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Brother_Percy 08-25-2008 10:36 PM

HELP ME BAN THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS !
 
Friends,

Now that we've all seen how the REAL Olympics is done, let us try and have the so-called 'Special Olympics' banned. Seriously, who wants to watch a bunch of ugly limbless spastics competing in this mockery of a sporting event! Not me! They call it the 'Special' Olympics? Special? A bunch of worthless mongeloids wheeling across the finish line? It looks more like a Circus Freakshow!

God finds these retards repulsive, it says so in Leviticus 21:18-24. So why should we all be forced to watch people who God hates, limp their way to glory? Friends, there is no glory in being a retard.

From now on I want all these so-called 'Special' athletes to complete in the Normal Olympics, alongside normal athletes. These retards keep on banging on about 'equal rights', well let's give them some. It's about time these worthless beasts were put where they truly belong.

So let us use this humble thread as a place where we can discuss and debate how best to have this repulsive event banned for good. Praise!

Rev. M. Rodimer 08-25-2008 11:39 PM

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Wood chipper at the finish line?

VictoryOS 08-25-2008 11:48 PM

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We could pass out scissors to all the participants. You know, the regular kind of scissors that normal people use.

Daisy Mae Johnson 08-26-2008 12:08 AM

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What are the categories?

Eating Fingers



http://img227.imageshack.us/img227/4...fingerskw7.jpg

Pretend Farmer


http://img227.imageshack.us/img227/4...dfarmercr8.jpg

Reading
http://img411.imageshack.us/img411/3769/tardreadhw5.jpg


Pretend Race Car Driving

http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/3...rddrivecl0.jpg




I'm laughing so hard I can't breath!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

Pastor Ezekiel 08-26-2008 12:13 AM

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Put them in an arena and let each "special olympics" event be fought with real guns. :russian_roulette: :hunter:

Mr. Jingles 08-26-2008 12:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel (Post 226613)
Put them in an arena and let each "special olympics" event be fought with real guns. :russian_roulette: :hunter:

The little dummies will probably end up shooting themselves; that would be entertaining to watch.

Fabricio 08-26-2008 09:52 AM

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I hope all of you enjoy your stay in The Bahamas.

The lord himself would be in ecstacy from hearing such things!

You wonderful Christians!!!

Mister Brasil 08-26-2008 10:07 AM

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Originally Posted by .:FoRuM56:. (Post 226826)
I hope all of you enjoy your stay in hell.

The lord himself would be in disgust from hearing such things!
You stupid faggots.

Mmm, obscenity. First refuge of the unimaginative. I corrected your offensive language.

Special olympics, special sauce, special rights-- they all claim to place themselves above God's natural order. God's own olympics are divine. What could be more special than that?

Brother_Percy 08-26-2008 11:43 AM

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Originally Posted by .:FoRuM56:. (Post 226826)
The lord himself would be in disgust from hearing such things! You stupid cocksuckers.

Son, I am not trying to be insensitive here, and I would appreciate it if you would refrain from using cuss-words! This is a Christian forum, and you should show some respect here.

Now, ask yourself this question…. How does the ‘Special Olympics’ glorify God? We already know that God finds retards repulsive, it says so in the Bible. So do you really think he wants to watch a whole mess of limbless freaks, stuttering stammering staggering and slobbering all over each other, in some sort of consolation competition for human rejects? Get real, boy !

Take a look at these pictures….

http://www.lightthetorch.net/wp-cont...s-nc-thumb.jpg

http://www.ywca.org/atf/cf/%7B558EBF...20Aquatics.jpg

http://greatfallssoccerpark.com/gall...Olympics-2.jpg

http://blogs.columbiatribune.com/pho...wim%20Team.jpg

http://www.iptv.org/specialolympics/...obson_big2.jpg

http://www.nydailynews.com/img/2007/...lolympics2.jpg

… Disgusting! It’s enough to make Jesus puke!!

Filet-o-fish 08-26-2008 01:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Fabricio (Post 226826)
I hope all of you enjoy your stay in hell.

The lord himself would be in disgust from hearing such things!
You stupid cocksuckers.

