[Virginia Day Templeton]

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Did I just spell "promptly" wrong? Another sign that the Devil is a-gettin' to me.

[Virginia Day Templeton]

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Ummm...could we have chapter and verse for that, please?
Thanking you in advance in Christ,
Temperance

He was speaking through the unwitting pen of that dastardly chink Sun Tzu, but they were most definitely His words. Who would know more about war and violence than the Lord of Love?

That's my take on it, anyway. If I'm incorrect, feel free to stone me for heresy--I won't object.

[ProdigalSon]

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What about the Gypsies(gyp-sees)?

Definition: a loose association of darkie heathen pick-pockets. My deeply embedded source informs me that they've also been known to engage in disgusting acts of pedophilia (massaging babys in oil to 'make them strong')

Worship: some Hindoo female(!) "god" Kali, loose change on the ground, and of course, Satan

[Brother Temperance]

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He was speaking through the unwitting pen of that dastardly chink Sun Tzu, but they were most definitely His words. Who would know more about war and violence than the Lord of Love?

That's my take on it, anyway. If I'm incorrect, feel free to stone me for heresy--I won't object.

While it is true that the Lord is a God of War, and Jealous with it:
Exodus 34:14 For thou shalt worship no other god: for the LORD, whose name is Jealous, is a jealous God.
That still doesn't mean that you should ever trust anything written by a chink. They are inspired only by Satan.

[Virginia Day Templeton]

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Thank you for clearing things up--I won't make the mistake again.

[Deceit]

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How about posting urselves in that list? Landover Baptists Can not be considered a religion...more a cult hate the catholics but they themselves condone monetary offering as a way to get into Heaven. How about quoting 1 line verses from the Bible and distorting things to fit their needs. If you are 'True Christians' as u say u are u would try to convert people to your religion and be fair to everybody. Not saying that u are the 'best' religion or the most 'favoured' by God and what not How about leaving this post up so u can rebuke it and somehow convince me that you are somehow 'Christian' (not likely) and oh the first thing i will see is CONDEMED TO HELL or something along the lines of that from one of ur mods or 'Senior Pastors' as u say they are. Also u so called 'Senior Pastors' use the Lords name in vein. Is that okay in ur cult? People got struck by lightning for doing that... Awaiting your reply (or edit/deletion if u dont have the guts to reply)

[Talitha]

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How about posting urselves in that list? Landover Baptists Can not be considered a religion...more a cult hate the catholics but they themselves condone monetary offering as a way to get into Heaven. How about quoting 1 line verses from the Bible and distorting things to fit their needs. If you are 'True Christians' as u say u are u would try to convert people to your religion and be fair to everybody. Not saying that u are the 'best' religion or the most 'favoured' by God and what not How about leaving this post up so u can rebuke it and somehow convince me that you are somehow 'Christian' (not likely) and oh the first thing i will see is CONDEMED TO HELL or something along the lines of that from one of ur mods or 'Senior Pastors' as u say they are. Also u so called 'Senior Pastors' use the Lords name in vein. Is that okay in ur cult? People got struck by lightning for doing that... Awaiting your reply (or edit/deletion if u dont have the guts to reply)

My word, you say an awful lot of bad things about us and this is just your first Post!!!
Please note: Nothing has been edited from your original Post, and I'm sure a Pastor will come along soon and speak with you.
We are very used to Unsaved Trash coming on God's favourite Forum just to persecute us.
You are correct, you are already condemned to Hell, but I'm sure with some Loving Donations and Prayer you can get right with Jesus©.

YIC
Talitha

[Deceit]

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how can u say it is Gods favourite forum??? Where does it say that He loves the Landover Baptists more than anyone else? If im not correct i seem to recall that God loves EVERYBODY equally? And how about not just saying i am condemed to hell and actually explaining to me how i am wrong?

