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  • Chinese Flying Robots Headed This Way!

    The sneaky yellow slants are at it again, Brothers and sisters, and this time they've got satan on their side!

    Japanese Ministry of Self-Defense shows off a flying sphere robot (w/ video)

    Researchers working with the Japanese Ministry of Self-Defense have created what they claim is the worlds first completely spherical flying robot. The robot, which has roughly the same dimensions as a soccer ball, is able to travel at speeds of up to 40 miles per hour, or hover in the general area of a stable spot such as a hallway.

    If the robot is tumbled to the ground, or swatted by someone with wants to toy with it, the bot will roll to absorb the impact and prevent as much damage as possible. This same trick works on other surfaces, should the robot bounce into walls, fixtures on the walls or anyone who happens to be in the room. Though, at this stage the robot cannot apologize for this breach of etiquette, which in Japan is an important detail.



    Navigation for this robot is achieved with a single propeller that gives the device thrust. The device also features a set of eight wings that give the sphere its control and directionality. The robot cannot currently any extra weight, but it does have spaces where a camera or other sensors could be mounted. The robots do not have autonomy protocols at this time, but that may happen in the future.

    The robots cost about $1000 to produce per unit, which is extremely inexpensive when you consider that some robotics programs can cost thousands or even millions of dollars. If you want to find one on your own, you are going to have to take the trip to Japan and find the bots yourself.
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    Re: Chinese Flying Robots Headed This Way!

    Those piss-colored bastards will stop at NOTHING to spread their message of hate throughout the world. Why can't they be satisfied with just doing typical chinaman stuff like ironing shirts and building railroads?

    Yours in Christ,

    Z. Smyth
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      Re: Chinese Flying Robots Headed This Way!

      Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
      Those piss-colored bastards will stop at NOTHING to spread their message of hate throughout the world. Why can't they be satisfied with just doing typical chinaman stuff like ironing shirts and building railroads?

      Yours in Christ,

      Z. Smyth
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      Let's not be too hasty here, Brother.

      Even though she was talking gook throughout the report and I couldn't understand a single word, just watching that thing whirling around gave me an idea.

      If the DOF could get its hands on some of those, attach video cameras to them, and turn them loose in all the public toilets here in Freehold, Sheriff Richards could monitor all those places and watch for queers.

      I would volunteer my law clerks, Dolly and Dotty Dingle, to monitor the ones we use in women's rest rooms to watch out for lezbeans (I will spell them when they're on coffee breaks).

      I suspect Brother Hutchins could also use these things in his fields to look for any "lazy messicans" (ah, but I repeat myself).
      The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court

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        Re: Chinese Flying Robots Headed This Way!

        I can actually see some potential here.

        As with all inventions, if America can take this and find a way to add guns to it, we'll have yet another useful and ingenious product of American ingenuity!
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          Re: Chinese Flying Robots Headed This Way!

          Originally posted by HTannor View Post
          Let's not be too hasty here, Brother.

          Even though she was talking gook throughout the report and I couldn't understand a single word, just watching that thing whirling around gave me an idea.

          If the DOF could get its hands on some of those, attach video cameras to them, and turn them loose in all the public toilets here in Freehold, Sheriff Richards could monitor all those places and watch for queers.

          I would volunteer my law clerks, Dolly and Dotty Dingle, to monitor the ones we use in women's rest rooms to watch out for lezbeans (I will spell them when they're on coffee breaks).

          I suspect Brother Hutchins could also use these things in his fields to look for any "lazy messicans" (ah, but I repeat myself).
          Unfortuinately, they cannot carry any extra weight. So not stun gun or other armaments. I guess I'll have to continue to use my Sikorsky S-92 to do flybys. Though it would be nice to be in my cigar room home chapel, operating a remote drone from there.
          Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
          Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
          Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
          Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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            Re: Chinese Flying Robots Headed This Way!

            Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
            Unfortuinately, they cannot carry any extra weight. So not stun gun or other armaments.
            Perhaps a SIMcard (without the buttons necessary for a mobile 'phone handset but with the transceiver bit) would be not too heavy, and by calling its number some sort of homing device could be activated? By setting up "call forwarding" a single phone call could both activate the "target" and the "surprise" which would arrive within the second I'd have thought (depending on the size of your property, Mr Hutchins).

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              Re: Chinese Flying Robots Headed This Way!

              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
              The sneaky yellow slants are at it again, Brothers and sisters, and this time they've got satan on their side!
              Yellow slants? You've gotta be shitting me.
              Ezekiel 23:20: For she doted upon their paramours, whose flesh is as the flesh of asses, and whose issue is like the issue of horses.

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                Re: Chinese Flying Robots Headed This Way!

                Originally posted by cocoaslugs View Post
                Yellow slants? You've gotta be expletive deleted me.
                Idolatrous wretches are anathema to God, and fairly easily identified (by facial expression in this case).
                DEUTERONOMY 12
                3a
                overthrow their altars
                3b break their pillars
                3c burn their groves with fire
                3d hew down the graven images of their gods

                IMAGES SUCH AS THESE: . . . . . .



                4 Ye shall not do so unto the LORD your God.
                KJV


                Having migrated to many lands, especially over the last 200 years, listing them by nationality would consume too much space. God used a similar method:



                JUDGES 12
                4
                Then Jephthah gathered together all the men of Gilead, and fought with Ephraim: and the men of Gilead smote Ephraim, because they said, Ye Gileadites are fugitives of Ephraim among the Ephraimites, and among the Manassites.
                5 And the Gileadites took the passages of Jordan before the Ephraimites: and it was so, that when those Ephraimites which were escaped said, Let me go over; that the men of Gilead said unto him, Art thou an Ephraimite? If he said, Nay;
                6 Then said they unto him, Say now Shibboleth: and he said Sibboleth: for he could not frame to pronounce it right. Then they took him, and slew him at the passages of Jordan: and there fell at that time of the Ephraimites forty and two thousand.
                KJV


                Praise Jesus!




                Worshipping false gods, idols, is so grossly offensive.



                II CHRONICLES 15
                12
                And they entered into a covenant to seek the LORD God of their fathers with all their heart and with all their soul;
                13 That whosoever would not seek the LORD God of Israel should be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman.
                14 And they sware unto the LORD with a loud voice, and with shouting, and with trumpets, and with cornets.




                What heathen oriental has ever done that?


                15 And all Judah rejoiced at the oath: for they had sworn with all their heart, and sought him with their whole desire; and he was found of them: and the LORD gave them rest round about.
                KJV

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