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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78551
    #46
    Re: What's for Lunch?

    Originally posted by Kitchen Keepin View Post
    I'll scrub this oven before starting Mr. Keeper's din din!!

    Damn lady! Did you rip the door off that thing!?
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • James Hutchins
        True Christian™
        Just a Regular Nice Guy
         
        • Jun 2009
        • 29433
        #47
        Re: What's for Lunch?

        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
        Damn lady! Did you rip the door off that thing!?
        I think it makes it easier to kneel and get her entire head in. The funny part is that it is an electric stove, not gas.
        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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          • Bjorn Jensen
            True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • Apr 2012
            • 2355
            #48
            Re: What's for Lunch?

            What's for lunch?

            THIS:

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              • Deaner
                Christ's Love Messenger
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 5932
                #49
                Re: What's for Lunch?

                Originally posted by Felicity View Post
                My mother always says to keep scrubbing until my hands bleed.
                And such a good girl you are.

                Do you know why your feet are so much smaller than a man's sweet one?

                God made them that way so you can get closer to the sink. Christ loves you in your innocence child.

                Do you feel like giving Uncle Deaner a foot rub?

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                  • Kitchen Keepin
                    Forum Member
                    Forum Member
                    • Apr 2012
                    • 137
                    #50
                    Re: What's for Lunch?

                    This should keep Mr. Keeper nice and cool til bedtime!!

                    Are you Washed in the Blood of the Lamb?

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                      • Kitchen Keepin
                        Forum Member
                        Forum Member
                        • Apr 2012
                        • 137
                        #51
                        Re: What's for Lunch?

                        Since I'm pretty sure sewing is forbidden on today, The LORD's Day, I'll get right on this tomorrow

                        Are you Washed in the Blood of the Lamb?

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                          • Feminine Fyre
                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                            • Jun 2012
                            • 1
                            #52
                            Re: What's for Lunch?

                            Originally posted by Kitchen Keepin View Post
                            Since I'm pretty sure sewing is forbidden on today, The LORD's Day, I'll get right on this tomorrow

                            Those are some excellent sewing tips! I'll have to keep those tips in mind tomorrow morning.

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                              • Pastor Ezekiel
                                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                 
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 78551
                                #53
                                Re: What's for Lunch?

                                Originally posted by Feminine Fyre View Post
                                Those are some excellent sewing tips! I'll have to keep those tips in mind tomorrow morning.
                                Since when do lesbian perverts sew?
                                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                  • Kitchen Keepin
                                    Forum Member
                                    Forum Member
                                    • Apr 2012
                                    • 137
                                    #54
                                    Re: What's for Lunch?

                                    the FOURTH is coming up, and what's more All-American than SPAM?

                                    Are you Washed in the Blood of the Lamb?

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                                      • Mistress Cookie
                                        Petite pearl of Baptist womanhood
                                        True Christian™
                                        • Jul 2008
                                        • 6790
                                        #55
                                        Re: What's for Lunch?

                                        There's a recent -- yet still vital! -- widower who moved in down the street, and I wanted to make something different and "exotic" for him, as I knew all the other ladies would just be dropping off boring old casseroles, etc.

                                        I haven't heard back yet (?)
                                        .
                                        Attached Files

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                                          • Kitchen Keepin
                                            Forum Member
                                            Forum Member
                                            • Apr 2012
                                            • 137
                                            #56
                                            Re: What's for Lunch?

                                            I feel so naughty when I use "deviled" ham!!

                                            Are you Washed in the Blood of the Lamb?

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                                              • Levi Jones
                                                Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                                                Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                                                Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                                                 
                                                • Jul 2009
                                                • 13930
                                                #57
                                                Re: What's for Lunch?

                                                I know where I'm going for lunch this afternoon.

                                                Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                                                  • Kitchen Keepin
                                                    Forum Member
                                                    Forum Member
                                                    • Apr 2012
                                                    • 137
                                                    #58
                                                    Re: What's for Lunch?

                                                    We keep our dinners close to the great Hereafter!!


                                                    Are you Washed in the Blood of the Lamb?

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                                                      • Kitchen Keepin
                                                        Forum Member
                                                        Forum Member
                                                        • Apr 2012
                                                        • 137
                                                        #59
                                                        Re: What's for Lunch?

                                                        Mr. Keeper will be home for lunch any minute!!

                                                        Are you Washed in the Blood of the Lamb?

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                                                          • Kitchen Keepin
                                                            Forum Member
                                                            Forum Member
                                                            • Apr 2012
                                                            • 137
                                                            #60
                                                            Re: What's for Lunch?

                                                            A nice cool Lunch for Mr. Keeper today. He just laps up ANYTHING that smells like fresh salmon!!

                                                            Are you Washed in the Blood of the Lamb?

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