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  • #16
    Re: Engagement and Boston

    Originally posted by Mark L. Snyde, PhD View Post
    From what I've heard tell, all the men of Naomi's church stand in line to get a sample of her delicious warm pie, so I have serious doubts there is anything lacking there.
    I'm sure you're quite right, Dr. Snyde, as always!

    Have you had the pleasure of sampling Miss Lamb's pie? I am always on the hunt for baking inspiration. Perhaps she would be willing to give me a taste test. Mr. McIrish is quite the "pie hound" and he would love some more variety I'm sure.

    In fact, he perked right up at the suggestion of he and I trying some of Miss Lamb's pie together!
    1 Corinthians 11:3 | Ephesians 5:22
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    • #17
      Re: Engagement and Boston

      Originally posted by Mrs. Paddy McIrish View Post
      I'm sure you're quite right, Dr. Snyde, as always!

      Have you had the pleasure of sampling Miss Lamb's pie? I am always on the hunt for baking inspiration. Perhaps she would be willing to give me a taste test. Mr. McIrish is quite the "pie hound" and he would love some more variety I'm sure.

      In fact, he perked right up at the suggestion of he and I trying some of Miss Lamb's pie together!
      While Naomi has graciously offered her pie to me (as well as her southern fried thighs and breasts), I have yet to sample them. My mouth waters at the thought though!
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      • #18
        Re: Engagement and Boston

        Originally posted by Mrs. Paddy McIrish View Post
        I'm sure you're quite right, Dr. Snyde, as always!

        Have you had the pleasure of sampling Miss Lamb's pie? I am always on the hunt for baking inspiration. Perhaps she would be willing to give me a taste test. Mr. McIrish is quite the "pie hound" and he would love some more variety I'm sure.

        In fact, he perked right up at the suggestion of he and I trying some of Miss Lamb's pie together!
        Mrs. McIrish, Father has given permission for me to allow you to sample my pie, thighs, and breasts. What a buffet that will be as the flavors meld to bring ecstasy to the nose, mouth, and throat of you two! However, he needs to know where this will take place. Bear in mind that I am not yet allowed in Landover's immediate vicinity, so Freehold is not an option. Will I be able to sample your pie as well? Do you have free WiFi that will accept the overwhelming bandwidth of JesOS? Yours in Him, NRL
        1 Samuel 8:13 "And he will take your daughters to be confectionaries, and to be cookes, and to be bakers."
        Naomi Ruth Lamb, Proprietress:
        Naomi's Moist Pie - Unsaved Unwelcome!
        Locations in 50 States and Canada
        !Voted Best Pie in Freehold!
        Once you've tasted Naomi's pie, you'll crave it again and again and again and again.
        Baptist pastors always receive a 50% discount.

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        • #19
          Re: Engagement and Boston

          Originally posted by Mark L. Snyde, PhD View Post
          While Naomi has graciously offered her pie to me (as well as her southern fried thighs and breasts), I have yet to sample them. My mouth waters at the thought though!
          Father told me you're welcome to use our guest room whenever your scholarly travels bring you this way. That would be the perfect time for me to give you what you drool over so often! Men can be so simple!
          1 Samuel 8:13 "And he will take your daughters to be confectionaries, and to be cookes, and to be bakers."
          Naomi Ruth Lamb, Proprietress:
          Naomi's Moist Pie - Unsaved Unwelcome!
          Locations in 50 States and Canada
          !Voted Best Pie in Freehold!
          Once you've tasted Naomi's pie, you'll crave it again and again and again and again.
          Baptist pastors always receive a 50% discount.

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          • #20
            Re: Engagement and Boston

            Originally posted by Naomi Ruth Lamb View Post
            Mrs. McIrish, Father has given permission for me to allow you to sample my pie, thighs, and breasts. What a buffet that will be as the flavors meld to bring ecstasy to the nose, mouth, and throat of you two! ... Will I be able to sample your pie as well?
            How lovely! I will PM you so that my husband may discuss the details with your father. And of course, I would be delighted to share my pie with you! Mr. McIrish will insist upon it.

            Originally posted by Naomi Ruth Lamb View Post
            Men can be so simple!
            1 Corinthians 11:3 | Ephesians 5:22
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            • #21
              Re: Engagement and Boston

              Originally posted by Naomi Ruth Lamb View Post
              Father told me you're welcome to use our guest room whenever your scholarly travels bring you this way. That would be the perfect time for me to give you what you drool over so often! Men can be so simple!
              What a kind and generous offer!
              sigpic

              I Kings 7:23

              And he made a moulten Sea, ten cubites from the one brim to the other: it was round all about, & his height was fiue cubits: and a line of thirtie cubites did compasse it round about.

              New here? Desiring to be pleasing in the eyes of The Lord and His Followers?

              Then do as directed by our esteemed Pastors and head on over to the Introductions subforum and make your first post there, friend. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus. Anything else you want to share with us about how Jesus has blessed you is welcomed too.

              Are you a hater of God that believes He is a morally bankrupt monster? Read Why, you ask, is God so angry? to see that it is in fact you that is the monster that mercilessly and infinitely torments God.

              Stop this relentless torturing of God and accept Jesus today!

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              • #22
                Re: Engagement and Boston

                Originally posted by Miss Anna Robinson View Post
                We intend to marry on December 23rd. It's soon, but I don't think I could wait a moment longer! I look forward to producing soldiers and fulfilling that duty. Thank you for reminding me that a godly place is a godly home.
                Dear Miss Robinson (soon-to-be Mrs. Henry Patton!),

                Happy Wedding Day!

                In the midst of all the fuss and frivolity that normally accompanies these festivities, I hope you set aside some time to thank the LORD for sending you a Godly husband. Exodus 15:11

                May God bless your special day, as well as your endeavors in the bedroom this evening whilst undertaking the ghastly deed of procreation with Mr. Patton.

                In Christ,
                Mrs. Paddy McIrish
                1 Corinthians 11:3 | Ephesians 5:22
                Now glorifying GOD on the Twitter! Follow me at @MrsPaddyMcIrish!

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                • #23
                  Re: Engagement and Boston

                  Boston is truly a disgusting place.

                  It is filled with poor, illiterate Irish who are butthurt and bitter about the fact that the town was founded by Anglo Saxon White Protestants, and they do all the jobs that white people don't want to do: take out the trash, construction, etc.

                  They are so bitter that they have to make liberal hit pieces against their overlords, creating an imaginary world where they are intelligent, like here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Good_Will_Hunting

                  More proof that the Pope is still telling them what to do behind the scenes.
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