Well now, the thing is, why would God be upset with this if He Himself hated them (or their un-Godly parents) enough to make them window-lickers in the first place? He obviously wanted them to be ridiculed as second-class citizens. (I don't actually know--'second class' might be a touch too generous, even.)

Brother Guy Bayard 08-27-2008 10:52 PM

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What good can come of this? Encouraging these drooling fools to make hopeless mockeries of able bodied elite athletes is beyond the pale. Even the name 'special' is offensive , as if somehow these relentlessly frottaging freaks are somehow to be valued and celebrated - on the worlds stage for Jesus' sake! Much money is being frittered away encouraging this mockery of mankind - was man not made in Gods image? Do you think that God approves of these 'almost-humans', nay, these abominations mimicking the able-bodied elite among us? Mocking normal people? Mocking God himself? It's not called "Downs Sin-drome' for nothing. All manner of retards are as offensive to God as Catholics, and there's no shortage of retards in their ranks let me tell you. They are the doubly-damned and God will have none of it. AND NEITHER SHOULD WE!
Let me say this. God will not tolerate those who participate in these 'Olympic Shames', nor will he look kindly on those who encourage their existence in any shape or form.
I suggest we prepare for the next "Olympic Shames'. I encourage you all to join me in a full scale protest and picket of the 2009 Special Olympics World Winter Games, January 31 - February 7 2009, Boise, Idaho, USA .
I will investigate the possibility of using one of the Pastors Gulfstreams for transport.
Start painting those placards now!
I'd like to see suggestions for placards, my brethren. However I would like to draw the line at bad taste or off-colour suggestions. Let Jesus inspire you!

Father Maurice Lester 08-30-2008 04:22 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Brother_Percy (Post 226530)
...let us try and have the so-called 'Special Olympics' banned. Seriously, who wants to watch a bunch of ugly limbless spastics competing in this mockery of a sporting event! Not me!

Maybe not you but I suspect your new Republican V.P. nominee would think differently. She is from Idaho originally (Where the next S.O's are being held) and has a fully qualified Special Olympian in her very own family!

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...there is no glory in being a retard.
On this point I submit to your first-hand knowledge.

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It's about time these worthless beasts were put where they truly belong.
1600 Pennsylvania Ave?:bangin: Every vote for McCain puts Sarah's special child one step closer to a fabulous, government sponsored house in Washington complete with servants and a secret service detail to keep her precious children safe!



Bless you, my obsequious oxygen bandit,
Father Mo



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SUV 08-30-2008 06:42 PM

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....and this year's Judge shall be:

http://ts1.images.live.com/images/th...5992a75f547993 !

Sledge Riprock 08-30-2008 08:21 PM

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http://ts1.images.live.com/images/th...5992a75f547993
Ladies and Gentlemen, Vice President of the United States, Miss Tina Fey!

Bob4God 08-31-2008 12:19 AM

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I for one feel that there is tremendous witnessing opportunity at the Special Olympics.

Where else can you find so many retardeds swarming together at one time? It's a wonderful chance to preach to the world with colorful signs and bullhorns that these tards are the way they are because they or their parents angered GOD before they were born!

Pastor Ezekiel 08-31-2008 02:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Bob4God (Post 228877)
I for one feel that there is tremendous witnessing opportunity at the Special Olympics.

Where else can you find so many retardeds swarming together at one time? It's a wonderful chance to preach to the world with colorful signs and bullhorns that these tards are the way they are because they or their parents angered GOD before they were born!

We tried that already Brother. Four years ago we sent Brother Wide-Open to hand out Chick Tracts and KJV Bibles at the retard Olympics. What a waste of church funds!! It turns out none of them can read. A gang of them stole Brother Wide's bullhorn and ran around shouting retard gibberish and slobbering all over it.

Some of the little cripples tried to eat Deuteronomy! Can you believe it?! :fear2:

Eugene Hackwith 08-31-2008 03:35 AM

Re: HELP ME BAN THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS !
 
I agree. These retards don't need any encouragement, as they've already been infected with the "You are a very special person!" nonsense that they get from their parents and social workers. Now they get medals for being outstanding mongoloids and retardeds?

