[Gilbert Beilschmidt]

Re: What is Fap?

Men??? More like unruly heartless beasts not single fuck is given on this day ;D I posted ;D you just dont want your butthurt selves to accept that someone like me could ever be right be afraid lovies for I beleive

[Gilbert Beilschmidt]

Re: What is Fap?

For I believe in no god of yours ;D

[Deaner]

Re: What is Fap?

Men??? More like unruly heartless beasts not single piffle is given on this day ;D I posted ;D you just dont want your butthurt selves to accept that someone like me could ever be right be afraid lovies for I beleive

So what you're really saying is you're a dyke who can't spell or has any grammar skills?

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: What is Fap?

Men??? More like unruly heartless beasts not single piffle is given on this day ;D I posted ;D you just dont want your butthurt selves to accept that someone like me could ever be right be afraid lovies for I beleive

For I believe in no god of yours ;D

Why is it these anime queers always resort to potty language?



(Matthew 15:11) "Not that which goeth into the mouth defileth a man; but that which cometh out of the mouth, this defileth a man."

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Gilbert Beilschmidt]

Re: What is Fap?

WAR IS UNMORAL GAYS ARE FABULOUS

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: What is Fap?

Men??? More like unruly heartless beasts not single piffle is given on this day ;D I posted ;D you just dont want your butthurt selves to accept that someone like me could ever be right be afraid lovies for I beleive

This doesn't even make sense, Missy. I think masturbation has driven you mad.

[Tommy the aussie poof]

Re: What is Fap?

This doesn't even make sense, Missy. I think masturbation has driven you mad.

I agree, it is proven that a womens brain is smaller than a mans brain which makes women less smart and inferior to men

[carlos_atheist]

Re: What is Fap?

Since you asked a question without any sarcasm attatched I feel it would be kind to answer your question truthfully. Please don't take offence in what "Fap" means, don't kill the messenger.
"Fap" is a modern slang used to say "Masturbate". Again, don't kill the mesenger. You asked, I answered.

Of course what was the contest in which the word fell? It may have been an acronym, but if it was like:
"I fap for Sarah Palin",
It obviousely ment something not "nice".
Don't kill the messenger.
You asked, I gave you an answer. Once again, can you explicitly say what the context was in which the word was used?

Nice my friend, i wanted to tell her the truth as well XP

[carlos_atheist]

Re: What is Fap?

Urban dictionary is nothing but a conglomeration of atheists. As such it cannot be trusted. "Fapping" was clearly a childish attempt to embarrass the sweet and courageous Ellen Fapper, who Brother Helge had already introduced into this thread.

...fapping is masturbating idiot we dont know who the hell ellen fapper is...
Its just the slang from children nowadays, im 14 and i fap an i wont go to hell, u wanna know why? BECAUSE THERE IS NO HELL ow and btw im gay so now u hate me even thoug you dont know me

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: What is Fap?

we dont know who the hell ellen fapper is...

When you see text in a different color (blue), that is called a "link" in computer-lingo. You simply bring your curser (the little arrow on your screen) over the blue word, and click on your mouse. That will bring you immediately to the webpage that explains exactly who Ellen Fapper is.

[Didymus Much]

Re: What is Fap?

...fapping is masturbating idiot...

Are you now going to claim that three letter words in English have only one possible meaning? Ever hear of a thing called a synonym? Better get busy writing to the people who put dictionaries together that they've been all wrong.

... we dont know who the hell ellen fapper is...

If you'd read the entire thread (like any polite person would do so that they'd know they weren't retreading the same tired ground that's been covered HUNDREDS OF TIMES BEFORE and wasting a lot of people's time), you'd now know who Ellen Fapper was, and wouldn't be quite as ignorant as when you arrived here.

...Its just the slang from children nowadays, im 14...

So you lied when you registered and hit the checkbox that says, "I am over 18". Why should anyone listen to or believe another word you say?

... and i fap an i wont go to hell, u wanna know why? BECAUSE THERE IS NO HELL...

Prove it, and just this once, you don't have to use Scripture to do so.

... ow and btw im gay so now u hate me even thoug you dont know me

Nobody here hates you, even though you've been rude, ignorant, and hate-filled from the beginning. God does hate you, though (according to the Bible).

[catholic user]

Re: What is Fap?

To fap is to *** CENSORED ***. It is a joke refrence to the sound of *** CENSORED *** .

[Didymus Much]

Re: What is Fap?

To fap is to *** CENSORED ***. It is a joke refrence to the sound of *** CENSORED *** .

If you're not going to be polite enough to READ THE FARGING THREAD, at least read the post above yours, k?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: What is Fap?

To fap is to worship Jesus' dead mother.

Thank you, that's good to know. I can see this being a very useful word!

To use it in a sentence: "Catholics are going to Hell because they fap instead of praying to Jesus."

Right?

"I can't stand the sound of all those Catholics fapping at their Wednesday evening mass. Why must they fap so loudly? God is already angry enough with them!"

"Father Flanagan led the altar boys in fapping (to show a proper example of Catholic God-mockery) as the disgusting gay pride parade went by."

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: What is Fap?

"Catholics are going to Hell because they fap instead of praying to Jesus."

Awesome. The question has finally been answered once and for all. I can now close this thread.