[Mary Etheldreda]

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Also, this year is 2016. That is because it was 2016 years ago that the Lord Jesus was born. It is really pointless for these Chinamen to carry on with their charade. We are on to their sly tricks.

Indeed, Brother. They would have us believe it is the Year of Sodomy, which does not please the LORD one iota.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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The monkey year? What is this some kind of Darwin thing? Those slants are the strangest things.

[Free Market Fred]

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Greetings again fellow True Christians! As you all should know by now, there was a disastrous earthquake in Taiwan two days before the Chink New Year. I mentioned it before, but now I have a few more details that I'd like to share.

Death toll is now officially 47, though there are over 100 missing. Given the fact that there are billions and billions of Chinks in the world, the loss of less than 200 of them shouldn't even be noticed.

Indeed, more than 200 Chinks die everyday in my company's factories in China, mostly from natural causes like swallowing poison, hanging, and falling from windows and rooftops. The good news is that we've taken measures to reduce the problem, and I believe we'll soon have it totally under control.



Happy Chink factory workers weighing their options


But getting back to the earthquake, an investigation has been launched. It seems like almost all the casualties were living in a housing complex built by my company in 1994.




The Taiwanese press is making a big deal out of the fact that some of the concrete pillars were lacking steel reinforcing, other than empty salad oil cans which the earthquake has revealed.



I don't know what anybody thinks that is a problem. Manufacturing steel requires mining and is damaging to the environment, as the greenie wackos are always saying. So if anything, they should be praising us for being good guardians of Mother Earth since we used a lot less steel than usual. Really, looks to me like a bunch of liberal news media hysteria trying to create yet another bogus issue because they hate capitalism.

In addition to the ludicrous steal "problem," analysis of the cement indicates that it consists mostly of sand and some unidentified "organic matter." The Taiwanese have been joking about "tofu" cement, but that's ridiculous. In fact, we only used quality imported organic material to strengthen the buildings.


Quality building material


Indeed, dietitians have been saying for years that this stuff is high in fiber, and fiber is strong stuff so I'm certain it's in no way responsible for the building collapse.


Really, I just don't know what them Chinks are going and and on about. I guess they're just sniffing around for "compensation." Just goes to show that the socialist welfare mentality is spreading around the world, far from where it originated in Vermont where Karl Marx and Bernie Sanders jointly wrote The Communist Manifesto.

[Buford T Scoggins]

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I just learned that the Satanic Madonna was in Taiwan during the Chink New Yeaer earthquake. She was woken up at 4 am, when the devil came knocking on her door...

Link: Madonna woken up by a magnitude 6.8 earthquake in Taiwan

Just hours earlier, she had given one of her so-called "concerts," which in reality are just cover for practicing witchcraft.


Like a prayer: Madonna calls Satin for public sex, causes earthquake

The Lord is giving Taiwanozoids well-deserved punishment, just like He did to the Jap Chinks (with a tsunami) because of all them schoolgirl videos they produce which are designed to lure Christians away from their faith. I've personally witnessed thousands of these videos, not because I enjoy them, but rather to understand how Satin operates so that I can warn my fellow True Christians.

Only by turning to Jesus can the Chinks hope to avoid eternal Hell-fire and damnation.

[Reaper42]

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Just noticed this. Anyway why must we call them chinks? To me that would be an offensive name. I would know the girl I like always is sad bout people calling her that. Would god call them that? No I don't think he would. We are all gods creations we are all equal.

[Mary Etheldreda]

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Just noticed this. Anyway why must we call them chinks? To me that would be an offensive name. I would know the girl I like always is sad bout people calling her that.

You are obligated to call them no such thing. You can call them gooks, ginks, slants, chinamen, orientals, perverts, yellow devils, yiggers, or any other name you'd like. We here at Landover Baptist Church don't like to censure people's word choices. We're not the PC Police.

Would god call them that? No I don't think he would.

If you read the Holy Bible, you'd know God didn't call them anything. They weren't on His agenda, with the exception of sending them to Hell after checking if their weird little names that sound like pans falling down a steel staircase was written in the Book of Life (Revelation 20:15). No name? No entry. Go straight to Hell, do not collect $200. Or as the kids these days say, "Jesus no loves you long time!"

