[MitzaLizalor]

Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In?

killing your pets doesn't really solve anything

Ticks, tapeworms, roundworms, dermatophytosis, blood virus, lice, toxocariasis, hydatids, toxoplasmosis, rabies, scabies, hookworms, cryptosporidiosis, mites, giardiasis, fleas.

In this case though the creature was attacking family members. Could be rabies.

[Dennis Lukes]

Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In?

Eh, that tends to gunk up the chipper. Personally, whenever an animal needs to be put down, I shoot them in the head. Needless suffering is just that, needless. Also, it saves time by killing them quicker.

That's actually halfway decent advice, but this is a Christian forum for discussing Christianity, not what you do in the privacy of your bedroom. And from the look of it, you kill your kittens by yiffing them to death.

[Diesel Stanford]

Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In?

In case you are yet to do it, it indeed is a good question. But I suggest to do it the way the Bible tells us to do. If it is not biblical, we should not to do. Therefore, options would be to stone them or to burn them. I have done the latter when my oldest daughter bought kittens without my permission many, many years ago, when she was twelve, yet to be a mother and yet to be saved from the devil. Luckily, her own children already are wiser.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In?

In case you are yet to do it, it indeed is a good question.

Well, if Attorney Reproba has yet to do it, those kittens would now be 10-year-old cats and I would guess most of them were run over long, long ago.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In?

I forgot brucellosis.

killing your pets doesn't really solve anything

And listeria.

Of course if kept indoors the creatures are a bit safer and unlikely to be run over. So far then, we have 18 solvable things. The mnemonic is:
T . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ,
T . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ,
R . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ,
D . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ,
B . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ,
L . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ,
T . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ,
H . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ,
T . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ,
R . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ,
S . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ,
H . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ,
C . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ,
M . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ,
G . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ,
F . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

B . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ,
L . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . (18)



By adding easy-to-remember words and a simple tune a poem or song could me made. There could be more.

TB . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . , (19)

or possibly

T . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ,
B . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . (20)

Something on a guitar perhaps? Maybe with some jingles? Or cymbals, the little ones always enjoy playing those!

[WWJDnow]

Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In?

Why not throw the kittens in an incinerator? No blood, no cleanup, no wasted ammunition--it's the perfect solution. Alternately, they'd make great game for teaching young children how to hunt.

[Jimmy Kate Dumbardo]

Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In?

If you really must know, I smashed my pussy with my fingers. It happened one lazy Sunday, and I just didn't know my own strength! My fingers were all yucky and hairy after and Pa walked in and gave me a spanking. He made me bury my poor pussy in front of his face and he was real sour about it.

[Virginia Day Templeton]

Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In?

If they're still alive, they aren't kittens anymore. It's been 10 years since he posted that.