflatus associated with his version of "divine light"

I couldn't be bothered to look too hard, but there is probably some quasi-unbiased information HERE

Presumably he A/became a billionaire -- or alternatively B/ran out of funds and conveniently adopted the ascetic hermit variety of "enlightenment"

LETS SEE WHAT HAPPENED .......A? .......or B?

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