[handmaiden]

Re: Victim of altarboy abuse

While we are on the subject of Catholic wardrobes, have you noticed that no matter how fancy the occasion the nuns wear the plainest clothes?

All the frills and fripperies are reserved for the men. The ladies are instructed to cut their hair short and don sensible shoes.


And they wonder why there is so much homosexual sin in their ranks?

[Uncle Rutherford]

Re: Victim of altarboy abuse

I wonder if Uncle Rutherford needs an assistant to help clean Pastor Zeke's sewer pipes. Victim could gain some credibility doing that.

I would never ask for help as that would cause an unnecessary financial burden on M̶a̶s̶t̶e̶r̶ Pastor Ezekiel. I am sure that if he was unhappy with the progress made on his pipes that he would call for backup on his own blessed accord.

Unrelated, but wouldn’t a Catholic priest in the vicinity of his home also create unrest among the Filipino house boys?

[Isabella White]

Re: Victim of altarboy abuse

While we are on the subject of Catholic wardrobes, have you noticed that no matter how fancy the occasion the nuns wear the plainest clothes?

All the frills and fripperies are reserved for the men. The ladies are instructed to cut their hair short and don sensible shoes.

And they wonder why there is so much homosexual sin in their ranks?

Yes, I have noticed this, about the nuns wearing such bland, nondescript clothing, dear Sister Handmaiden. It's worth noting that while they are forced to wear such boring clothing (which, undoubtedly, they must make by hand, from fabric that they must supply), their priestly menfolk are wearing very colorful, lavish, flamboyant outfits:



And, why, oh why, would anybody want to be cloistered away in some nunnery? I suppose if one likes gardening and tending to patches of parsley and thyme, then living there might not be an issue. But, it does seem like the nuns rarely have a moment of joy -- with the expressions on their faces matching their drab dresses -- except for the odd occasion when they come together, as in the video clip below.

Now, you will notice that this "religious retreat", or whatever they're calling it, is nothing other than an excuse for lesbeanese women to get together, for a "pick up" meeting. Notice the way they are leering at each other, trying to lure one another into their secretive den of iniquity!

[handmaiden]

Re: Victim of altarboy abuse

Are all the priests in the upper photo former waiters? Their hats look just like fancy folded napkins!

[Isabella White]

Re: Victim of altarboy abuse

Are all the priests in the upper photo former waiters? Their hats look just like fancy folded napkins!

Oh, yes; I think so, dear Sister. Indeed, those hats do look like fancy, folded napkins -- just the type one would expect when having dinner at one of those ritzy, New York hotels. And, isn't it nice that one of the bishops has so kindly described how they make their hats?

Goodness, those priests do have a vast array of costumes, don't they? I rather like the chic pillbox hats that their cardinals wear. The one in the photograph below looks it could be used for take-out portions from a Chinese restaurant. Imagine placing an order, and then having this used to contain one's Moo Goo Gai Pan!