As a part of some new initiative my supervisor at the TSA is having all employees tested for Corona virus. Turns out, my test came out positive. However, test results show I’m asymptomatic! I may infect others, but I’ll be perfectly fine!
Here’s the problem though, I said I feel fine and wish to continue doing my job as usual preventing terrorists from entering our country as I am vital to homeland security. Other TSA agents are getting lazy, an independent reports show they are missing 95% of concealed bombs and other weapons. ( https://www.vox.com/2016/5/17/116870...rport-security) on the other hand I’ll search every nook and cranny for dangerous items! Nothing gets past me!
My supervisor would not let me do it and ordered me to stay home!! Can you believe it? As if that wasn’t bad enough the doctor recommended I stay in self-quarantine. Fortunately, I found out the doctor cannot legally hold me there against my will and I left against the doctor’s advice.
Besides which, I’m not even certain I’m really infected. I feel fine! For all I know this could just be a liberal hoax to get me to stay at home and prevent me from campaigning on behalf of Trump so Democrats can steal an election.
I see myself like Daniel in the Lion pit and an example of the proof of the power of prayer! Danger may be all around me, but Jesus’s protection shield protects me from all harm! Daniel 6: 16-22 Prayer worked for me, so the way I see it, anybody who does suffer ill effects simply isn’t praying hard enough.
If on my golfing trips, or public preaching, or trips to restaurants, or otherwise going on in public other people suffer ill effects, it is their own fault due to their lack of faith. I’m not saying I’m trying to infect anybody, but why should I have to change my lifestyle to accommodate other’s woefully weak immune systems or faith? As our President said, tens of thousands of people die from the flu every year. Life goes on, the economy goes on, nobody gets quarantined. https://mobile.twitter.com/realdonal...27356314869761
I already am suspended from my job and they’re trying to suspend me from engaging in my regular lifestyle no doubt due to political bias! I’m feeling VERY persecuted right now.
Here’s the problem though, I said I feel fine and wish to continue doing my job as usual preventing terrorists from entering our country as I am vital to homeland security. Other TSA agents are getting lazy, an independent reports show they are missing 95% of concealed bombs and other weapons. ( https://www.vox.com/2016/5/17/116870...rport-security) on the other hand I’ll search every nook and cranny for dangerous items! Nothing gets past me!
My supervisor would not let me do it and ordered me to stay home!! Can you believe it? As if that wasn’t bad enough the doctor recommended I stay in self-quarantine. Fortunately, I found out the doctor cannot legally hold me there against my will and I left against the doctor’s advice.
Besides which, I’m not even certain I’m really infected. I feel fine! For all I know this could just be a liberal hoax to get me to stay at home and prevent me from campaigning on behalf of Trump so Democrats can steal an election.
I see myself like Daniel in the Lion pit and an example of the proof of the power of prayer! Danger may be all around me, but Jesus’s protection shield protects me from all harm! Daniel 6: 16-22 Prayer worked for me, so the way I see it, anybody who does suffer ill effects simply isn’t praying hard enough.
If on my golfing trips, or public preaching, or trips to restaurants, or otherwise going on in public other people suffer ill effects, it is their own fault due to their lack of faith. I’m not saying I’m trying to infect anybody, but why should I have to change my lifestyle to accommodate other’s woefully weak immune systems or faith? As our President said, tens of thousands of people die from the flu every year. Life goes on, the economy goes on, nobody gets quarantined. https://mobile.twitter.com/realdonal...27356314869761
I already am suspended from my job and they’re trying to suspend me from engaging in my regular lifestyle no doubt due to political bias! I’m feeling VERY persecuted right now.
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