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SinisterPizza 04-14-2007 06:11 AM

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I don't eat fish sushi (only from NZ really rarely). Cucumber rolls have NO fish in them :)

That is disgusting :( I hate that they whale. And they kill dolphins too, in some secluded bay somewhere, I read an article about it in the news. The ocean was turned red from all of the blood :angry: (lol, yes, I just realized the biblical connection there...rapture time!)

Pastor Ezekiel 04-14-2007 06:20 AM

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Originally Posted by SinisterPizza (Post 58003)
I don't eat fish sushi (only from NZ really rarely). Cucumber rolls have NO fish in them :)

That is disgusting :( I hate that they whale. And they kill dolphins too, in some secluded bay somewhere, I read an article about it in the news. The ocean was turned red from all of the blood :angry: (lol, yes, I just realized the biblical connection there...rapture time!)

What is the difference between killing a pig, a cow, a chicken, a cockroach, a dolphin and a whale? Veganism is nothing but a form of devil worship. God loves the sweet smell of flesh roasting on a fire. Glory!!

H.P. Crowley 04-14-2007 08:00 AM

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Originally Posted by OnYourKnees (Post 57862)
The Godly Hummer is expected to run 300,000 miles.

You mean this piece of trash...
http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b3...eck_121606.jpg
No thanks.

SinisterPizza 04-14-2007 07:59 PM

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What is the difference between killing a pig, a cow, a chicken, a cockroach, a dolphin and a whale
Well, as I don't eat any of them...I think I know the "difference" pretty well. There isn't any (cockroach excluded). PETA makes that "what's the difference" connection as well, though they don't include cockroaches since..well..nobody wants to eat those!

The difference is that, for a chicken, I get to hold up a sign and pass out leaflets in front of KFC, and for a whale I'd get to hold up a sign while riding a zodiac boat :)

Brother Temperance 04-14-2007 11:21 PM

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Originally Posted by SinisterPizza (Post 58003)
I don't eat fish sushi (only from NZ really rarely). Cucumber rolls have NO fish in them :)

That is disgusting :( I hate that they whale.

So the fact that rape is a national pastime over there doesn't bother you, but the fact that they use God's creatures in the way that God intended does?

OnYourKnees 04-15-2007 02:47 AM

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Originally Posted by H.P. InkJet (Post 58015)
You mean this piece of trash...

No thanks.

Can you not tell the difference between "Godly Hummer" and "H2"?

Oh, wait. You named yourself after HP Lovecraft and Alice Crowley. Never mind.

Pastor Ezekiel 04-15-2007 02:49 AM

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Originally Posted by SinisterPizza (Post 58150)
PETA makes that "what's the difference" connection as well, though they don't include cockroaches since..well..nobody wants to eat those!

Why you filthy bigot! How dare you trample on the rights of nigras in africa and billions of chinks in gookland to eat cockroaches!? They love eating bugs. You communists at PETA are so hateful and arrogant. :angry:

We don't tolerate racism here!

OnYourKnees 04-15-2007 02:53 AM

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Originally Posted by SinisterPizza (Post 58150)
Well, as I don't eat any of them...I think I know the "difference" pretty well. There isn't any (cockroach excluded). PETA makes that "what's the difference" connection as well, though they don't include cockroaches since..well..nobody wants to eat those!

The difference is that, for a chicken, I get to hold up a sign and pass out leaflets in front of KFC, and for a whale I'd get to hold up a sign while riding a zodiac boat :)

And for cockroaches, you'd do nothing. Why?

Because ethical treatment of animals only extends to CUTE and fuzzy animals, not crunchy animals that can survive several days without their heads.

You and PETA are nothing but a bunch of hypocritical bigots!

Pastor Ezekiel 04-22-2010 04:44 AM

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Shout GLORY!!

oliver the blubbereater 04-23-2010 11:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel (Post 42514)
PRAISE JESUS BROTHERS!!! No, I mean PRAAAAIIIISE JEEEESUS!!:yahoo:

Those Godless japs have finally done something worthwhile! THIS secular news story will make you all happy, men.:D



Not only will this method eliminate the need to murder unborn babies to use their stem cells, but it will mean cheap, natural, gigantic bazoombas for us! GLOOORY!!:thumbsup:

So you like that.
Isnīt that interfearing with gods creation and itīs not natural :thumbdown:

Ezekiel Bathfire 04-23-2010 12:16 PM

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Pastor Ezekiel specifically mentioned the word, "natural". I will remind you of Ge:49:25: Even by the God of thy father, who shall help thee; and by the Almighty, who shall bless thee with blessings of heaven above, blessings of the deep that lieth under, blessings of the breasts, and of the womb:

oliver the blubbereater 04-23-2010 02:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Ezekiel Bathfire (Post 513285)
Pastor Ezekiel specifically mentioned the word, "natural". I will remind you of Ge:49:25: Even by the God of thy father, who shall help thee; and by the Almighty, who shall bless thee with blessings of heaven above, blessings of the deep that lieth under, blessings of the breasts, and of the womb:

Then the breasts are blessed as they are or does god sometimes make mistakes and people have to fix his work.
If you nead women to have bigger breasts then you are more kinky
then me :D

Felicity 04-23-2010 06:55 PM

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@oliver the blubbereater Don't you think girls would like you much more if you would be nicer to them? Or do you not want to get married to a nice girl? #Genesis 2:22

Seth Campbell 04-23-2010 06:56 PM

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As much as I appreciate large breasts, I prefer them natural. It's Gods way of letting you know that a woman will be a natural mother. Women with fake breasts hardly ever work out to be good mothers to your sons.

Nude savior of all. 05-26-2011 11:57 AM

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Originally Posted by roserougesang (Post 44850)
*sigh* Breast size is highly over-rated.:(

Besides, Japanese people have contributed many other things, such as excellent J-rock (Japanese rock) music and tasty cuisine. :thumbsup:

The only thing I don't like is that some of them hunt whales.

wow are you the one guy i actually respect on this forum?

MisterM 05-26-2011 12:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Nu - savior of all. (Post 756263)
wow are you the one guy i actually respect on this forum?

J-Rock is abomination. They are all queer and the worst part is that they are actually just mimicking Finnish Ex-band Hanoi Rocks that was very popular in Japan.


YiC, M

BelieverInGod 05-27-2011 02:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Nu - savior of all. (Post 756263)
wow are you the one guy i actually respect on this forum?

Do you realize that post is over 4 years old? The poster hasn't even logged in in over 2 years. Why do you idiots have to necropost something just to say I agree with it? Are you the one who posted it?


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