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  • edcrain
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    • Sep 2006
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    #1

    Hello and a Question

    Hello All.
    Pastor Al in another post referred to Australians as backwards.
    My signature quote is backward as compared to KJV 1611.
    My Question is Should I change it?
    Last edited by edcrain; 09-23-2006, 01:29 PM. Reason: typo
    [SIZE=3][COLOR=#008080][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000000][SIZE=3][COLOR=#008080]Psa 1:1[/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=3] Blessed [/SIZE][I][SIZE=3][COLOR=#808080]is[/I][/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=3] the man that walketh not in the counsel of the ungodly, nor standeth in the way of sinners, nor sitteth in the seat of the scornful. (KJV)
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    • SalvationSeeker
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      • Sep 2006
      • 3892
      #2
      Originally posted by edcrain View Post
      Hello All.
      Pastor Al in another post referred to Australians as backwards.
      My signature quote is backward as compared to KJV 1611.
      My Question is Should I change it?
      Psa 1:1 Blessed is the man that walketh not in the counsell of the vngodly: nor standeth in the way of sinners, nor sitteth in the seate of the scornefull. (1568 Bishop's Bible)
      The quote is from the KJV1611.. (Although very mispelled) Which is the first non-latin Bible btw.. (And the only TRUE BIBLE, PRAISE!)
      So how could you quote an "earlier" version, in english?

      You don't fool me for a second, demon!
      Jesus will smite you for your attempts at trickery!
      Last edited by SalvationSeeker; 09-23-2006, 01:42 PM.
      If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
      A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
      Proverbs 9:12-13

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        • Petal
          LBC psychiatric outpatient. Progressing nicely.
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 991
          #3
          Originally posted by edcranium View Post
          Hello All.
          Pastor Al in another post referred to Australians as backwards.
          My signature quote is backward as compared to KJV 1611.
          My Question is Should I change it?
          i thinks so, Mr.Crain . you a oztrailian, but that not mean you gots to be a slave to them backward bibles, an now that you here you can learn to improve yourselfs an one day maybee even be a honorary Amercan

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            • edcrain
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              • Sep 2006
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              #4
              Not trickery Brother, as printed in England 1568
              However I will change it to the original 1611.
              [SIZE=3][COLOR=#008080][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000000][SIZE=3][COLOR=#008080]Psa 1:1[/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=3] Blessed [/SIZE][I][SIZE=3][COLOR=#808080]is[/I][/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=3] the man that walketh not in the counsel of the ungodly, nor standeth in the way of sinners, nor sitteth in the seat of the scornful. (KJV)
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                • SalvationSeeker
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                  • Sep 2006
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                  #5
                  Originally posted by edcrain View Post
                  Not trickery Brother, as printed in England 1568
                  However I will change it to the original 1611.
                  Are you confused or possessed?

                  A few facts:
                  1. 1568 is earlier in time than 1611.

                  2. THE KJV1611 IS THE FIRST BIBLE NOT WRITTEN IN LATIN.

                  3. The so-called 1568 is NOT a "rough draft" of the KJV as some lying sickulars claim, as the KJV1611 was passed down to King James from God himself with no drafts required.


                  .. Is this another cathylick plot to add your apocrypha to the holy KJV1611?? Begone!
                  If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
                  A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
                  Proverbs 9:12-13

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                    • Pastor Al E Pistle
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                      • Sep 2006
                      • 9323
                      #6
                      Originally posted by edcrain View Post
                      Hello All.
                      Pastor Al in another post referred to Australians as backwards.
                      Dear Ed

                      Of course I didn't mean that the way it sounded. No offense intended to our many thousands of Australian True Christians(tm). It's just that when the English criminals broke out of prison and started ravashing the abos instead of each other, mistakes were made and now everyone in Australia must pay for at least ten generations for being bastards. That's all I meant to say. Heaven forbid I should ever call an Aussie 'backward'.
                      Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                      "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                      Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                        • Andreas
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                          • Sep 2006
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                          #7
                          Dear Ed

                          Of course I didn't mean that the way it sounded. No offense intended to our many thousands of Australian True Christians(tm). It's just that when the English criminals broke out of prison and started ravashing the abos instead of each other, mistakes were made and now everyone in Australia must pay for at least ten generations for being bastards. That's all I meant to say. Heaven forbid I should ever call an Aussie 'backward'.
                          You are too kind, pastor Al.
                          Soon in Christ

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                            • Talitha
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                              #8
                              Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
                              It's just that when the English criminals broke out of prison and started ravashing the abos instead of each other, mistakes were made and now everyone in Australia must pay for at least ten generations for being bastards. That's all I meant to say. Heaven forbid I should ever call an Aussie 'backward'.
                              Pastor Al, we also must not forget the thousands of Sheep that were taken by surprise.



