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    Biden Can't Catch Two Zebras

    Right near Washington, DC, two zebras escaped and are running wild. They've been cruising around a neighborhood for two months and authorities cannot catch them.

    You would think with all the "brains" Biden brought in their would be one person who could outsmart a zebra. No, not a chance. If brains are needed in DC right now they need to call back Jerad Kushner. He would figure out a solution.

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    Re: Biden Can't Catch Two Zebras

    Sure, Jewrat Kosher could probably think of a solution, but it would be faster to just deploy Eric and Don Jr. with hunting rifles. They aleady have loads of experience slaughtering African wildlife:

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      Re: Biden Can't Catch Two Zebras

      Originally posted by Dennis Lukes View Post
      Sure, Jewrat Kosher could probably think of a solution, but it would be faster to just deploy Eric and Don Jr. with hunting rifles. They aleady have loads of experience slaughtering African wildlife:
      It seems like the zebras could be taken out with drones as well. That's if we had a President with some you-know-whats.
      Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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      • #4
        Re: Biden Can't Catch Two Zebras

        Instead of zebras, they should have reported them as "racist" white horses in "black stripe" - the FBI would have then dispatched a SWAT team to investigate, just like they did with Bubba's garage door pulls.
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        • #5
          Re: Biden Can't Catch Two Zebras

          It's ok everyone, whilst Biden can't catch the Zebri, he has developed a Zebra vaccine; mandatory of course. Line up, sheeple.
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          • #6
            Re: Biden Can't Catch Two Zebras

            There is a robust market for horse meat. Surely zebras qualify. Maybe they are worth more in the meat market than in a zoo.
            Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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            • #7
              Re: Biden Can't Catch Two Zebras

              Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post
              There is a robust market for horse meat. Surely zebras qualify. Maybe they are worth more in the meat market than in a zoo.
              I've never eaten zebra but I imagine it's a bit like chicken, what with the dark meat and the white meat.
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