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    The First Un-Gay Children's Book!

    Brother Richard Cohen, world famous Un-Gay public speaker, has blessed us with a truly wonderful book. A former Moonie, Cohen is now a gold tither to Landover Baptist and is currently doing intensive undercover missionary work in the homosexual community. We're sure he won't mind if we reproduce his work here.

    Alfie's Home
    By Richard A. Cohen



















    Personally, I would never let my children get within a hundred miles of an old negro headshrinker. Just substitute prayer for psychotherapy and it works perfectly!
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    Re: The First Un-Gay Children's Book!

    That article on him on en.wickedpedophile.org is a typical example of the liberal MSM spin machine in action. Someone had the nerve to characterize his books as "self-published" or "published through a vanity book publisher." Why can't they just admit that the heterophobic Dzhoo York liberal publishing establishment is afraid to publish the truths contained in his books?
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      I'll be buying it for all my younger nieces and nephews. I haven't done that with a book since... well, since this one:

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        Not only is he an ex-sodomite, he's an ex-Joo! Jesus has worked so many miracles in this man's life, I don't know how anyone can ever say "there is no evidence" with a straight face!
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          Re: The First Un-Gay Children's Book!

          It would have been more appropriate if Uncle Pete was called Uncle Homer...don't you think?

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            Re: The First Un-Gay Children's Book!

            Originally posted by Virginia D. Templeton View Post


            Personally, I would never let my children get within a hundred miles of an old negro headshrinker. Just substitute prayer for psychotherapy and it works perfectly!
            I can't be the only one to be slightly worried about the way they include his "touch" in that list. I suppose they mean beatings, but that'd ruin the alliteration. 'Time, thrashing and talk', maybe?
            O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



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              The only problem I have with this novel is that it rules out the fact that most homosexuals do so by choice. Even though the idea of homosexuality and homosexual sex repulses them (I assume this because it repulses me), they still do it simply to prove a point, make their parents mad or to spit on the face of God and America.
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                Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                I can't be the only one to be slightly worried about the way they...
                I had some concerns as well. Seems this book might be reinforcing sissyness. Why wasn't Uncle Pete taken around to the back of the wood shed and had the boots laid on him? You would think if the child had the chance to do this with his father that the bonds of their relationship would have been strengthened ten-fold. Instead that darkie lets him off the hook after he cries and now they're all living their lives feeling sorry for Uncle Pete the queer. Makes no sense to me.

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                  Originally posted by Deaner View Post
                  I had some concerns as well. Seems this book might be reinforcing sissyness. Why wasn't Uncle Pete taken around to the back of the wood shed and had the boots laid on him? You would think if the child had the chance to do this with his father that the bonds of their relationship would have been strengthened ten-fold. Instead that darkie lets him off the hook after he cries and now they're all living their lives feeling sorry for Uncle Pete the queer. Makes no sense to me.
                  SHOUT HALLEJULAH Brother Deaner.

                  I think he should have been tied to the back of a pick up truck and dragged for a few miles until his limbs and tallywacker fell off, then left to bleed to death. Like they did to that black buck down in Texas a few years ago.

                  GLORY!

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                    Originally posted by Wash O'Hanley View Post
                    The only problem I have with this novel is that it rules out the fact that most homosexuals do so by choice. Even though the idea of homosexuality and homosexual sex repulses them (I assume this because it repulses me), they still do it simply to prove a point, make their parents mad or to spit on the face of God and America.
                    That, and to get all of the special privileges that we know homers get.
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                      Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
                      SHOUT HALLEJULAH Brother Deaner.

                      I think he should have been tied to the back of a pick up truck and dragged for a few miles until his limbs and tallywacker fell off, then left to bleed to death. Like they did to that black buck down in Texas a few years ago.

                      GLORY!

                      Lve, Sister Thumper
                      Oh, Sister, you are so compassionate! That is a wonderful example of tough love.

                      Didn't they end up arresting the folks who did that to the buck? Just goes to show you how big government loves to bully local law enforcement, when traditional methods (like dragging the offender behind a truck) work just fine.
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