Twisted Sister 09-04-2008 11:42 PM

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Add this to you gallery of RETARDS

http://www.myhateblog.com/images/retard.jpg

Brother_Percy 09-05-2008 07:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Twisted Sister (Post 230783)
Add this to you gallery of RETARDS

http://www.myhateblog.com/images/retard.jpg

Son, Is this a picture of yourself?? Because I don't know anyone else stupid enough to come to a Christian Forum, and choose the name of 'Satan's Favorite band' as their 'Profile Name'... <_<

Just look at these cross-dressing freaks....

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...Essentials.jpg

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0...CLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

http://splinteredsunrise.files.wordp...-christmas.jpg


:angry:

Billybob Sunday 09-05-2008 08:17 AM

Re: HELP ME BAN THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS !
 
Aren't even the regular Olympics a bit "special"? There is a whole area of competition devoted to midgets - they call it "gymnastics".

sperare 09-05-2008 07:47 PM

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...And this is why I hate religion...

Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S. 09-05-2008 08:43 PM

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Originally Posted by sperare (Post 231142)
...And this is why I hate religion...

I hear you, I hate religion too! Luckily Christianity is not a religion, but a relationship with God.

Talitha 09-06-2008 09:48 PM

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I expect we'll see a few of these at the "Special Olympics".

THE SPAZZ

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Father Thomas Martin 09-07-2008 10:37 AM

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And you call yourselves Christians?

Jesus looked with compassion on those with disease and healed them of their ailments-He cleansed the lepers, made the crippled walk, and made the blind see!

I think the World Church of the Creator is more suited for you bigots!

Brother_Percy 09-07-2008 11:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Father Thomas Martin (Post 231806)
Jesus looked with compassion on those with disease and healed them of their ailments

Chapter and Verse, Heretic! Show me where it teaches that Jesus healed a fully-blown retard! Like a Down Syndrome spastic or one of those ugly deformed spina bifida monsters!!! There is a BIG difference between people who have unfortunate 'accidents' and end up disabled or crippled (The people who Jesus healed), and worthless drooling vegetables with stumps for arms and flippers for feet, that ARE hated by God! Show me in the Bible where it teaches that Jesus grew a thalidomides arm back, or grew back a mongoloids putrid deformed stump-legs?? :angry:

I seem to remember your OWN book, the Apocrypha, goes into great depths and details in teaching that these spastics are really demons, which is heavily suggested in the Book of Genesis. That's why you Mary-worshippers hunted down and killed as many retards as possible during the Inquisition. What was it now... 9 million witches and retards your 'Church' wiped-out between 1487-1700?? You have a nerve to come on here babbling about 'compassion'!!

How many pedo skirt-wearing papist kiddy butt-rape cases has your 'Church' covered-up this week, Thomas?? :angry:

SayvedByTheLord 09-07-2008 10:19 PM

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Brother Sledge,

Stop teasing and just tell us she is our next Godly Presidentress

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Originally Posted by Sledge Riprock (Post 228804)
http://ts1.images.live.com/images/th...5992a75f547993
Ladies and Gentlemen, Vice President of the United States, Miss Tina Fey!


...? WTF is this? 09-22-2008 09:12 PM

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you are alll piffleED in the head... alll of you.
Religion is the most vile, disgusting thing and they are all the same. This is a religion too, whether you'd like to admit it or not. Religion is the root of most wars but what i can't understand is why they even start. All of you, whether it's Christianity or Mormonism, believe in the exact same damn thing... God. All these different religions may have different names for Him but really its the exact same thing you believe in.. "the Creator."

And banning the special olympics because these individuals have disorders? Thats really piffleed up since God created all of man kind and he made them to live on earth just like you and me. And don't you asshole's all preach that as long as you have faith in God he will give you his love in return? I am pretty sure that even if these kids in the special olympics have trisomy 21 or whatever it may be they still have faith in the Lord, so dont they deserve His love?

I'm not gonna say you all deserve to be shot cause that wouldn't be God's "way" but you are all a bunch of piffleed assholes who think you know the way of God. But for Christ sakes, have annnnyy of you spoke to God Himself and asked him what is "way" is? I don't think so, so you can all go piffle yourselves and when you have talked to Him personally and he has told you to kill all the handicaps and homosexuals of the world, let me know.