                              Was Tie-me Kangaroo down some kind of song or a National Pastime for Aussie men who haven't seen a woman in a Coons age?
                              There's an old Australian stockman, lying, dying,
                              and he gets himself up on one elbow,
                              and he turns to his mates,
                              who are gathered 'round him and he says:

                              Tie me kangaroo down sport,
                              tie me kangaroo down.
                              Tie me kangaroo down sport,
                              tie me kangaroo down.

                              Sister Talitha

                              Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                              HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                              being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41


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                                • Zephaniah
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                                  • Sep 2006
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                                  #9
                                  The quote is from the KJV1611.. (Although very mispelled) Which is the first non-latin Bible btw.. (And the only TRUE BIBLE, PRAISE!)
                                  So how could you quote an "earlier" version, in english?
                                  Actually, the Bible arrived in Rome in the Greek language, and was translated into latin there, giving is the original latin Bible and the Vulgate text of the Catholics. King James, unsatisfied with this Satanic document, comissioned a retranslation of the original Greek texts, which was completed in 1611, giving us the True(TM) version of the Bible.

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                                    • Lady Sorrow
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                                      • Sep 2006
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                                      #10
                                      Ed, my advice to you would be to do whatever the Pastors here tell you to do. After all, they speak for GOD HIMSELF(r) and anyone who wishes entry into heaven must follow the word of the Lord, as written in the holy KJV1611, to the letter.

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                                        • Pastor Al E Pistle
                                          Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                                           
                                          • Sep 2006
                                          • 9323
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by Zephania View Post
                                          Actually, the Bible arrived in Rome in the Greek language, and was translated into latin there, giving is the original latin Bible and the Vulgate text of the Catholics. King James, unsatisfied with this Satanic document, comissioned a retranslation of the original Greek texts, which was completed in 1611, giving us the True(TM) version of the Bible.
                                          That's not exactly what happened. GOD spoke to King James and said (pardon me here...I must paraphrase. I am reading this out of King James' diary and his spelling is none too good).......anyway, GOD says: "You are supposed to be KING James, but you look like QUEEN james to me, you homer! Get thee hence and find some scribes to write down what I tell them or you'll think a thousand of brick have fell on your head!"

                                          Naturally King James did as the Lord had bid and the ONLY TRUE BIBLE was written but GOD still threw James into HELL for homerism just on general principle.
                                          Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                                          "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                                          Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                                            • SalvationSeeker
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                                              • Sep 2006
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                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by Zephania View Post
                                              Actually, the Bible arrived in Rome in the Greek language, and was translated into latin there, giving is the original latin Bible and the Vulgate text of the Catholics. King James, unsatisfied with this Satanic document, comissioned a retranslation of the original Greek texts, which was completed in 1611, giving us the True(TM) version of the Bible.
                                              I simply didn't think the greek manuscripts needed mentioning..
                                              Anyways, we don't care about any bible except the holy KJV1611, given to us by God through King James in just the way the good Pastor described.
                                              If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
                                              A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
                                              Proverbs 9:12-13

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                                                • Pastor Ezekiel
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                                                  • Sep 2006
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                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by SalvationSeeker View Post
                                                  I simply didn't think the greek manuscripts needed mentioning..
                                                  Anyways, we don't care about any bible except the holy KJV1611, given to us by God through King James in just the way the good Pastor described.
                                                  The entire saga of how God commanded and protected King James and his translators can be found HERE, ably retold by Jack Chick! GLORY!!!
                                                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                                    • DarkWolf
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                                                      • Sep 2006
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                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by Lady Sorrow View Post
                                                      Ed, my advice to you would be to do whatever the Pastors here tell you to do.

                                                      I'm quite certain, dear Lady, that Ed will do exactly that.

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                                                        • edcrain
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                                                          • Sep 2006
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                                                          #15
                                                          Re: Hello and a Question

                                                          Dark Wolf,
                                                          Thank You, I would not think of not listening to a Pastor here.
                                                          As for You, I am rather hard of hearing.
                                                          [SIZE=3][COLOR=#008080][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000000][SIZE=3][COLOR=#008080]Psa 1:1[/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=3] Blessed [/SIZE][I][SIZE=3][COLOR=#808080]is[/I][/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=3] the man that walketh not in the counsel of the ungodly, nor standeth in the way of sinners, nor sitteth in the seat of the scornful. (KJV)
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