[Gregory Mitch]

Re: Free to a Good Home

You forget that it's just a young negro, it's not going to grow up to be much.

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[Witch Hammer]

Re: Free to a Good Home

You forget that it's just a young negro, it's not going to grow up to be much.

Friend, most fully grown bull negroes weigh in at upwards of 300 pounds...however, the size of their brains is inversely proportional to their body mass.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Free to a Good Home

You can save money by doing it yourself, you know.
For less than $15 you can get an economic, ergonomic and painless (for you) Negroe Castration Unit™ which can be reused thousands of times:

I just use a hammer. I do not have any faith in contraptions. I'd be afraid I could pinch a finger setting that. I also do not see how I could ever get my wife, Mrs. Hutchins, to wear one.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Re: Free to a Good Home

If you still haven't shifted him, Sister Daisy, that false nigra woman who's been in the news might want to adopt him and pass him off as her own child.

[sinnersbedamned]

Re: Free to a Good Home

This conversion is ridiculous. Any negroid can be forced to be white. Just look at me.


General rules:


No brown chocolate cereals (cocoa puffs etc.) a strict diet of mini wheats or captain crunch is appropriate.


No cable television, or any reality tv show, or any exposure to the Kardasians WHATSOVER.


Buy them clothes that are too small, not too large. That way nothing will grow oversized and will make them think about working for money and buying their own things.


If you get the child in the bucket with watermelon, dispose of the watermelon immediately. It is highly flammable so it can be burned with some gasoline as a starter, then purchase a whole grain or corn meal and teach the child how to cook food from scratch.

[Des]

Re: Free to a Good Home

This conversion is ridiculous. Any negroid can be forced to be white. Just look at me.


General rules:


No brown chocolate cereals (cocoa puffs etc.) a strict diet of mini wheats or captain crunch is appropriate.


No cable television, or any reality tv show, or any exposure to the Kardasians WHATSOVER.


Buy them clothes that are too small, not too large. That way nothing will grow oversized and will make them think about working for money and buying their own things.


If you get the child in the bucket with watermelon, dispose of the watermelon immediately. It is highly flammable so it can be burned with some gasoline as a starter, then purchase a whole grain or corn meal and teach the child how to cook food from scratch.

I'm not sure who you are, boy, but I get the feeling you aren't from around here. Are you an African American Negro of the U.K. or something? You write too coherently for an average African American Negro of America is why I'm asking.

[sinnersbedamned]

Re: Free to a Good Home

I'm not sure who you are, boy, but I get the feeling you aren't from around here. Are you an African American Negro of the U.K. or something? You write too coherently for an average African American Negro of America is why I'm asking.

As with most originally born negro, I don't recall exactly where I came from or where I've been, only where I am today. In the hands of the lord jesus, hallelujah.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Free to a Good Home

As with most originally born negro, I don't recall exactly where I came from or where I've been, only where I am today. In the hands of the lord jesus, hallelujah.

How fantastic! You might help us with our Ebonics Bible Translation Project!

[Witch Hammer]

Re: Free to a Good Home

This conversion is ridiculous. Any negroid can be forced to be white. Just look at me.


General rules:


No brown chocolate cereals (cocoa puffs etc.) a strict diet of mini wheats or captain crunch is appropriate.


No cable television, or any reality tv show, or any exposure to the Kardasians WHATSOVER.


Buy them clothes that are too small, not too large. That way nothing will grow oversized and will make them think about working for money and buying their own things.


If you get the child in the bucket with watermelon, dispose of the watermelon immediately. It is highly flammable so it can be burned with some gasoline as a starter, then purchase a whole grain or corn meal and teach the child how to cook food from scratch.

But how did you denegroefy that swarthy, bulging, grotesquely misproportioned afrocoon phallus? Were you able to pray away the surplus length, or did you have to have it bobbed?

[sinnersbedamned]

Re: Free to a Good Home

I specifically avoid eye contact with white women, unless they try to grab it which in that case I immediately know that they are not a true Christian.

[H. Montague Worthington]

Re: Free to a Good Home

With proper training, choreography, and a cute costume, this little Negro child could be trained to bring in a fortune dancing for coins on street corners. If you work him 16 hours a day, seven days a week, 50 week a year, bringing in $25 an hour, that's $140,000 a year. Subtract $200 for a cute outfit, $200 for tap shoes, $200 for a boom box and tip pail, and $250 a month for room, board, transportation, and miscellaneous expenses-- and that's a profit of more than $135,000 a year!!

[eggcake]

Re: Free to a Good Home

With proper training, choreography, and a cute costume, this little Negro child could be trained to bring in a fortune dancing for coins on street corners. If you work him 16 hours a day, seven days a week, 50 week a year, bringing in $25 an hour, that's $140,000 a year. Subtract $200 for a cute outfit, $200 for tap shoes, $200 for a boom box and tip pail, and $250 a month for room, board, transportation, and miscellaneous expenses-- and that's a profit of more than $135,000 a year!!

Is it still available?
It could come in handy tending to my sheep!

[Roland]

Re: Free to a Good Home

Is it still available?
It could come in handy tending to my sheep!

Are you getting old, needing some help to ¨tend¨ to your sheep?

[eggcake]

Re: Free to a Good Home

Are you getting old, needing some help to ¨tend¨ to your sheep?

There is a lot to tend to