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    What Christians think about Amy Klobuchar

    Let's talk about Amy Klobuchar.

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    Another female candidate, another odyssey of pain for our ears. Makes me want to listen to Howard Dean's scream just to let my ears recombobulate.

    I could console myself by thinking that Amy's vocal cords seem to be in just as much pain as my eardrums, but I won't. ATNN Dems, you might get me to pay more attention if you put this lady on the ballot. Here she is practicing a debate with a Donald Trump impersonator:



    While I think the Trump impersonator wins by making stronger points, it's a tie when it comes to style.

    Anyway, Your eardrums have been warned.



    1:00 Democrats now believe that ability to give oral sex is some sort of vital sign of life: she sent her daughter to the hospital because "she couldn't swallow".



    2:30 keeping up to date with current porn trends she loves "uncle dick"

    20:00 or so: asked about sexism, she evades and talks about DUIs in the family, as if that matters. Driving drunk in the Midwest just means a bit of corn gets run over, we don't need to waste money on addiction treatment.

    26:00 or so Fox News catches the evasion and brings the subject back to sexism.

    LOL, feministing backfire: feminists convinced democrats that the electorate is sexist, so now democrats believe women are unelectable! Now Democrats are now unwilling to nominate women. Thanks, feminists!



    0:23 she's the daughter of an "ironic miner". Must be a hipster thing.

    4:35 Ah-ha! As I predicted, her history of jailing people as a prosecutor is coming back to haunt her. Fox News quotes her: "No crime is a small crime". Ouch, that's got to hurt more than just the vocal cords.

    A lot of shopping list speechmaking: "How will I fix problam "a"? I will fix b, c, d, e, and of course it involves x y and z..."

    10:00 uh-oh, says she supports due process for Al Frankin and other feminist purge victims. So now feminists can't win because they think female candidates are unelectable, and their backup plan - purging all the men with sex scandals until only female politicians are left - is also a bust.



    9:50 says she's not going to pick her running mate based on what's between their legs. She promises "The best person for the job" - a line used by people who oppose affirmative action. Expect that to haunt her.

    Conclusion:

    Another unlovable Lisa Simpson candidate, less extreme in all ways than the usual, but still going to be STUMPED BY TRUMP!
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    Tags: amy klobuchar, congregationalists, election 2020, fox news, minnesota
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    Re: What Christians think about Amy Klobuchar

    Women from her party are different than the Christian women in our Republican Party. Those Democrat women project the attitude, "I don't have time for housework. I'm too important and busy to bother with the traditional role I'm supposed to follow of being a mother and homemaker." Klobuchar is the perfect example.

    Republican women, on the other hand, follow traditional values more carefully. Michele Bachmann made it clear her husband is head of their house and his interests would come first before the Presidency if she had been elected.

    I hope those Dems do not put forward a mad ultra feminist like Amy Klobuchar. We have enough trouble maintaining traditional values without a President who throws grenades at them.
    Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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    • #3
      Re: What Christians think about Amy Klobuchar

      The first thing I always do is to look up the religion of a candidate - and Amy Klobuchar is a Congregationalist.

      The Congregationalists are typically categorized as "Protestant" - and throughout their nearly 400 year history have been perpetually unhappy with something. As constant complainers they are always trying to "reform" something - including "social reform". Whiners do not make good neighbors, and as politicans they become insufferable - not to mention wanting to spend your tax money to solve some never ending grievences they come up with.

      Congregationalists may be a good match for women and Democrats, but you definitely don't want them running America.
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      • #4
        Re: What Christians think about Amy Klobuchar

        I didn't understand much of that but caught a criticism of "monopoly power" which she was going to solve with the unions: and what are they if not monopoly powers themselves?

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        • #5
          Re: What Christians think about Amy Klobuchar

          Originally posted by Jeb Stuart Thurmond View Post
          4:35 Ah-ha! As I predicted, her history of jailing people as a prosecutor is coming back to haunt her. Fox News quotes her: "No crime is a small crime".
          Of course she's only talking about white people/People Of Oppression here. When P.O.O. break the law, that's crime. When People Of Color break the law, that's called "Undocumented Reparations".
          Trigger Warning: the text you have just read may have caused: flashbacks to historical oppression, normalization of whiteness, hegemonic hyper-masculinity (if I must say so myself), assumption of genders, species, and/or status as a living being, other problematic sins which are yet to be discovered and outlawed but I should still be (eventually) punished for.

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          • #6
            Re: What Christians think about Amy Klobuchar

            What bugs me about Klobuchar is she always plays the "I'm from a linage of blue collar labor. My Dad worked in the mines" line.

            That does not impress me. What impresses me is the person who OWNS the mine. Did he just go down into the mines everyday and never amount to anything? Donald Trump's father did not vacuum the halls of apartments all his life. He bought them.

