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Originally Posted by Santa Claus
Ho, Jamie-boy! You're upset and, as always, whining usually helps. Many boys of your age have moved on from whining but you still consider it a successful strategy to get what you want. You're right. Whining will get you things. Many children have discovered this timeless truth.
OK, here's a nice catalog just like the ones I delivered when you where a wee lad. You can choose not one, not two, but THREE genuine Barbies (in real or imitation plastics) and maybe next year we can discuss their wardrobes! Ho!
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A 'Lane Bryant' Catalog.
I'll be swinging by the feed store to get you some warfin cookies.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.