When Priests Rape Altar Boys, They Are Also Raping Sweet Jesus

[Elmer G. White]

No longer a secret, the world has been told how the Catholic "Church" is in fact a criminal organization that allows its members to constantly rape prepubescent boys and impregnate young Hell-bound Nuns. We only have to look at the many examples of this in any media: the numbers are staggering and continue to grow and it is indeed a rarity when a priest does not engage in anal antics with his minions. What many people fail to realize is that the actual literal physical victim of all these rapes is Jesus. Why? Because He told us so!

Matthew 25:40
And the King shall answer and say unto them, Verily I say unto you, Inasmuch as ye have done it unto one of the least of these my brethren, ye have done it unto me.

This means that if you have done something (either nice things such as reading the Bible aloud or nasty things such as rectal rape), you have done it to Jesus. Whenever a Catholic priest rapes a boy, he is raping Jesus Christ. This has occurred millions of times after Jesus ascended to Heaven. Imagine this: At this very moment there is a priest thrusting his thingy into and violating the intestinal integrity of Christ. At this very moment another priest is penetrating the oral orifice of Jesus in compensation of a candy bar and a can of Coke. As I write this, yet another cleric is hammering the colonic cavity of our Savior with his blasphemic bellend.



Above is the current Chief Papist seeking out sex partners. Below is the same man forcing himself on Baby Jesus, our Lord and Savior, Son of God, etc. etc.



What can Jesus do? He designed the rules, He follows them. Whatever you do to the littlest of His Brethren, the altar boys, you are doing to Him? What is the Pope expecting? That the priests pay fifty shekels to God for compensation of the ripped rectal goods of His son, marry Him and live happily together ever after?

Please be warned that the text below includes some disturbing material but it is TRUE™:
Jesus is the real victim of the Catholic Church child abuse case and so is God due to His property rights over His Son. The abused papist children obviously raise our pity, but after engaging in sodomistic sex, their chances of ever reaching Heaven are meager at best. Jesus, however, experiences this constant copulation every single moment in Heaven, which must dampen His Joy of being in eternal bliss. What about God our Father and Jesus's Father? Imagine this: God and Jesus are engaging in a quiet coversation by the Throne calmly discussing new Tribulations for sinners come Rapture (1 Thessalonians 4:17) and new, more intricate ways to torture the sinners in Hell (Matthew 25:30). Suddenly, the pretty face of Jesus Christ twists in desperate agony and out of thin air, a perky priestly penis penetrates His manhole and, like a piston, discharges its vile content into the innocent innards of our Lord.

Disgusting? Of course but it is taking place every single day. What can we do? Let us send our Thoughts and Prayers to Jesus. We are His chosen ones (1 Peter 2:9) and one day we shall see how these very priests writhe in unimaginable agony in Hell while we can finally enjoy Jesus and His goods in Heaven!






Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Adam Fag]

Re: When Priests Rape Altar Boys, They Are Also Raping Jesus Himself

I heard that when the Pope gets to Hell his skin will be burned off. But if it's his soul that goes there, which has no skin or nerves, how can he fry?

[Elmer G. White]

Re: When Priests Rape Altar Boys, They Are Also Raping Jesus Himself

I heard that when the Pope gets to Hell his skin will be burned off. But if it's his soul that goes there, which has no skin or nerves, how can he fry?

Mr. Fag,

Jesus will destroy the body after the sinner enters Hell:

Matthew 10:28
And fear not them which kill the body, but are not able to kill the soul: but rather fear him which is able to destroy both soul and body in hell.

Of course, this is very slow agony and will take for ever to be completed, as the suffering in Hell is also for ever. This will undoubtedly give you some initiative to Repent!





Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Isabella White]

Re: When Priests Rape Altar Boys, They Are Also Raping Jesus Himself

I heard that when the Pope gets to Hell his skin will be burned off. But if it's his soul that goes there, which has no skin or nerves, how can he fry?

Dear Mr. Fag: Instead of worrying about the body and soul of the -bound Pope, perhaps you should, instead, concentrate on how your own body and soul can escape the fires of eternal -- which you deserve, so surely, for your blatant disregard of the sweet, saving Grace of the -- which is thanks to unfathomable goodness, in offering to be your one-and-only .

Romans 1:27, 32:
27 And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.
32 Who knowing the judgment of , that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them.

Rather than frittering away your limited days on Earth by fantasizing on sinful things like this:



Why not, instead, turn your attention to the glories that could be yours, IF you turn to today?

I Corinthians 2:9 "But as it is written, Eye hath not seen, nor ear heard, neither have entered into the heart of man, the things which hath prepared for them that love ."

[Dennis Lukes]

Re: When Priests Rape Altar Boys, They Are Also Raping Jesus Himself

This is an excellent example of Christian compassion. Cruel, hateful Catholics like the Poperast just want as many souls as possible to join them in Hell. Well, we've got news for you Franny, Hell won't be an eternal Studio 54 coke-fueled gay dance orgy.