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Those Godless japs have finally done something worthwhile! THIS secular news story will make you all happy, men.
Not only will this method eliminate the need to murder unborn babies to use their stem cells, but it will mean cheap, natural, gigantic bazoombas for us! GLOOORY!!

Those Godless japs have finally done something worthwhile! THIS secular news story will make you all happy, men.

Grow yer own
GIRLS who want their boobs boosted could soon ditch the implants and grow their own.
The new “natural” breast enlargement technique was revealed by experts yesterday.
It uses stem cells and fat from a woman’s own body to increase her bust size.
Experts say it makes them look and feel smoother than conventional cosmetic surgery using implants. This is because the stem cells enable the fat to grow its own blood supply, making it become part of the breast.
Dozens of women in Japan have already had the treatment and it could soon be available here, having just been given the go-ahead for use in EU nations.
Experts reckon it will be widely used within five years, although further tests are needed.
GIRLS who want their boobs boosted could soon ditch the implants and grow their own.
The new “natural” breast enlargement technique was revealed by experts yesterday.
It uses stem cells and fat from a woman’s own body to increase her bust size.
Experts say it makes them look and feel smoother than conventional cosmetic surgery using implants. This is because the stem cells enable the fat to grow its own blood supply, making it become part of the breast.
Dozens of women in Japan have already had the treatment and it could soon be available here, having just been given the go-ahead for use in EU nations.
Experts reckon it will be widely used within five years, although further tests are needed.

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