            I'd suggest she leave that line out of her stump speech.
            Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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              Re: What Christians think about Amy Klobuchar

              Originally posted by Jeb Stuart Thurmond View Post
              LOL, feministing backfire: feminists convinced democrats that the electorate is sexist, so now democrats believe women are unelectable! Now Democrats are now unwilling to nominate women. Thanks, feminists!
              Bumping this now that the main contenders are white and the top ones are male. After spending 4 years calling everyone racist and sexist for hiring white men, they are now hiring a white man.

              Moral of the story: when you lose an election, don't come up with excuses that involve lying about the electorate, because you will only fool yourself.

              I'm of two minds about who is a greater threat, Bernie or Amy. On one hand "fortune favors the bold", which suggests Bernie. But historically, it's more like "fortune favors the bold and ingenious" and Dems are naturally neither.

              I've already talked about how conflicts are usually won by "people who are unluckier, slower, stupider, or less adaptable than their enemies...most wars are won by those sorts of people. They muddle their way though, build a solid logistical foundation, acquire lots of artillery, figure out how to get the least unfavorable kill-ratio they can manage and then grind away until the enemy genius sees his luck run out."

              On the other hand, Amy has all the charisma of low-calorie mayonnaise on stale oatmeal. Did I mention that every American election has been won by the more charismatic candidate? Go ahead, watch every debate from the TV age and see for yourself. As for the pre-TV age, you can judge charisma by seeing who has more sex scandals.
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              • #8
                Re: What Christians think about Amy Klobuchar

                I cannot abide a woman who abandons home and hearth to make a spectacle of herself as a professional liar. She flaunts her sin before the Lord God and everybody else, too. She promotes the idea that a woman can be the President and be the President in place of President Donald Trump. Satan has her. And she is a Democrat. She is clearly on the shortcut to Hell.

                That is what this Christian thinks about Amy with the impossible last name.
                God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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                • #9
                  Re: What Christians think about Amy Klobuchar

                  Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post
                  What bugs me about Klobuchar is she always plays the "I'm from a linage of blue collar labor. My Dad worked in the mines" line.

                  That does not impress me. What impresses me is the person who OWNS the mine. Did he just go down into the mines everyday and never amount to anything? Donald Trump's father did not vacuum the halls of apartments all his life. He bought them.

                  I'd suggest she leave that line out of her stump speech.
                  I had to go back and listen to that stump speech - her dad worked 1500 feet down in an iron ore mine. Iron ore mining in Minnesota is done in open pit mining; there is no mine "shaft".

                  She says she promotes child "health care", but the Democrats are always big on killing babies - go figure.
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                  • #10
                    Re: What Christians think about Amy Klobuchar

                    Well, I don't trust that Amy woman for one second -- not that I trust any of those Demonrats, though, but as far as I am concerned, she (and that Warren woman) do nothing but go "yappity yap yap yappity". The only good thing that I can say about her is when she tore a strip off that disgusting Mayor Pete Buttgay person at the last debate!



                    Message to Amy, if you're privileged to be reading messages on : Dear, forget it. Learn to bake some cookies instead. Our beloved, -sent President Trump will wipe all of you Demonrats off the map and you will all be left eating his glorious dust. Leave now while you have the chance.
                    (Mrs.) Isabella White

                    Hebrews 10:19 " Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the of "

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                    • #11
                      Re: What Christians think about Amy Klobuchar

                      What is she anyway? Like Hungarian? Greek? What?
                      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                      • #12
                        Re: What Christians think about Amy Klobuchar

                        Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                        What is she anyway? Like Hungarian? Greek? What?
                        Do the words clockwork waxwork help at all?

                        You do raise a point though which has been troubling me. Looking back not so long ago to the days of flower power and over the next few decades we have the following names.
                        Kennedy
                        Johnson
                        Nixon
                        Ford
                        Carter
                        Reagan
                        Bush
                        Clinton
                        Bush
                        Obama (not sure what it means but at least you can pronounce it)
                        Trump

                        Eleven sensible names, easy to understand, names we're comfortable with whose owners are unlikely to start spouting Dostoyevsky or Florian Znaniecki.

                        Did someone decide to wheel out people with unpronounceable names on purpose? "What culture do they represent?" foreign leaders would be entitled to wonder when shaking hands with a Buttigieg or a Klobuchar, even if they could understand their names which seems unlikely. In my experience if you can't pronounce someone's name you can't understand their thoughts. Is this something we'd want representing us on the world stage?

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                        • #13
                          Re: What Christians think about Amy Klobuchar

                          Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                          What is she anyway? Like Hungarian? Greek? What?
                          I think she's 1/20th Apache, but unlike other candidates she has the sense to shut up about it.
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                          • #14
                            Re: What Christians think about Amy Klobuchar

                            Originally posted by Jeb Stuart Thurmond View Post
                            I think she's 1/20th Apache, but unlike other candidates she has the sense to shut up about it.
                            Maybe in Apache her name is Crow-About-Who-You-Are.
                            Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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                            • #15
                              Re: What Christians think about Amy Klobuchar

                              Thanks God there will never be a female President.
                              Ecclesiastes 5:3b "A fool's voice is known by multitude of words."

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