[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Is Your Child A Goth?

The world was created by evolution, not god. The bible was written by a bunch of sadistic morons who had nothing better to do with their lives. So, if the bible isn't real, and we were created by evolution, then how do you explain 'god'?

Sweet Jesus you ARE an empty-headed female.

Look, I am holding a Bible in my hand at this very moment. If it isn't real, then neither are you.

Inside that Bible, it says that God created everything. Are you illiterate or something?

I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.--Isaiah 45:7

As you can see, God even created your dark master satan. So you have nothing to bellyache about.

As far as the personality of the Men who were hand-picked by God to transcribe His Holy Word, I cannot imagine what proof you have to back up your obscene claims that they were "sadistic morons who had nothing better to do". Can you prove that, or are you just in here spewing hatred?

Personally, I cannot imagine having anything better to do than taking dictation from God Almighty.

[hellion]

Re: Is Your Child A Goth?

Sweet Jesus you ARE an empty-headed female.

Look, I am holding a Bible in my hand at this very moment. If it isn't real, then neither are you.

Inside that Bible, it says that God created everything. Are you illiterate or something?

I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.--Isaiah 45:7

As you can see, God even created your dark master satan. So you have nothing to bellyache about.

As far as the personality of the Men who were hand-picked by God to transcribe His Holy Word, I cannot imagine what proof you have to back up your obscene claims that they were "sadistic morons who had nothing better to do". Can you prove that, or are you just in here spewing hatred?

Personally, I cannot imagine having anything better to do than taking dictation from God Almighty.

Ok. I meant that the bible is a fictional book. The stories in it were made up to explain evolution and so forth. So, if the bible is a FICTIONAL book, then you have NO evidence that god was ever real.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Is Your Child A Goth?

Man oh man you sure an an irritating little bimbo.

So genious, how about YOU PROVE to us that GOD is not real.


Irritated, Sister Thumper

[hellion]

Re: Is Your Child A Goth?

Man oh man you sure an an irritating little bimbo.

So genious, how about YOU PROVE to us that GOD is not real.


Irritated, Sister Thumper

I already did. EVOLUTION!!!! You can't even prove to me that God is real. So how can he be? What does 'god' do for you anyway? You're a woman right? So why do you worship a god that despises women? Why do you worship a god that encourages men to beat women? It's pathetic.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Is Your Child A Goth?

Ok. I meant that the bible is a fictional book. The stories in it were made up to explain evolution and so forth. So, if the bible is a FICTIONAL book, then you have NO evidence that god was ever real.

Once again you prove to the world that you are dumber than a bag of hammers.

So now your nutty contention is that a bunch of sadistic, bored men thousands of years ago made up every word in the Holy Bible, in order to explain the theory of evolution, which wasn't even dreamed up until about 100 years ago...Is that what you want to claim? So those bored, sadistic men were psychic and knew about your monkey soup ideas before Christ came to redeem Mankind? Now THAT is hilarious! How lost can you be?

Girl, you are really addle brained.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Is Your Child A Goth?

The world was created by evolution, not god. The bible was written by a bunch of sadistic morons who had nothing better to do with their lives. So, if the bible isn't real, and we were created by evolution, then how do you explain 'god'?

So the world just evolved, did it? There was just empty space, and then it evolved into a planet? Stop, my sides are aching! And as for your question, it is obviously invalid, since it starts from false premises. You might as well ask "So, if water isn't real, and we were created by polacks, then how do you explain the Vietnam War?"

Why do you worship a god that encourages men to beat women?

Because Sister Thumper knows her place, and realises that she could get into all kinds of mischief if she didn't have a Godly man like Pastor Ezekiel to knock some sense into her from time to time. She is grateful for the Christian correction and chastisement she receives, as all women should be.

[hellion]

Re: Is Your Child A Goth?

So the world just evolved, did it? There was just empty space, and then it evolved into a planet? Stop, my sides are aching! And as for your question, it is obviously invalid, since it starts from false premises. You might as well ask "So, if water isn't real, and we were created by polacks, then how do you explain the Vietnam War?"

Oh yeah. And the theory that some false prophet created an entire existance for no reason whatsoever explains it all. Apparently you know nothing about science or else you wouldn't be asking how planets evolved.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Is Your Child A Goth?

Oh yeah. And the theory that some false prophet created an entire existance for no reason whatsoever explains it all. Apparently you know nothing about science or else you wouldn't be asking how planets evolved.

So how do planets evolve? We're dying to know, since everything else you've said this far has been so wise and enlightening.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Is Your Child A Goth?

Answer this for me then little missy.

If you had all the parts to a motorcycle all in a giant bag and you shook it and shook it for a million years you would never have a working motorcycle.

Someone has to put it together and engineer it.

The Universe and life is sooooooo much more complex and you have the gull to call it an accident or evilution?

You are out of YOUR mind.

[hellion]

Re: Is Your Child A Goth?

Answer this for me then little missy.

If you had all the parts to a motorcycle all in a giant bag and you shook it and shook it for a million years you would never have a working motorcycle.

Someone has to put it together and engineer it.

The Universe and life is sooooooo much more complex and you have the gull to call it an accident or evilution?

You are out of YOUR mind.

And one person making an entire existance explains it all...If there was a God everyone would be Christian. And if this god is so powerful, then why is there a lot of Satanism and Atheism along with Buddhism, Judaism, Hunduism, etc. Why doesn't he just kill me right now as I write this if I'm so evil?

[hellion]

Re: Is Your Child A Goth?

So how do planets evolve? We're dying to know, since everything else you've said this far has been so wise and enlightening.

They evolve in the solar system. Gravitational forces pull together masses of matter to form planets, over a long period of time, of course. Or another theory: Died out stars fuse together to form a solid mass. Science. Logical and Reasonable. Did I simplify enough for you?

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Is Your Child A Goth?

Died out stars fuse together to form a solid mass? You mean that dead stars, billions of light-years apart find other stars and fly over to them and then have star-sex or something?

[hellion]

Re: Is Your Child A Goth?

Died out stars fuse together to form a solid mass? You mean that dead stars, billions of light-years apart find other stars and fly over to them and then have star-sex or something?

NO! One star's leftover mass fuses together to form one solid mass after the star had died out. It's a lot more logical than you're idiotic one god created all existance theory. Why would god make so many planets if he only used this one anyway? It's stupid.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Is Your Child A Goth?

NO! One star's leftover mass fuses together to form one solid mass after the star had died out.

Do you know what those drugs are doing to your mind, Kestrel?

[hellion]

Re: Is Your Child A Goth?

Do you know what those drugs are doing to your mind, Kestrel?

I guess I wouldn't. I don't do drugs.