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Default Re: Please pray for this chronic masturbator - 11-05-2010, 11:41 PM

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Look where masturbation got this foul sinner.
(I picked the smallest version of this image I could find, so as to not gross anybody out.)
Praise Jesus for your kindness Brother.


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Default Re: Please pray for this chronic masturbator - 11-06-2010, 12:55 AM

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Look where masturbation got this foul sinner.
(I picked the smallest version of this image I could find, so as to not gross anybody out.)
Did a merciful God blind this sinner as well? Better blind than to look at this reminder of his foul, sinful deeds.


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Default Re: Please pray for this chronic masturbator - 11-15-2010, 05:38 AM

I'd say almost a billion men and a few million women commit this act per day, and it's pretty much a lot of people on the street. This is no exaggeration
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Default Re: Please pray for this chronic masturbator - 11-15-2010, 06:44 AM

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I'd say almost a billion men and a few million women commit this act per day, and it's pretty much a lot of people on the street. This is no exaggeration
So? Because a billion people do it, that makes it okay?

A billion people wiggle their butts to Allah five times a day, should we all be doing that?

A billion people worship a fat chink, and rearrange their furniture according to their astrology, should we all be doing that?

A billion people worship some 8 armed elephant, should we all be doing that?


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Default Re: Please pray for this chronic masturbator - 11-15-2010, 07:51 AM

Am I supposed to pray for him to masturbate less, or for him to masturbate more so that there's more room in heaven for honest church goers like me?
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Default Re: Please pray for this chronic masturbator - 11-15-2010, 09:32 AM

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Am I supposed to pray for him to masturbate less, or for him to masturbate more so that there's more room in heaven for honest church goers like me?
Are you a chronic masturbator as well? I will pray for you as well. Oh God please show the filthy masturbating sinners the error of their ways, and them to accept Jesus into their lives. Amen


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