[Sally Paulson]

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tell people how to wash their hands properly - make a dance out of it. Give people something entertaining enough that they aren't tempted to go outside.

I regret saying this. They have taken my idea and used to create borderline pornography. DONOTGOOGLE!

On the other hand, hazmat suits are not very revealing. A good modest hazmat suit with a matching purse SHOULD be the latest fashion statement, but it turns out the liberal elite would rather die than give up their sluttery.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Re: What is Coronapanic? What does Panic mean? Examples of panic.

A good modest hazmat suit with a matching purse SHOULD be the latest fashion statement

Sister Sally, I think I have identified at least part of the problem here. Why oh why oh why do they only come in such a limited range of colors? They are mostly either white - so impractical for the busy wife and mother - or a shade of yellow even more virulent than the virus. Nobody looks good in that.

Is there any reason not to make them in a delicate shade of, say, powder blue or one of the subtler pinks? And a embossed-effect fabric would add interest to the garment. This is probably a question for Sister Mitza.

[Sally Paulson]

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Here’s Obama panicking, and there wasn’t even a plague yet!

[Johny Joe Hold]

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When this is over, and the last sinner dies from the virus, we will see several new statues built of Touchdown Jesus: