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  • Wide-Open
    Director of European Evangelical Outreach
    A Shining Example of Christ's Love
    Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
    True Christian™
    • Nov 2007
    • 18449
    #1

    Congratulations Colt .45! Awesome baby names...

    I can tell these parents are decent God fearing Americans, and they fill my heart with pride!

    Birth Announcements:

    Colt .45 Stratemeyer
    Posted: Wednesday, December 11, 2013 9:52 am
    Updated: 10:08 am, Wed Dec 11, 2013.

    Colt .45 Stratemeyer was born Nov. 26, 2013 at Tillamook Regional Medical Center. He weighed seven pounds, two ounces. He joins his older brother, Hunter Allen Stratemeyer, 3.

    Baby Colt’s parents are Joshua and Rebekah Stratemeyer of Toledo.
    Colt & Hunter, how awesome is that?

    Here he is!



    Now, I know we normally prefer good Biblical names, but can we think of other second best baby names? Or combinations, like Zachariah Smith & Wesson?
    Psalm 81:10:
    I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
    open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.
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    • Wide-Open
      Director of European Evangelical Outreach
      A Shining Example of Christ's Love
      Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
      True Christian™
      • Nov 2007
      • 18449
      #2
      Re: Congratulations Colt .45! Awesome baby names...

      And no, I was not named after a double wide.
      Psalm 81:10:
      I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
      open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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        • Mary Etheldreda
          Gushing for Jesus
           
          • Sep 2011
          • 23775
          #3
          Re: Congratulations Colt .45! Awesome baby names...

          It seems like so long ago when parents took pride in raising their children to be American. Congratulations to little Mr. Colt. 45! May he long be a shining example of pride in oneself and one's country.
          Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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            • Mark L. Snyde, PhD
              True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • Nov 2013
              • 1284
              #4
              Re: Congratulations Colt .45! Awesome baby names...

              What an inspiration and lesson to all of those heathens who are stupidly giving their children names that will earn them the disdain of their classmates, like Moon Unit, and Dweezil.

              I went Biblical with my sons Matthew, Mark (Jr.), Luke...and we are trying fervently for John next.
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              I Kings 7:23

              And he made a moulten Sea, ten cubites from the one brim to the other: it was round all about, & his height was fiue cubits: and a line of thirtie cubites did compasse it round about.

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              Are you a hater of God that believes He is a morally bankrupt monster? Read Why, you ask, is God so angry? to see that it is in fact you that is the monster that mercilessly and infinitely torments God.

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                • Father Maurice Lester
                  Ring-kissing Papist dog
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 3366
                  #5
                  Re: Congratulations Colt .45! Awesome baby names...

                  Originally posted by Mark L. Snyde, PhD View Post
                  ...and we are trying fervently for John next.
                  I see John school in your near future.




                  Bless you, my volunteer men's washroom attendant,
                  Father Mo



                  .
                  A Cardinal in the making.

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                    • Pastor Ezekiel
                      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                       
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 78555
                      #6
                      Re: Congratulations Colt .45! Awesome baby names...

                      Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
                      And no, I was not named after a double wide.
                      I heard that you were named Wide-Open because that was your mother's nick name.
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                        • Godfly
                          Descended from Rapes
                          True Christian™
                          • Jan 2010
                          • 1552
                          #7
                          Re: Congratulations Colt .45! Awesome baby names...

                          I see a future graduate of Liberty University!
                          Leviticus 13:40 And the man whose hair is fallen off his head, he is bald; yet is he clean.

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                            • Thomas Taylor
                              Forum Member
                              Forum Member
                              • Oct 2012
                              • 1486
                              #8
                              Re: Congratulations Colt .45! Awesome baby names...

                              Originally posted by Father Maurice Lester View Post
                              I see John school in your near future.

                              Father Mo
                              .
                              I'm sure you do, padre, I'm sure you do.

                              Why you haven't been lifted yet only God knows.

                              I will pray that you get what you deserve.
                              Isaiah 66:15

                              For behold, the Lord wil come with fire, and with his charets like a whirlewinde, to render his anger with furie, and his rebuke with flames of fire.

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