Brand Name Shampoos: A Homosexual/Whorish Enitity?

[Satan Is THAT bad]

If you look at the current brand name shampoo commercials in the media you will notice several things:

1. The person is almost always naked, on TELEVISION.
2. The person is often seen rubbing the shampoo through their hair like a filthy sex-craving whore. They are in ecstasy from shampooing their hair. Note: Link. There are so many dirty sexual references.
3. Sometimes in some commercials the woman/man encounter another person and glare at each other with lustful eyes which convey the same message to most viewers: fornication.

My question to you fellow soldiers of the strife force is that should we feel ashamed in purchasing these shampoos? Can we just not use normal wholesome hand soap to clean our hair? Do we really need to support these shampoos that advertise their product in such a sexual way in the media?

Head&Shoulders is the urine of Lucifer, in my opinion.

[Bob the Reviver]

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I must mention the Axe spray, their commercial may look heterosexual but I assure you the users of the product are not. One time I was driving down the street I saw 2 mexicans dousing themselves with the spray then using stick deodorant, no doubt to hide drug scent. But they shared the stick! Not only is that unclean but it is also disgusting. I would not doubt it if the two shared sinful birth control devices either.

[Satan Is THAT bad]

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I must mention the Axe spray, their commercial may look heterosexual but I assure you the users of the product are not. One time I was driving down the street I saw 2 mexicans dousing themselves with the spray then using stick deodorant, no doubt to hide drug scent. But they shared the stick! Not only is that unclean but it is also disgusting. I would not doubt it if the two shared sinful birth control devices either.

How can they share it if they use it on each other? Sex balloons (aka condoms) are used by homosexuals as well!

I should have mentioned AXE in my original post. It must have the same effects on gay males as it does on whorish women as it shows in the commercials.

[angels]

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the adverts you talk of,show people using a product,trying to sell a product,making it look inviting....it isn't advertising whorish behaviour..the models used are trying to advertise how good the stuff is.....
it's the same as chocolate adverts or even bed adverts......

[Satan Is THAT bad]

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the adverts you talk of,show people using a product,trying to sell a product,making it look inviting....it isn't advertising whorish behaviour..the models used are trying to advertise how good the stuff is.....
it's the same as chocolate adverts or even bed adverts......

Yeah, okay. SURE. Next you're going to be telling me iPod commercials and that old dancing man from Six Flags doesn't support homosexuality as well.

Here's a little Fun Fact: Six Flags sounds like Sex Fags. Obviously gay.

::shakes his head::

[angels]

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Yeah, okay. SURE. Next you're going to be telling me iPod commercials and that old dancing man from Six Flags doesn't support homosexuality as well.

Here's a little Fun Fact: Six Flags sounds like Sex Fags. Obviously gay.

::shakes his head::

How did you come up with that?.

[angels]

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There is a shampoo commercial using a model standing half naked in a waterfall. Now I would normally not take any notice, but this time I actually have learned and understood exactly what this thread is all about.
The lady is there with her body on show, and a naughty look in her eye. It's as if the devil is inside her.
To my thinking, there are boys and men watching that, and she is being used as a temptation. A tool of satan himself.
So in destroying my pathetic original arguments on this. Yes. Yes. Yes. This advert was promoting whorish and extremely Un Godly behaviour.

[Bill Proper]

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I only want to know what Shampoo Michael Jackson used because he went from having curly afro pubic hair to having lusciously brilliant beautiful shiny straight hair, but then maybe it was all the young boys in his shower that straighten things out for him.

[Old Man Hatchet]

Re: Brand Name Shampoos: A Homosexual/Whorish Enitity?

If you look at the current brand name shampoo commercials in the media you will notice several things:

1. The person is almost always naked, on TELEVISION.
2. The person is often seen rubbing the shampoo through their hair like a filthy sex-craving whore. They are in ecstasy from shampooing their hair. Note: Link. There are so many dirty sexual references.
3. Sometimes in some commercials the woman/man encounter another person and glare at each other with lustful eyes which convey the same message to most viewers: fornication.

My question to you fellow soldiers of the strife force is that should we feel ashamed in purchasing these shampoos? Can we just not use normal wholesome hand soap to clean our hair? Do we really need to support these shampoos that advertise their product in such a sexual way in the media?

Head&Shoulders is the urine of Lucifer, in my opinion.

I have already addressed this issue here. Next time try searching the forums, cretin, to make certain your topic hasn't been previously discussed. Here is the original post in all of its glory:


Gentlemen, I am sick of being assaulted by provocative shampoo commercials. They invariably feature naked women massaging and stroking their hair in the shower. Obviously the purpose of these commercials is to titillate and subvert True Christian™ men. Here is an example:

I am a chaste man. For all of my many years, I have maintained a virtuous, irreproachable, rapture-ready tallywacker. I'm not about to be undone by a shampoo advertisement. This one features a woman with bare shoulders who uses the word "tingles":

Most shampoo manufacturers are in league with Satan, and their sinister goal is to beguile decent menfolk into performing self-gratification. Giving women lustrous locks is incidental.

These newfangled "color lotions" are equally dangerous:

Stay strong, men. And by strong, I mean flaccid. Do not allow these commercials to taint your souls and possibly your trousers.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I know more than one man has lost his wife to the degeneracy being subtly pushed in this commercial.