Until then, Shut the piffle Up!!

Rev. M. Rodimer 09-22-2008 09:29 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by ...? WTF is this? (Post 239415)
And banning the special olympics because these individuals have disorders? Thats really piffleed up since God created all of man kind and he made them to live on earth just like you and me. And don't you asshole's all preach that as long as you have faith in God he will give you his love in return? I am pretty sure that even if these kids in the special olympics have trisomy 21 or whatever it may be they still have faith in the Lord, so dont they deserve His love?


Why would we want to encourage the retarded lifestyle choice? These people are cursed by God for either their own or their parents' actions. Who are we to question it?

Clearly, God cursed them; I'd suggest that means He doesn't much love them!
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I'm not gonna say you all deserve to be shot cause that wouldn't be God's "way" but you are all a bunch of piffleed assholes who think you know the way of God. But for Christ sakes, have annnnyy of you spoke to God Himself and asked him what is "way" is?

We've read the Bible. Have you? It tells us His Way.
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I don't think so, so you can all go piffle yourselves and when you have talked to Him personally and he has told you to kill all the handicaps and homosexuals of the world, let me know.
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Until then, Shut the piffle Up!!

How's this, Sparky?
Leviticus 20:13
If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.


SayvedByTheLord 09-22-2008 09:37 PM

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You obviously have issues with the reality of Jesus and the love of True Christians™. If you cannot handle the fact that we are concerned about your immortal soul and the fact that we do not wish you to end up in the Lake of Fire© that is unfortunate. If that is what you want then that is your choice.

We will however laugh at your ass from up in Heaven.

YIC
:jesus:


Quote:

Originally Posted by ...? WTF is this? (Post 239415)
you are alll piffleED in the head... alll of you.
Religion is the most vile, disgusting thing and they are all the same. This is a religion too, whether you'd like to admit it or not. Religion is the root of most wars but what i can't understand is why they even start. All of you, whether it's Christianity or Mormonism, believe in the exact same damn thing... God. All these different religions may have different names for Him but really its the exact same thing you believe in.. "the Creator."

And banning the special olympics because these individuals have disorders? Thats really piffleed up since God created all of man kind and he made them to live on earth just like you and me. And don't you asshole's all preach that as long as you have faith in God he will give you his love in return? I am pretty sure that even if these kids in the special olympics have trisomy 21 or whatever it may be they still have faith in the Lord, so dont they deserve His love?

I'm not gonna say you all deserve to be shot cause that wouldn't be God's "way" but you are all a bunch of piffleed assholes who think you know the way of God. But for Christ sakes, have annnnyy of you spoke to God Himself and asked him what is "way" is? I don't think so, so you can all go piffle yourselves and when you have talked to Him personally and he has told you to kill all the handicaps and homosexuals of the world, let me know.

Until then, Shut the piffle Up!!


Mr. Jingles 03-21-2009 03:32 AM

Pray for an end of the Special Olympics
 
Once again, the Special Olympics held their winter games, this time in Boise. http://www.specialolympics.org/wwg09_features.aspxhis This shameless display of drooling, spitting retards is a slap in the face of Jesus himself. And I always thought that Boise was a God-fearing city.

JennyD 03-21-2009 06:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Jingles (Post 308343)
Once again, the Special Olympics held their winter games, this time in Boise. http://www.specialolympics.org/wwg09_features.aspxhis This shameless display of drooling, spitting retards is a slap in the face of Jesus himself. And I always thought that Boise was a God-fearing city.

Mr. Bojangles, could you please expand upon the article you're linking, and perhaps explain why it is you find the Special Olympics offensive?

Thank you.

John Bois Ward 03-21-2009 07:30 AM

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JennyD, I am sure part of the offense taken is that the Special Olympics list Play Activities and the papist ball handling game, Bocce, as sports. Where is bobsledding? Are the sponsors afraid of letting their “elite” athletes careen down hill on ice at 50 MPH? They are wearing helmets (when aren’t they?).

