Those Wacky Presbyterians Again

[BrotherLarry]

https://www.newsweek.com/minister-new-jersey-oral-sex-exorcism-1449847

A Presbyfakerian minister claims to utilize a unique method of ridding demons from possessed fellows: oral s-e-c-k-s.


While I applaud his innovative technique, I don't recall seeing the LORD or the apostles encountering demons and telling the afflicted person to unzip. Everyone knows my dedication to the LORD JESUS, and if it turns out this is a method that works, I would obey the commands of the Bible to cast out devils and I would do it without ceasing. However, until I find it in the Holy Bible or one of the senior pastors here tells me it's valid, I'll just keep laying hands on men and praying for them in the Name of Jesus, pleading His Precious Blood over their souls, and ordering the minions of satan to return to Hell from whence they came.

[BibleReader2231]

Re: Those Wacky Presbyterians Again

The thing that shocks me is that this wasn’t under the ruse of Catholicism. It seems like a lie that would be pushed through by every catlick priest in existence. Guess I shouldn’t be surprised it’s pushed by other False Christians as well.