Guys, I'm really worried about my wife of 3 years. I have my suspicions that she hates our dear Pastor Ezekiel.
In short, I was having sex the other day , and, oh hell, I'll just come out with it, this isn't the main point of the story but I think I have this problem, well annoyance anyway. When I have sex, it always takes me some time to... you know... finish . I'm just trying to get the damn thing over with because I know GOD is hating every minute of it and frankly I'm getting bored out my mind but it can take me up to 6 minutes on really bad days. Anyway, during this time my mind usually wanders innocently to other things... what Bible passages I have read that day, the Pastors of Landover, memories of playing with my father, Christ's body on the cross, dying for my sins etc. One of the most frequent thoughts is that of one of my greatest idols and heroes, Pastor Zeke. A passionate man, I sometimes even shout his name, "Ezekiel!" I cry.
Now I thought nothing of it, I love Ezekiel, everyone does. My wife for some reason keeps bringing the damn thing up, saying she hates that I mention him all the time and have more pictures of him around the house than I have of her - I told her bluntly that when she became an important, powerful and influential pastor of the church then I would get some more pictures of her! Haha!
When I rebuked her, she got pretty angry and tore a picture of another of my idols, James Hutchins, off of the wall .
After slamming her into the fridge-freezer and replacing the picture I hit her the hardest I ever have, and broke her nose, but this only shut her up for a few days (...I should have gone for her jaw). Now she says she hates ME!!
I really need to sort this out Brothers. She's 9 months from bearing another son provided my s**rm reached her e**s, so I don't want to hurt her too badly but it's also important she likes my role models .
In short, I was having sex the other day , and, oh hell, I'll just come out with it, this isn't the main point of the story but I think I have this problem, well annoyance anyway. When I have sex, it always takes me some time to... you know... finish . I'm just trying to get the damn thing over with because I know GOD is hating every minute of it and frankly I'm getting bored out my mind but it can take me up to 6 minutes on really bad days. Anyway, during this time my mind usually wanders innocently to other things... what Bible passages I have read that day, the Pastors of Landover, memories of playing with my father, Christ's body on the cross, dying for my sins etc. One of the most frequent thoughts is that of one of my greatest idols and heroes, Pastor Zeke. A passionate man, I sometimes even shout his name, "Ezekiel!" I cry.
Now I thought nothing of it, I love Ezekiel, everyone does. My wife for some reason keeps bringing the damn thing up, saying she hates that I mention him all the time and have more pictures of him around the house than I have of her - I told her bluntly that when she became an important, powerful and influential pastor of the church then I would get some more pictures of her! Haha!
When I rebuked her, she got pretty angry and tore a picture of another of my idols, James Hutchins, off of the wall .
After slamming her into the fridge-freezer and replacing the picture I hit her the hardest I ever have, and broke her nose, but this only shut her up for a few days (...I should have gone for her jaw). Now she says she hates ME!!
I really need to sort this out Brothers. She's 9 months from bearing another son provided my s**rm reached her e**s, so I don't want to hurt her too badly but it's also important she likes my role models .
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