JennyD 03-21-2009 07:39 AM

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"Play Activities" is a sport now?

And Papist ball-handling?

I hope that doesn't mean what I think it means. :bad:

Wash O'Hanley 03-21-2009 09:55 AM

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In light of Obama's tasteless and hurtful comments on the Tonight Show Thursday night I have completely changed my opinion on the brave and noble retardos. For those of you that missed it, president Obama, making fun of his poor bowling skills, said that watch him bowl in the presidential bowling alley is like watching the Special Olympics.

These comments were hurtful, unnecessary and degrading to retardos and mongoloids alike. These people have banded together and achieved many great things in our society, such as creating, writing and producing the show "The Big Bang Theory" on CBS.

Repuiblicans: Caring about retardos since March 20th, 2009.

Max Bayes 03-21-2009 10:10 AM

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Surely, we are overlooking that there could be a use for these Godforsaken inbreds at the real Olympics? We could use them as fuel for the torch. Their high body-to-blubber ratio will keep that flame burning bright all day and all night, we will be doing the Lord's work, and it'll keep those lefty liberal environ-mentalists happy for once.

Ezekiel Bathfire 03-21-2009 10:24 AM

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It seems that we have support in our proposition at Presidential level - I would prefer to see it as proof that Hussain seems to recognize that the Special Olympics are not really a sight that the media should inflict upon Christians.


Tadman 04-27-2009 09:27 AM

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By Brother Tisk Tisk Tisk, Why are you Hating these people? Because you belive that "Special People" are not valued by God? i ask you where does it say that god finds them replusive? its not always thier falult they are like that. God created some of them to be like that. What ever happend to god loves every single one of us just they way we are, i know for a fact that that is stated. you ask "How does the ‘Special Olympics’ glorify God?" i ask of you how does the "Olympics" glorify god. once you awnser that we can awnser the first.

Ezekiel Bathfire 04-27-2009 09:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Tadman (Post 319271)
By Brother Tisk Tisk Tisk, Why are you Hating these people?

“These people”? an unfortunate way to describe a category of human – please use a more politically correct term, e.g. “gimp” And “we” do not hate them, “we” are merely pointing out that God does not hold them in esteem or favor.
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Because you belive that "Special People" are not valued by God?
You’re not listening are you – get this into your head, “Our opinion is that of God." Got a problem with that? Take it up with God.
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i ask you where does it say that god finds them replusive?
I see you are an atheist – if you were a True Christian™ you would know the answer to that question.
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its not always thier falult they are like that.
We are in agreement – their condition is part of God’s plan
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God created some of them to be like that.
God created everyone – without Him we would not exist
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What ever happend to god loves every single one of us just they way we are, i know for a fact that that is stated.
Oh you do, do you? A “fact” eh? Can you just point out where it says anything like that, because no one here has been able to find it!
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You ask "How does the ‘Special Olympics’ glorify God?" i ask of you how does the "Olympics" glorify god, once you awnser that we can awnser the first.
What has your question to do with anything? Why would an answer (note the spelling) to the second part enable you to answer the first part?

Pastor Ezekiel 04-27-2009 11:28 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadman (Post 319271)
By Brother Tisk Tisk Tisk, Why are you Hating these people? Because you belive that "Special People" are not valued by God? i ask you where does it say that god finds them replusive? its not always thier falult they are like that. God created some of them to be like that. What ever happend to god loves every single one of us just they way we are, i know for a fact that that is stated. you ask "How does the ‘Special Olympics’ glorify God?" i ask of you how does the "Olympics" glorify god. once you awnser that we can awnser the first.

It is a well known fact that God hates cripples of all kinds. Have you ever read the Holy Bible, or are you one of these bleeding heart liberals who make it up as you go? :glare:

BTW: Start showing some respect for God by properly capitalizing His name. Jesus provided you with a "Shift" key for a reason, buster. :angry:

Nobar King 04-27-2009 01:41 PM

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What ever happend to god loves every single one of us just they way we are, i know for a fact that that is stated.
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Originally Posted by Ezekiel Bathfire (Post 319273)
Can you just point out where it says anything like that, because no one here has been able to find it!

You didn't look hard enough:


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