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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How about posting urselves in that list? Landover Baptists Can not be considered a religion...more a cult hate the catholics but they themselves condone monetary offering as a way to get into Heaven. How about quoting 1 line verses from the Bible and distorting things to fit their needs. If you are 'True Christians' as u say u are u would try to convert people to your religion and be fair to everybody. Not saying that u are the 'best' religion or the most 'favoured' by God and what not How about leaving this post up so u can rebuke it and somehow convince me that you are somehow 'Christian' (not likely) and oh the first thing i will see is CONDEMED TO HELL or something along the lines of that from one of ur mods or 'Senior Pastors' as u say they are. Also u so called 'Senior Pastors' use the Lords name in vein. Is that okay in ur cult? People got struck by lightning for doing that... Awaiting your reply (or edit/deletion if u dont have the guts to reply)

You don't scare us. I've quoted your drivel in its entirety so that you can't accuse me of editing your precious post.

How about quoting 1 line verses from the Bible and distorting things to fit their needs.

Show us where we have distorted the Holy Bible to fit our needs. That is a serious accusation; I trust that you are prepared to back it up.

If you are 'True Christians' as u say u are u would try to convert people to your religion and be fair to everybody.

Pay some attention. We are witnessing to people in order to convert them. Also, we are every bit as fair to everybody as God's Perfect Word tells us to be.

Also u so called 'Senior Pastors' use the Lords name in vein. Is that okay in ur cult? People got struck by lightning for doing that... Awaiting your reply (or edit/deletion if u dont have the guts to reply)

Give us one example in which that's happened to any of our Senior Pastors.

[Deceit]

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Do u by any chance have anything other than a forum to communicate over? The forums are too hard to navigate over and find every little detail. If not say so and i will do my best. Also, u guys should maybe try get out a little more. I would like to call myself Christian that is why i am trying to correct your way to the best of my abilities. Although i may be quite young, i know that there are correct and incorrect ways to inform people of God and Salvation. One way is definately not saying they will burn in Hell straight away. This will just detir them even more.(this i found on ur site)

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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how can u say it is Gods favourite forum??? Where does it say that He loves the Landover Baptists more than anyone else? If im not correct i seem to recall that God loves EVERYBODY equally? And how about not just saying i am condemed to hell and actually explaining to me how i am wrong?

When you presume to tell us whom God does or does not love, please quote chapter and verse, as we trust God's statement of His views over your statement of His views. Also, please note the following:

Psalm 5:5: The foolish shall not stand in thy sight: thou hatest all workers of iniquity.

In other words, God does not love workers of iniquity equally with True Christians™. Now, who are the workers of iniquity?

Matthew 7:21-23: Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven. Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works? And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

That's right: Those who do not do the will of the Father in Heaven are the workers of iniquity, whom God hates. Now, at Landover Baptist Church, we follow the entire King James Bible, not just the feel-good parts, and thus do the will of the Father in Heaven. That, dear friend, is what makes this God's favorite forum.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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One way is definately not saying they will burn in Hell straight away. This will just detir them even more.(this i found on ur site)

Galatians 4:16: Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?

[Talitha]

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Do u by any chance have anything other than a forum to communicate over?

NO

I would like to call myself Christian that is why i am trying to correct your way to the best of my abilities.

If you would like to call yourself a Christian, why not go all the way and be a True Christian™ as we are? Our Pastors are always on hand to give a Ministering to young people like yourself.


Although i may be quite young, i know that there are correct and incorrect ways to inform people of God and Salvation. One way is definately not saying they will burn in Hell straight away. This will just detir them even more.(this i found on ur site).

Our ways have been right with God since 1612. You cannot better perfection.

Why are you so brash with us?

[Silent Shadow]

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I don't know if you already got it but Trekkie is a false religion based on Star Trek.

[Talitha]

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I don't know if you already got it but Trekkie is a false religion based on Star Trek.

Well, friend, as long as they believe in the Love of Jesus Christ™ Our Saviour then that's ok.
However, I fear they do not, so their followers will also spend an eternity in Hell. Especially the one with the pointy ears and the Pie stealing Negra woman.

.....Oh and that scottish twit that keeps saying "we cannae make it Jim".