[Off Base]

Re: MY DENTIST IS A DYKE! WHAT SHOULD I DO?

The boy can't help it if he's big-boned. Why are you so hateful?

Yeah. Big-boned.
I've seen big boned. He isn't big boned. He reminds me of a few dozen "Yo mama so fat" jokes. He's just fat. F-A-T, fat!

Yes, he can help being fat. He can diet. What a shocker! He can stop eating a dozen jelly donuts for breakfast every day and washing them down with gravy! He can stop shelling out $50 a day at McDonalds! He could get off his fat ass and actually exercize! Wow! What an idea!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Yeah. Big-boned.
I've seen big boned. He isn't big boned. He reminds me of a few dozen "Yo mama so fat" jokes. He's just fat. F-A-T, fat!

Yes, he can help being fat. He can diet. What a shocker! He can stop eating a dozen jelly donuts for breakfast every day and washing them down with gravy! He can stop shelling out $50 a day at McDonalds! He could get off his fat ass and actually exercize! Wow! What an idea!

Brothers and sisters in Christ: See here the pure unbridled hatred that spews forth from the unsaved scum who come here to persecute us. They shout curses and point their knobbly fingers at US (God's chosen!) and cry "intolerance" and "bigotry" when in fact THEY are the ones who offer nothing but hate, hate and more hate.

Thank God I'm a loving Christian. Glory!!

[Off Base]

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Brothers and sisters in Christ: See here the pure unbridled hatred that spews forth from the unsaved scum who come here to persecute us. They shout curses and point their knobbly fingers at US (God's chosen!) and cry "intolerance" and "bigotry" when in fact THEY are the ones who offer nothing but hate, hate and more hate.

Thank God I'm a loving Christian. Glory!!

Yeah, what can I say; I hate fat.

Anyway, back to the topic, from the looks of Asshat here, I would guess that she is straight and simply isn't attracted to someone who has bigger breasts than her (even if they are big, saggy, cheesburger induced man-boobs).

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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Watch your language. This is a family board.

[Off Base]

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Watch your language. This is a family board.

I'm sorry. What would you like me to call them?

I've seen several of the True Christians™ call them "dirty pillows." Can I say a**hat has big, nasty, man dirty pillows?

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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I'm sorry. What would you like me to call them?

I've seen several of the True Christians™ call them "dirty pillows." Can I say a**hat has big, nasty, man dirty pillows?

That works, as does "chesticular naughty parts" or "Eve's chest apples".

[Off Base]

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That works, as does "chesticular naughty parts" or "Eve's chest apples".

So many long terms for such a simple organ.

I know a guy who refers to them as "chesticles." Would that be acceptable? It's much shorter and simpler!

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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So many long terms for such a simple organ.

I know a guy who refers to them as "chesticles." Would that be acceptable? It's much shorter and simpler!

That's an obvious disgusting pun! You ought to be ashamed of yourself!

[Off Base]

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That's an obvious disgusting pun! You ought to be ashamed of yourself!

I have no shame.

What I do have is a crude sense of humor.

[SUV]

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use some type of creative spelling instead of typing the poo word on HIS favorite forum.

Sister Beverly Sutphin used to really Hate the "brown word" too, Mother Glynndie.



Coincidentally, her Husband was a dentist too!

[Old Iron Crotch]

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I think it would be best to use some type of creative spelling instead of typing the poo word on HIS favorite forum. Perhaps you should try the & symbol instead of the "s". As far as Mr. A&&hat and his concern about his dentist "holing" up with another gal, he has every right to be concerned. There's no telling what Mr. A&&hat might catch while his teeth are being drilled by an L-bo dentist. They carry AIDS, herpes, and crotch crickets at an alarming rate. HELPFUL MOTHER GLENDORA

Acually lesbians have the LOWEST rate of STD infections.

And crickets don't live in people's crotches.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Acually lesbians have the LOWEST rate of STD infections.

And crickets don't live in people's crotches.

Says you.

[Glendora Christianson]

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Acually lesbians have the LOWEST rate of STD infections.

And crickets don't live in people's crotches.

Crotch Cricket is a family friendly term for CRABS! Are you happy now!

[SUV]

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Crotch Cricket is a family friendly term for CRABS! Are you happy now!

I am never going to Red Lobster again!

[Brother_Percy]

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Acually lesbians have the LOWEST rate of STD infections.

Trash and nonsense! Everyone here knows that AIDS is a GAY DISEASE !