[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Re: 9 Unexpected Things Discovered in President Trump's Safe

President Trump early on said has a prized collection of Bibles. He said he "keeps them in a special place." I'm wondering if he put the Bibles in boxes when they moved to Florida and placed them in the safe when he arrived. The FBI took them and are now embarrassed. That is why they have refused to reveal what they took in their raid.

The thought of poor Mr. Trump without his Bibles leaves me distraught. We should immediately start sending Bibles to Maralago, or - better yet - collect donations to send to Mr. Trump that he can spend on Bibles, or legal fees, or saving America, whichever is most pressing.

[Adam Fag]

Re: 9 Unexpected Things Discovered in President Trump's Safe

The thought of poor Mr. Trump without his Bibles leaves me distraught. We should immediately start sending Bibles to Maralago

That would be nice etched on some gold plates for him - he might read it then.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: 9 Unexpected Things Discovered in President Trump's Safe

That would be nice etched on some gold plates for him - he might read it then.

Mr. Fageramma--You are incorrect about our President. Please note his remark to Pat Robertson, "No one reads the Bible more than me."


Donald Trump: 'Nobody Reads Bible More Than Me; John Kerry Hasn't Read the Bible' | Politics News (christianpost.com)

[Didymus Much]

Re: 9 Unexpected Things Discovered in President Trump's Safe

Mr. Fageramma--You are incorrect about our President. Please note his remark to Pat Robertson, "No one reads the Bible more than me."...

So the Bestest President Ever is also World Bible Reading champion?


I am not surprised.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: 9 Unexpected Things Discovered in President Trump's Safe

So the Bestest President Ever is also World Bible Reading champion?
I am not surprised.

Your sarcasm is not appreciated, Mr. Didyatheist. One of President Trump's most famous pictures is him standing in front of a church holding a beloved Bible. From this it is logical to say he reads the Bible more than anyone else.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: 9 Unexpected Things Discovered in President Trump's Safe

FBI agents need to get Saved® too - just like everyone else. Let's hope they do some reading while in possession of Trump's Bibles. As long as you're still alive it's never too late to cram for the final.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: 9 Unexpected Things Discovered in President Trump's Safe

Sister Mitza! I am shocked! You do not recognize a watered silk weave finished fabric? Quelle surprise.

Do I need to explain the difference between satin and sateen, velvet and velveteen, organdy and organza? Get thee to thy sewing room, Sister! And study the ways of fibers and weaves vis a vis fabric.

Tell me that things have not gotten so far out of hand that you have started conflating gingham with calico.

Calico and poplin are both very nice fabrics and better than gunny for hats.

. . . . . . . . gunny hat

At present I have this lovely canvas I can't decide what do do with, about 3 or 4 yards I think. Rather heavy and a nice printed pattern - maybe a coat (lined) for winter? There's some cotton velvet striped material here, rather dismal sort of dirty lead/dark fawn could make a lining – or a cloak? It could be several layers or one of those cape things wrapped round.

<—— Swedish canvas (about 4 yards) ——>


Cotton velveteen (lots of this, at least 20 yards)
What do you think?

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Re: 9 Unexpected Things Discovered in President Trump's Safe

More items from the FBI inventory.

• One Swedish-made penis enlarger.
• One credit card receipt for Swedish-made penis enlarger signed by Donald Trump.
• One warranty card for Swedish-made penis enlarger pump, filled out by Donald Trump.
• One book, "Swedish-made Penis Enlargers And Me: This Sort of Thing Is My Bag Baby", by Donald Trump.

[Didymus Much]

Re: 9 Unexpected Things Discovered in President Trump's Safe

One small condom, used.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: 9 Unexpected Things Discovered in President Trump's Safe

Swedish-made

Well spotted. Yes, the canvas is Swedish. And libidinous though they are, not all libertines are Swedish, even to the extent of insinuating themselves into regions failing my personal cost/benefit analysis where ..issues ..flesh folds ..I've forgotten what I was going to post

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: 9 Unexpected Things Discovered in President Trump's Safe

It's looking like the feds were searching for homer addresses--wanting to destroy President Trumps appeal to sound heterosexual men and women. They found nothing. Trump has defeated Biden again. For six years, now, Trump has defeated his enemies. It continues.

[James Hutchins]

Re: 9 Unexpected Things Discovered in President Trump's Safe

I question anything found other than Trumps KJV Family Bible.


In my own case, when the Feds came-a-knocking in the middle of the night (about 9:15PM) everything they claim they found was planted.

[Didymus Much]

Re: 9 Unexpected Things Discovered in President Trump's Safe

....In my own case, when the Feds came-a-knocking in the middle of the night (about 9:15PM) everything they claim they found was planted.

But that was a weed bust, so...yeah.

[handmaiden]

Re: 9 Unexpected Things Discovered in President Trump's Safe

But that was a weed bust, so...yeah.

Mr. Much, I am not sure that I take your meaning. Weeds, by their very nature as part of God's Vegetation Creation(c), have to be planted, of course. Where else would they come from?

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: 9 Unexpected Things Discovered in President Trump's Safe

Mr. Much, I am not sure that I take your meaning. Weeds, by their very nature as part of God's Vegetation Creation©, have to be planted, of course. Where else would they come from?

Sister Handy, I suspect the atheist, Mr. Much, knows nothing about Devil Weed. Atheists don't want to confront their own sins. To them life is a lark they skip through without ever considering the serious matter of eternity.