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  • Mary Etheldreda
    Gushing for Jesus
     
    • Sep 2011
    • 23765
    #16
    Re: My introduction

    Originally posted by Alan Swallows View Post
    Welcome, Sebastian!

    Just remember, your anus is no longer your own. It belongs to Jesus. You cannot just do what you want with Jesus' anus. To engage in homersex now would be tantamount to subjecting Jesus Himself to anal rape.
    AMEN! Jesus' anus is in Mr. Sebastian's hands, and I pray he takes good care of it.

    \o/
    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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      • JimmyJones
        Unsaved trash
        • Jan 2016
        • 15
        #17
        Re: My introduction

        I have read this thread with mounting excitement! I too fervently desire Jesus' anus in my hands. Please would everyone join me in prayer for this to become a reality?

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          • Roland
            Obese Swedish Meatball
            Delusional Forum Member
            • May 2014
            • 2189
            #18
            Re: My introduction

            Originally posted by JimmyJones View Post
            I have read this thread with mounting excitement! I too fervently desire Jesus' anus in my hands. Please would everyone join me in prayer for this to become a reality?
            Are you somewhat of a pervert? Why do you want Jesus´s anus in your hands? Why don´t you desire to have Jesus fill you with His Huge Love like all the other True Christians on this website?
            Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.

            Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.

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              • VictoryOS
                True Christian™ Beauty Queen
                 
                • Dec 2007
                • 5388
                #19
                Re: My introduction

                Originally posted by JimmyJones View Post
                I have read this thread with mounting excitement! I too fervently desire Jesus' anus in my hands. Please would everyone join me in prayer for this to become a reality?
                No, Mr Jones. No one is going to pray for you to have homosex with our Lord and Savior. Yeah, that's right. We're on to you. You may think you're clever, but we're more cleverer, plus we have the Prince of Peace on our side.

                Please try harder to make better choices in life, son.
                Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
                in 2016

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