A new game

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

I'm not fully up to date with what the kids are doing on the streets these days, but inspiration strikes and you have to get it down while you see the vision.

Picture the scene: you're a cop. You're basically a hero, a tried and trusted warrior in battle. You've been assigned to do a job by the President of the United States himself - he has information that there are demonestic terrorists in Portland, OR that have a suitcase nuke. They threaten to detonate it unless you stop them.

Your mission is to get into Portland discreetly in a white van, overcome the fake protest moms in the middle of the night, infiltrate the real criminals to find their leader, and call in ICE. If you fail, the Democrats will defund your military unit.

[WWJDnow]

Re: A new game

This sounds like an exciting game. But it sounds like a Godly game, not Satan's entertainment. Just imagine, you play as an unidentified Federal agent who is charged with protecting our federal buildings and monuments from the animals who are protesting for equal rights. You might need to bash in a few heads or ship a few malcontent US citizens off to Gitmo to keep our suburban women and children and our traditional Christian way of life safe. Jesus would approve! I may need to upgrade from my 286 machine to a 386 machine so I can play it.

It makes you wonder, though--how can we be sure the Antifa terrorists and Minority Anarchist Agitators we are currently at war with DON'T have suitcase nukes? I hope that some of our good Pastors, with their excellent connections to the Trump administration, have some intelligence on this. The only person who is smart and stable enough for me to trust with nuclear weapons is President Donald Trump.

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Re: A new game

Bonus level: after you have successfully destabilized Portland, a contagion takes over and cities around the country topple to ©Freedom loving patriots. The last hold-out is Washington DC.

Due to your loyalty to the President and excellent marksmanship, you are selected to lead a raid into the swamp and clean out all the vermin. Will you be the one to hoist the Dixie flag and reclaim America?

[Isabella White]

Re: A new game

This sounds like an exciting game. But it sounds like a Godly game, not Satan's entertainment.

Oh, my; yes, indeed, dear Brother Now! I do agree, and I think that if our -sent President Trump ordered the van to go into the city, then our beloved President was doing it because it was ordered by the , self. And, since this would be the work of the , then I have no doubt that He would send one of blessed angels to oversee the job. And that part could make the mission a bit less discreet, especially when the Demonrat supporters will be tipped off that something is happening. However, with the angel of the present, I have no fear that anything could go amiss.

Psalm 91:11 "For he shall give his angels charge over thee, to keep thee in all thy ways."

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Re: A new game

A little help please, aim not sure where to go from here, should we call ICE?

I believe the original post said: "Your mission is to get into Portland discreetly in a white van, overcome the fake protest moms in the middle of the night, infiltrate the real criminals to find their leader, and call in ICE."

If only you had read to the end of the sentence, we could have avoided the effort of writing a separate post on the topic and more importantly saved some of God's precious bandwidth on this His most favored website.

[Philemon]

Re: A new game

Minority Anarchist Agitators

Shouldn't that be Minority Anarchist Great Agitators? Is that this MAGA I've been hearing about all the time?


yic,


Phil