Oh lord, my soul needs saving

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Over the years, my life has been changing. Obviously for the worse since I'm here seeking help.

The most obvious change is in my wardrobe. Its gotten increasingly more and more dark. Literally! black pants, black longsleeve shirts, even a few black facemasks, black belts, black socks, the only thing I wear that's not black are my straw and wooden sandals.

But this is not the worst of it my friends. oh no, I used to sneak out of my house, almost every night, wearing this all black apparel, and carrying all manner of weapons into the night. I could go on for hours detailing the events of those nights. But I've been trying to stop, it's hard, that's all.

Every so often, I catch myself meditating, writing Haiku, or climbing trees to get a better vantage point. And when I see waterfalls, I almost can't resist the urge to sit under them.

Its gotten worse, and thankfully yesterday I had an intervention from my friends. One of them directed me to this site to get some help for my problem.
Did I come to the right place?

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Oh lord, my soul needs saving

That depends. Are you serious about wanting to give up gothtard emo sodomy or are you just here to mock us?

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Oh lord, my soul needs saving

Over the years, my life has been changing. Obviously for the worse since I'm here seeking help.

The most obvious change is in my wardrobe. Its gotten increasingly more and more dark. Literally! black pants, black longsleeve shirts, even a few black facemasks...

Any black gasmasks?

Every so often, I catch myself meditating, writing Haiku, or climbing trees to get a better vantage point. And when I see waterfalls, I almost can't resist the urge to sit under them.

Have you tried sticking your head under them?

[Magikarp]

Re: Oh lord, my soul needs saving

Over the years, my life has been changing. Obviously for the worse since I'm here seeking help.

The most obvious change is in my wardrobe. Its gotten increasingly more and more dark. Literally! black pants, black longsleeve shirts, even a few black facemasks, black belts, black socks, the only thing I wear that's not black are my straw and wooden sandals.

But this is not the worst of it my friends. oh no, I used to sneak out of my house, almost every night, wearing this all black apparel, and carrying all manner of weapons into the night. I could go on for hours detailing the events of those nights. But I've been trying to stop, it's hard, that's all.

Every so often, I catch myself meditating, writing Haiku, or climbing trees to get a better vantage point. And when I see waterfalls, I almost can't resist the urge to sit under them.

Its gotten worse, and thankfully yesterday I had an intervention from my friends. One of them directed me to this site to get some help for my problem.
Did I come to the right place?

You shoulda picked a less obvious name.

[VictoryOS]

Re: Oh lord, my soul needs saving

You shoulda picked a less obvious name.

12-year-olds. Subtlety escapes them.