Muslims now own Nintendo, what does this mean for Christians?

[Romeo Rovagnati]

Greetings Americans.

In the recent news, it happened that the Prince of the Saudi Royal Crown (a regime known for hating God-fearing Christians) has recently bought Nintendo, the company known for the console which switches your sexuality.


Here is the article.


What Christians already know is that the Switch is now even more dangerous than ever, since it is very likely to explode in your hands while you are playing the sequel of Zelda that will never come out.

If there is a good thing is that we at least won't see anymore bidimensional girls with big breasts on that console. Gays won't be present anymore either.

[Didymus Much]

Re: Muslims now own Nintendo, what does this mean for Christians?

...If there is a good thing is that we at least won't see anymore bidimensional [lolwut? -ed.] girls with big breasts on that console...

There will be plenty. They'll just give them pointy ears and call them djinn (wink wink).

...Gays won't be present anymore either.

Bad guys? Hello??

[Unfalsifiable]

Re: Muslims now own Nintendo, what does this mean for Christians?

Flying horses with human faces, Djinn Faeries dancing about, a sex crazed harem lusting warlord as the main character...


I don't think the video gaming industry is going to change.