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  • #1

    HELP ME BAN THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS !

    Friends,

    Now that we've all seen how the REAL Olympics is done, let us try and have the so-called 'Special Olympics' banned. Seriously, who wants to watch a bunch of ugly limbless spastics competing in this mockery of a sporting event! Not me! They call it the 'Special' Olympics? Special? A bunch of worthless mongeloids wheeling across the finish line? It looks more like a Circus Freakshow!

    God finds these retards repulsive, it says so in Leviticus 21:18-24. So why should we all be forced to watch people who God hates, limp their way to glory? Friends, there is no glory in being a retard.

    From now on I want all these so-called 'Special' athletes to complete in the Normal Olympics, alongside normal athletes. These retards keep on banging on about 'equal rights', well let's give them some. It's about time these worthless beasts were put where they truly belong.

    So let us use this humble thread as a place where we can discuss and debate how best to have this repulsive event banned for good. Praise!
    Tags: ban this immediately!, banned, god hates, retards: get on the short bus, soccer and why it's so gay, special olympics, tough love
  • #2
    Re: HELP ME BAN THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS !

    Wood chipper at the finish line?
    Bible boring? Nonsense!
    Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
    You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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    • #3
      Re: HELP ME BAN THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS !

      We could pass out scissors to all the participants. You know, the regular kind of scissors that normal people use.
      Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
      in 2016

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      • #4
        Re: HELP ME BAN THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS !

        What are the categories?

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        I'm laughing so hard I can't breath!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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        • #5
          Re: HELP ME BAN THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS !

          Put them in an arena and let each "special olympics" event be fought with real guns.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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          • #6
            Re: HELP ME BAN THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS !

            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
            Put them in an arena and let each "special olympics" event be fought with real guns.
            The little dummies will probably end up shooting themselves; that would be entertaining to watch.

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            • #7
              Re: HELP ME BAN THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS !

              I hope all of you enjoy your stay in The Bahamas.

              The lord himself would be in ecstacy from hearing such things!

              You wonderful Christians!!!
              Last edited by SUV; 08-30-2008, 06:40 PM. Reason: profanity correction

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              • #8
                Re: HELP ME BAN THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS !

                Originally posted by .:FoRuM56:. View Post
                I hope all of you enjoy your stay in hell.

                The lord himself would be in disgust from hearing such things!
                You stupid faggots.
                Mmm, obscenity. First refuge of the unimaginative. I corrected your offensive language.

                Special olympics, special sauce, special rights-- they all claim to place themselves above God's natural order. God's own olympics are divine. What could be more special than that?
                Acts 13:8 And said, O full of all subtilty and all mischief, thou child of the devil, thou enemy of all righteousness, wilt thou not cease to pervert the right ways of the Lord?

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                • #9
                  Re: HELP ME BAN THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS !

                  Originally posted by .:FoRuM56:. View Post
                  The lord himself would be in disgust from hearing such things! You stupid cocksuckers.
                  Son, I am not trying to be insensitive here, and I would appreciate it if you would refrain from using cuss-words! This is a Christian forum, and you should show some respect here.

                  Now, ask yourself this question…. How does the ‘Special Olympics’ glorify God? We already know that God finds retards repulsive, it says so in the Bible. So do you really think he wants to watch a whole mess of limbless freaks, stuttering stammering staggering and slobbering all over each other, in some sort of consolation competition for human rejects? Get real, boy !

                  Take a look at these pictures….













                  … Disgusting! It’s enough to make Jesus puke!!

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                  • #10
                    Re: HELP ME BAN THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS !

                    Originally posted by Fabricio View Post
                    I hope all of you enjoy your stay in hell.

                    The lord himself would be in disgust from hearing such things!
                    You stupid cocksuckers.
                    Well now, the thing is, why would God be upset with this if He Himself hated them (or their un-Godly parents) enough to make them window-lickers in the first place? He obviously wanted them to be ridiculed as second-class citizens. (I don't actually know--'second class' might be a touch too generous, even.)
                    Job 27:3-5

                    All the while my breath is in me, and the spirit of God is in my nostrils; My lips shall not speak wickedness, nor my tongue utter deceit. God forbid that I should justify you: till I die I will not remove mine integrity from me.

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                    • #11
                      Re: HELP ME BAN THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS !

                      What good can come of this? Encouraging these drooling fools to make hopeless mockeries of able bodied elite athletes is beyond the pale. Even the name 'special' is offensive , as if somehow these relentlessly frottaging freaks are somehow to be valued and celebrated - on the worlds stage for Jesus' sake! Much money is being frittered away encouraging this mockery of mankind - was man not made in Gods image? Do you think that God approves of these 'almost-humans', nay, these abominations mimicking the able-bodied elite among us? Mocking normal people? Mocking God himself? It's not called "Downs Sin-drome' for nothing. All manner of retards are as offensive to God as Catholics, and there's no shortage of retards in their ranks let me tell you. They are the doubly-damned and God will have none of it. AND NEITHER SHOULD WE!
                      Let me say this. God will not tolerate those who participate in these 'Olympic Shames', nor will he look kindly on those who encourage their existence in any shape or form.
                      I suggest we prepare for the next "Olympic Shames'. I encourage you all to join me in a full scale protest and picket of the 2009 Special Olympics World Winter Games, January 31 - February 7 2009, Boise, Idaho, USA .
                      I will investigate the possibility of using one of the Pastors Gulfstreams for transport.
                      Start painting those placards now!
                      I'd like to see suggestions for placards, my brethren. However I would like to draw the line at bad taste or off-colour suggestions. Let Jesus inspire you!
                      The devil, whose business is to pervert the truth, mimics the exact circumstance of the Divine Sacraments. He baptises his believers and promises forgiveness of sins...he celebrates the oblation of bread, and brings in the symbol of the resurrection. Let us therefore acknowledge the craftiness of the devil, who copied certain things of those that be divine."
                      Tertullian (155-222 AD) from The Prescription Against Heretics' Ch XL

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                      • #12
                        Re: HELP ME BAN THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS !

                        Originally posted by Brother_Percy View Post
                        ...let us try and have the so-called 'Special Olympics' banned. Seriously, who wants to watch a bunch of ugly limbless spastics competing in this mockery of a sporting event! Not me!
                        Maybe not you but I suspect your new Republican V.P. nominee would think differently. She is from Idaho originally (Where the next S.O's are being held) and has a fully qualified Special Olympian in her very own family!

                        ...there is no glory in being a retard.
                        On this point I submit to your first-hand knowledge.

                        It's about time these worthless beasts were put where they truly belong.
                        1600 Pennsylvania Ave? Every vote for McCain puts Sarah's special child one step closer to a fabulous, government sponsored house in Washington complete with servants and a secret service detail to keep her precious children safe!



                        Bless you, my obsequious oxygen bandit,
                        Father Mo



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                        A Cardinal in the making.

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                        • #13
                          Re: HELP ME BAN THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS !

                          ....and this year's Judge shall be:

                          !

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                            • #15
                              Re: HELP ME BAN THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS !

                              I for one feel that there is tremendous witnessing opportunity at the Special Olympics.

                              Where else can you find so many retardeds swarming together at one time? It's a wonderful chance to preach to the world with colorful signs and bullhorns that these tards are the way they are because they or their parents angered GOD before they were born!
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