Re: Obi-Wank Kenobi - Just Another Disney Series Mocking God or a Slight Improvement?
I just watched and prayed over Episode 4, "A New Hope" of the unbearable Obi-Wank Saga. A promising title for the episode and, indeed, at first things are going very well. The Obi-Wank heretic is almost dead but the evil forces of a "Baccarat tank" or something resurrect him and he goes on a rampage.
![](https://www.lastmovieoutpost.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/06/obi_wan_3_review_bacta.jpg)
The Christian Empire has meanwhile rescued the uppity girl called Leia Al-Deran (an Arabic name? A former Muslim? No-one knows) and are trying to turn her to the side of Law and Order. With some well-timed corporeal punishment (Proverbs 29:15) but unfortunately the Obi-Wank heretic and a treacherous woman (Ecclesiastes 7:26) intervene and kidnap her again, use conjuring and witchcraft (Deuteronomy 18:10) to drown many of Jesus's Soldiers. Even the hero, Mr. Vader comes to rescue too late and the criminals escape. Meanwhile, I also searched for some background information about this Star Struck Universe, and was able to unravel an interesting piece of information. Mr. Vader is not only a faithful follower of God and President Trump: HE IS ALSO A RECOVERING HOMERSEXUAL GAY SODOMITE! Glory! His former name was Analkin Skywanker - a clear indication that the Jedi are an organization, whose main aim is to seduce young Caucasian youth into anal sodomy.
Revelation 2:5
Remember therefore from whence thou art fallen, and repent, and do the first works; or else I will come unto thee quickly, and will remove thy candlestick out of his place, except thou repent.
Verily, Jesus loves Mr. Vader as a Repenting™ sinner and will come unto him quickly. Meanwhile, it seems that the story will go on and on... I'll be updating the situation irregularly. The next Episode is called "The Empire Strikes on the Back" and I am expecting cameos by Jesus, Pastor Zeke and President Trump any episode now!
![](https://i0.wp.com/culturageek.com.ar/wp-content/uploads/2022/06/Obi-Wan-Kenobi-episodio-4-www.culturageek.com_.ar-2.jpg?resize=696%2C361&ssl=1)
PS: A nice detail that gives me NEW HOPE. Based on the confusing image above, there is apparently open carry in the Empire!
I just watched and prayed over Episode 4, "A New Hope" of the unbearable Obi-Wank Saga. A promising title for the episode and, indeed, at first things are going very well. The Obi-Wank heretic is almost dead but the evil forces of a "Baccarat tank" or something resurrect him and he goes on a rampage.
![](https://www.lastmovieoutpost.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/06/obi_wan_3_review_bacta.jpg)
The Christian Empire has meanwhile rescued the uppity girl called Leia Al-Deran (an Arabic name? A former Muslim? No-one knows) and are trying to turn her to the side of Law and Order. With some well-timed corporeal punishment (Proverbs 29:15) but unfortunately the Obi-Wank heretic and a treacherous woman (Ecclesiastes 7:26) intervene and kidnap her again, use conjuring and witchcraft (Deuteronomy 18:10) to drown many of Jesus's Soldiers. Even the hero, Mr. Vader comes to rescue too late and the criminals escape. Meanwhile, I also searched for some background information about this Star Struck Universe, and was able to unravel an interesting piece of information. Mr. Vader is not only a faithful follower of God and President Trump: HE IS ALSO A RECOVERING HOMERSEXUAL GAY SODOMITE! Glory! His former name was Analkin Skywanker - a clear indication that the Jedi are an organization, whose main aim is to seduce young Caucasian youth into anal sodomy.
Revelation 2:5
Remember therefore from whence thou art fallen, and repent, and do the first works; or else I will come unto thee quickly, and will remove thy candlestick out of his place, except thou repent.
Verily, Jesus loves Mr. Vader as a Repenting™ sinner and will come unto him quickly. Meanwhile, it seems that the story will go on and on... I'll be updating the situation irregularly. The next Episode is called "The Empire Strikes on the Back" and I am expecting cameos by Jesus, Pastor Zeke and President Trump any episode now!
![](https://i0.wp.com/culturageek.com.ar/wp-content/uploads/2022/06/Obi-Wan-Kenobi-episodio-4-www.culturageek.com_.ar-2.jpg?resize=696%2C361&ssl=1)
PS: A nice detail that gives me NEW HOPE. Based on the confusing image above, there is apparently open carry in the Empire!
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