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  • New Business Adventure

    I am starting a new venture into doves. White doves, for release at weddings, funerals, even church service if you so desire.

    As we all know, doves are one of God's favourite creatures.

    Genesis 8:9-11 But the dove found no rest for the sole of her foot, and she returned unto him into the ark, for the waters were on the face of the whole earth: then he put forth his hand, and took her, and pulled her in unto him into the ark. And he stayed yet other seven days; and again he sent forth the dove out of the ark; And the dove came in to him in the evening; and, lo, in her mouth was an olive leaf pluckt off: so Noah knew that the waters were abated from off the earth.

    2 Kings 6:25 And there was a great famine in Samaria: and, behold, they besieged it, until an ass's head was sold for fourscore pieces of silver, and the fourth part of a cab of dove's dung for five pieces of silver.

    Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes. (okay, personally I don't find beady little dove eyes attractive, but God seems to).

    Jeremiah 48:28 O ye that dwell in Moab, leave the cities, and dwell in the rock, and be like the dove that maketh her nest in the sides of the hole's mouth.

    Matthew 3:16 And Jesus, when he was baptized, went up straightway out of the water: and, lo, the heavens were opened unto him, and he saw the Spirit of God descending like a dove, and lighting upon him:

    Matthew 10:16 Behold, I send you forth as sheep in the midst of wolves: be ye therefore wise as serpents, and harmless as doves.

    $100 base charge includes setup and release cages.
    Mileage up to 200 miles (range approximately NORTH: St. Cloud MN, EAST: Chicago IL, SOUTH: Springfield MO, WEST: Grand Island NE)
    $10/bird.
    Drama queen

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    Re: New Business Adventure

    Because they are so similar, and probably could be raised together, I would consider expanding your business into pigeons as well. You could make some good money for those women who need something to offer to the pastor as a sin offering and a burnt offering after their unclean time.

    Leviticus 15: 28/29/30
    28 But if she be cleansed of her issue, then she shall number to herself seven days, and after that she shall be clean.
    29 And on the eighth day she shall take unto her two turtles, or two young pigeons, and bring them unto the priest, to the door of the tabernacle of the congregation.
    30 And the priest shall offer the one for a sin offering, and the other for a burnt offering; and the priest shall make an atonement for her before the LORD for the issue of her uncleanness.


    Probably easier than raising turtles, anyway! I have no idea where you ladies come up with all of these animals every month.
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    • #3
      Re: New Business Adventure

      I'll let you in on a little secret

      the "doves" are actually white homing pigeons.
      Drama queen

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