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Jesus Re: The True Christian™ Art Critic - Assess your Favorite Jesus Pictures to Avoid HELL - 09-04-2019, 03:44 AM

Brethren! Some more exquisitely crafted True Christian™ art has been found! Unfortunately, this is by an anonymous artist (such humility!) in an unknown church but based on the assessment below it must be a True Christian™ one!



Of course, it is the favorite subject of all decent believers! Christ's Redemption over OUR sins! Here he is being gently lowered from his temporary suffering on the cross by his mother, Mary the Harlot who engaged in premarital sex with her OWN SON (Matthew 1:18)!

But let us assess this piece of art.

1. Craftsmanship and general quality
Excellent skills in glass painting. Life(or death)like colors. The line of Jesus's neck is especially pleading showing His mercy towards those who accept him and His Wrath towards those who reject Him (Exodus 34:7).

2. Compatibility with the Bible
Well, Mary was at the Cross. This is historical fact depicted in this illuminated masterwork!

John 19:25
Now there stood by the cross of Jesus his mother, and his mother's sister, Mary the wife of Cleophas, and Mary Magdalene.

3. Usefulness in a True Christian™ message
Very useful. Jesus died for OUR sins. It must have been quite unpleasant. Those who don't realize this are subjected to His Wrath! Ha (Ephesians 5:6)!

4. Potential risks of the image
As the whereabouts of this nice piece of high-quality art remain obscure, it is possible that visiting the original artwork could cause perilous ramifications if there were any cultists temples (such as Catholic, Hindoo, Mormon or Scientologic) in the vicinity. Only visit this place with a senior True Christian™ man of good standing.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer


2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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