
Anthony Weiner✡
Former Democratic Representative of Jew York from 1999-2011 and current registered sex offender. He was laughed out of a job after text messages depicting Weiner's weiner were leaked to the press. Things got a whole lot more serious after another digital pen(is) pal of his was found to be a minor, and he was shipped off to jail. Weiner is married to top Clinton aide and Islamic terrorist Huma Abedin.