Consider the following map. It indicates all the events taking place before and during Jesus' lifetime happened in one, concentrated place in the world (note how the mooselimbs stole some of the Holy Bible, then added their own perverted, pedophilic fan-fic and call it "equal"). The point is, God clearly didn't care for those who built the Great Wall of China, who had established paper money, medicine, technology, intricate language arts, sophisticated and lavish lifetsyles, etc. Nor did He care about the Indians (woo-woo kind, not Tech Help kind, although He obviously didn't care about them, either), until 1492. That all those souls were condemned to eternal damnation is nothing more than a testament to God's Sovereign Will, and our inability to comprehend it. One would exhibit the utmost hubris to try.

We are all gods creations we are all equal.

AGAIN, if you were to actually read the Holy Bible, you'd have come across Paul's letter to the Romans in which he explains this idea explicitly. We are indeed all God's creations, but we are NOT equal. God calls some to Salvation (True Christians™), but not others (Goddless heathens in the orient). God calls some to glorify Him through the endless torture of their bodies and souls in Hell (the aforementioned chinamen), but not others (True Christians™). If you don't believe me, read it from the Source yourself:

Nay but, O man, who art thou that repliest against God? Shall the thing formed say to him that formed it, Why hast thou made me thus?
Hath not the potter power over the clay, of the same lump to make one vessel unto honour, and another unto dishonour?
What if God, willing to shew his wrath, and to make his power known, endured with much longsuffering the vessels of wrath fitted to destruction:
And that he might make known the riches of his glory on the vessels of mercy, which he had afore prepared unto glory,
Even us, whom he hath called, not of the Jews only, but also of the Gentiles?
Roans 9:20-24

[Didymus Much]

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Just noticed this. Anyway why must we call them chinks? To me that would be an offensive name...

So? If they were Christians that read and obeyed the Bible, they'd be thankful for persecution, as it means they'll be blessed in Heaven.

Luke 6:22-23 "22 Blessed are ye, when men shall hate you, and when they shall separate you from their company, and shall reproach you, and cast out your name as evil, for the Son of man's sake. 23 Rejoice ye in that day, and leap for joy: for, behold, your reward is great in heaven: for in the like manner did their fathers unto the prophets."

...I would know the girl I like always is sad bout people calling her that. Would god call them that? No I don't think he would...

What about when He called people who didn't believe in Him "dogs" and "vipers"? He did, it's in the Bible.

...We are all gods creations...

According to the Bible, yes (see Genesis 1).

...we are all equal.

According to the Bible, NO.

Proverbs 16:4 "The LORD hath made all things for himself: yea, even the wicked for the day of evil."

If you are thinking of this oh-so-frequently (and often intentionally) misunderstood passage:

Galatians 3:28 "There is neither Jew nor Greek, there is neither slave nor free, there is no male and female, for you are all one in Christ Jesus."

That's from one of Paul's Epistles, which were letters written to BELIEVERS, so it refers to those who are Saved™, and no one else.

[Reaper42]

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Fine I was proven wrong. I am sorry. I just don't like the words that are being used to identify people from Asia.

[Didymus Much]

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...I just don't like the words that are being used to identify people from Asia.

From my point of view, that's good. Racist terms are usually used by those that fear the different, and refuse to understand that being different does not necessarily mean evil or threatening.


Have you ever asked your friend about some of the terms (and their origins) used in her country to describe foreigners? It could be enlightening.

[Reaper42]

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Have you ever asked your friend about some of the terms (and their origins) used in her country to describe foreigners?

No not really. Race is kinda a sore subject. It gets awkward talking bout stuff like that to her. And she is not really my friend, but sorta eh its hard to explain so never mind.

[Didymus Much]

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No not really. Race is kinda a sore subject...

Really? That's never happened before.

/s

...It gets awkward talking bout stuff like that to her. And she is not really my friend, but sorta eh its hard to explain so never mind.

Good luck convincing her it's not just yellow fever (I really hope it isn't, because that's also racist). "Positive" stereotypes can be just as offensive as negative, because you're denying their identity as an individual.

[Reaper42]

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What do you mean by yellow fever?

[Didymus Much]

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What do you mean by yellow fever?

Google doesn't work in Alabama? http://lmgtfy.com/?q=yellow+fever

[Reaper42]

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No I don't prefer Asian girls. I don't have yellow fever. Just because I happen to like her doesn't mean I have yellow fever.

[Didymus Much]

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...Just because I happen to like her doesn't mean I have yellow fever.

But I'll bet she deals with it a lot, so it's an issue, whether it applies to you or not, hence my "good luck" above.


And we're getting way off-topic, so before the infractions start, kung hay fat choy.