[ChristianGamer2600]

Re: Modern Art: why does it all look like vaginas?

YOOOOOOOOOOO DOC IT LOOKS LIKE A VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ChristianGamer2600]

Re: Modern Art: why does it all look like vaginas?

YOOOOOOOOOOO IT LOOKS LIKE A WEINER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Modern Art: why does it all look like vaginas?

To what extent are you suggesting Picasso was dada?

[WWJDnow]

Re: Modern Art: why does it all look like vaginas?

Art is made by and bought by sodomites. Don't believe me? Just spend an hour in any art gallery. And what do sodomites want more than anything else? Vaginas.

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Re: Modern Art: why does it all look like vaginas?

Which is why women shouldn't be integrating in such a filthy scene, filled with innuendo and confusion.

Miss D., it's hardly a woman's place to say what a woman should and should not do.

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Re: Modern Art: why does it all look like vaginas?

I heard a new art concept has anyone heard of the Flemish vinkle? In the contemporary age, it is no longer vaginas that are dirigor in high art but trans men parts, isn't that horrible? It's hard to describe and no one wishes to think about such, but I presume it resembles a soggy McDonald's hotdog with soggy buns and a tiny wet Vienna wiener poking out. I cannot find examples, I've been very busy lately preparing to safely move to America, but if anyone sees such in art, please warn us all!!!

I'm sorry to hear you're too busy with the move to properly source your posts using appropriate imagery. Let me help you there with a google search. Is that the kind of thing you were talking about? Please be as detailed as possible in your response so as not to waste yet more of your time with unnecessary clarifications.

[Dana723]

Re: Modern Art: why does it all look like vaginas?

I heard a new art concept has anyone heard of the Flemish vinkle? In the contemporary age, it is no longer vaginas that are dirigor in high art but trans men parts, isn't that horrible? It's hard to describe and no one wishes to think about such, but I presume it resembles a soggy McDonald's hotdog with soggy buns and a tiny wet Vienna wiener poking out. I cannot find examples, I've been very busy lately preparing to safely move to America, but if anyone sees such in art, please warn us all!!!

Ms. C̶a̶n̶t̶o̶d̶e̶a̶ Domgaard, you seem awfully preoccupied with wieners. Does your elderly finance like hot dogs? I have a wonderful recipe for weens-n-gravy that my boys like.

[WWJDnow]

Re: Modern Art: why does it all look like vaginas?

I am having some trouble understanding this thread because, as a single Christian man, I've never seen a vagina (except the day I was born, but I don't remember that, which is good, because uncovering the nakedness of your mother is a sin).

Note to Unsaved Trash: Please don't post vagina pictures here to try to educate me. This is a Christian family values oriented forum. We do not want children who might visit this thread to learn that women have yukky vaginas.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Re: Modern Art: why does it all look like vaginas?

I am having some trouble understanding this thread because, as a single Christian man, I've never seen a vagina (except the day I was born, but I don't remember that, which is good, because uncovering the nakedness of your mother is a sin).

I don't think anyone without a speculum, a strong light and and an even stronger stomach has, Brother.

[WWJDnow]

Re: Modern Art: why does it all look like vaginas?

I don't think anyone without a speculum, a strong light and and an even stronger stomach has, Brother.

I just learned that my stomach isn't even strong enough to read about specula.

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Re: Modern Art: why does it all look like vaginas?

I just learned that my stomach isn't even strong enough to read about specula.

Is that some kind of art term - can you use it in a sentence?

[James Hutchins]

Re: Modern Art: why does it all look like vaginas?

I am of the firm belief that all art is pornographic because all so-called 'artists' are perverts. S-E-X is all they think about, it is very obvious to me. Every place a I look.

[WWJDnow]

Re: Modern Art: why does it all look like vaginas?

Is that some kind of art term - can you use it in a sentence?

As I understand it, specula are tools used that doctors insert into female lady-parts. I don't want to use one at all, in a sentence or otherwise.

[Martha Chump]

Re: Modern Art: why does it all look like vaginas?

I thought I should mention this. My good friend Candy-Lou forwarded this to my email today in a misguided attempt to inspire my day. When I opened it, I nearly fell off my chair. I thought I was staring at a POV image of inside a cooter queefing on a couple. I was about to lambast here on this inappropriate image.

I can see now on closer look, there's a candle (which at first I mistook for the love-button) and we are looking at a couple through the glow of the candle-light.


Still. Not a very inspiring image. Hmm

[Davi Sampaio]

Re: Modern Art: why does it all look like vaginas?

I can appreciate art, even some of the more racy and controversial ones like this one I bought from a local French artist that only cost me $2500. I think it's a parody on the gay lifestyle showing them trying to split the check at a restaurant. I can just hear the loud lispy voices proclaiming "I didn't have the sausage, I'm not paying for the sausage, HE had the sausage".




However, despite my real and deeply held attempts to accomodate modernist themes in art, I find more and more that it all containts the same thing:

Vaginas.


Vaginas.


Vaginas. Vaginas. Vaginas.


It's almost like everything anyone does nowadays is about vaginas. They can't get it out of their minds - they are sick, perverted people - putting representations of vaginas everywhere. There's no escape, it's like being taunted by the girls at the next school who wore their skirts unbelievably short and put on lipstick and made cruel comments to the fat kids who needed hormones. I mean, my point is it's not art like people are supposed to draw pictures of - why can't they stick to rolling hills or ravines. Or face shots, videos. Compilation videos, hours of them. Art that makes commercial sense.

I Guess Your Mind Is a Little Dirty, God Don't Like Dirty Minds