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    Japs ARE Good for Something

    PRAISE JESUS BROTHERS!!! No, I mean PRAAAAIIIISE JEEEESUS!!

    Those Godless japs have finally done something worthwhile! THIS secular news story will make you all happy, men.

    Grow yer own

    GIRLS who want their boobs boosted could soon ditch the implants and grow their own.

    The new “natural” breast enlargement technique was revealed by experts yesterday.

    It uses stem cells and fat from a woman’s own body to increase her bust size.

    Experts say it makes them look and feel smoother than conventional cosmetic surgery using implants. This is because the stem cells enable the fat to grow its own blood supply, making it become part of the breast.

    Dozens of women in Japan have already had the treatment and it could soon be available here, having just been given the go-ahead for use in EU nations.

    Experts reckon it will be widely used within five years, although further tests are needed.
    Not only will this method eliminate the need to murder unborn babies to use their stem cells, but it will mean cheap, natural, gigantic bazoombas for us! GLOOORY!!
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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    Tags: chinks japs and gooks, japanese erotic zone
  • #2
    Re: Japs ARE Good for Something

    Pastor Ezekiel, it stirs my Loins to read this latest News
    I Praise Allah God (Peace be upon Him) that my wives with small bazoombas will now be able to get fat from their fat lazy bottoms and transferred somewhere useful.
    I am sure I can force persuade one or two of them to partake in the necessary trials.

    Ma'assalama.

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    • #3
      Re: Japs ARE Good for Something

      *sigh* Breast size is highly over-rated.

      Besides, Japanese people have contributed many other things, such as excellent J-rock (Japanese rock) music and tasty cuisine.

      The only thing I don't like is that some of them hunt whales.
      "A she-goff who claims to not be a witch is the worst kind of contradiction."

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      • #4
        Re: Japs ARE Good for Something

        Originally posted by roserougesang View Post
        *sigh* Breast size is highly over-rated.
        Should we take this as a sign of breast envy? Remember, Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's wife.
        "If thou buy an Hebrew servant, six years he shall serve: and in the seventh he shall go out free for nothing. . . . And if a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant, she shall not go out as the manservant's do."
        (Leviticus 21:6-7)

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        • #5
          Re: Japs ARE Good for Something

          Originally posted by roserougesang View Post
          *sigh* Breast size is highly over-rated.

          Besides, Japanese people have contributed many other things, such as excellent J-rock (Japanese rock) music and tasty cuisine.

          The only thing I don't like is that some of them hunt whales.
          So you're fine with them mass-raping chinks, but you object to them processing catfood? I thought you believed in evilution, what's wrong with a whale evolving into 2000 dinners?
          O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



          God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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          • #6
            Re: Japs ARE Good for Something

            Does it use stem cells from a woman's body and fat from a woman's body or stem cells and fat from her own body?
            Because I don't think we as adults have many stem cells left...
            Hence, I don't see why it would eliminate the need for stem cells.
            Originally posted by roserougesang
            *sigh* Breast size is highly over-rated. .
            I suppose this is the reason why this section is men only... Leave us our little bit of daydreaming, please!

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            • #7
              Re: Japs ARE Good for Something

              Originally posted by Apollyon View Post
              Does it use stem cells from a woman's body and fat from a woman's body or stem cells and fat from her own body?
              Because I don't think we as adults have many stem cells left...
              Hence, I don't see why it would eliminate the need for stem cells.

              I suppose this is the reason why this section is men only... Leave us our little bit of daydreaming, please!
              Stem cells can be cultured from adult subjects, as shown with the creation of Dolly. You probably remember her. Ten years ago they cloned a sheep, using sells from another sheep's teats. Needledd to say, most people weren't amused by the name.

              I'm not sure if it can actually be done in this case, but it might be interesting to read the studies.

              Interesting parting message you left there.
              "If thou buy an Hebrew servant, six years he shall serve: and in the seventh he shall go out free for nothing. . . . And if a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant, she shall not go out as the manservant's do."
              (Leviticus 21:6-7)

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              • #8
                Re: Japs ARE Good for Something

                Originally posted by Rev. Dr. Davidson View Post
                Stem cells can be cultured from adult subjects, as shown with the creation of Dolly. You probably remember her. Ten years ago they cloned a sheep, using sells from another sheep's teats. Needledd to say, most people weren't amused by the name.
                Yes, but they're rather doctored, because a stem cell derived from a differentiated cell is more modified genetically (methylation etc.) than a pluripotent embryonic cell. I'd have to ask my professors for more precise information on the subject.
                Dolly was also infertile and barely viable.

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                • #9
                  Re: Japs ARE Good for Something

                  PRAISE JESUS!

                  It pleases me to see that japs are actually good for something else than testing nuclear weapons on.
                  Maybe there is hope for them after all.
                  If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
                  A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
                  Proverbs 9:12-13

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                  • #10
                    Re: Japs ARE Good for Something

                    Er, I stand corrected, Dolly was fertile.

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                    • #11
                      Re: Japs ARE Good for Something

                      Originally posted by Apollyon View Post
                      Er, I stand corrected, Dolly was fertile.
                      While Dolly was a moderate success, other attempts turned out badly.(subjects born dead and horribly mutated) What it did show us was that stem cells could be cultured from an adult subject. Since scientists are concentrating on one area of the human body, it may well be possible.

                      My only hope is that my tax dollars aren't going there, instead of supporting our troops in Iraq.
                      "If thou buy an Hebrew servant, six years he shall serve: and in the seventh he shall go out free for nothing. . . . And if a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant, she shall not go out as the manservant's do."
                      (Leviticus 21:6-7)

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                      • #12
                        Re: Japs ARE Good for Something

                        Hell, I'm a breast man, so theirs another reason to like the Japanese (Anime, sushi, cars that run for 250,00 miles, and the fact that they sign my paycheck are the others.).

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                        • #13
                          Re: Japs ARE Good for Something

                          Originally posted by H.P. Crowley View Post
                          Hell, I'm a breast man, so theirs another reason to like the Japanese (Anime, sushi, cars that run for 250,00 miles, and the fact that they sign my paycheck are the others.).
                          So in other words, you can be had for a few shekels. There's a word for people like you.....
                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                          • #14
                            Re: Japs ARE Good for Something

                            Originally posted by H.P. Crowley View Post
                            (Anime, sushi, cars that run for 250,00 miles, and the fact that they sign my paycheck are the others.).
                            In other words, you like them because of animated tentacle porn, raw fish, awful little cars that only a hippy could drive, and the fact that they pay you to?
                            O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                            God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                            • #15
                              Re: Japs ARE Good for Something

                              Originally posted by H.P. Crowley View Post
                              Hell, I'm a breast man, so theirs another reason to like the Japanese (Anime, sushi, cars that run for 250,00 miles, and the fact that they sign my paycheck are the others.).
                              The DOF has forwarded the Jap porn you have been viewing.



                              You need JESUS Son. Shame on you.

                              p/s I don't see what is so nice about their breasts?

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