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  • #16
    Re: Please pray for this chronic masturbator

    Brothers, as utterly repugnant and revolting this animal's actions were, let us not forget that women, too, are capable of a similar sin.

    Because there are no sacred sperm involved, it may require some Bible reconnaissance to determine the exact nature of the sin, but a sin we do, indeed, know it to be.

    Remember, women can mast- please don't make me write out the actual word, over and over again, one intense, mind-boggling orgasm after another. It is beyond disgraceful.

    No man could possibly match the pace of a woman in the throws of multiple orgasms. The very fact that a woman can engage in such sinful behavior and leave a man completely out of the entire equation takes the sin to another level of evil.

    Honestly, just writing about this is disturbing to me. I need to seek out privacy and deal with this on my own. Forgive me, brothers for even bringing this problem before you. I didn't mean to trouble you with this. None of you should be bothered with this. Put it out of your minds completely.


    Self-sufficiently Yours,

    Handmaiden
    His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

    Guns For God and the Economy

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    • #17
      Re: Please pray for this chronic masturbator

      Originally posted by handmaiden View Post
      Brothers, as utterly repugnant and revolting this animal's actions were, let us not forget that women, too, are capable of a similar sin.

      Because there are no sacred sperm involved, it may require some Bible reconnaissance to determine the exact nature of the sin, but a sin we do, indeed, know it to be.

      Remember, women can mast- please don't make me write out the actual word, over and over again, one intense, mind-boggling orgasm after another. It is beyond disgraceful.

      No man could possibly match the pace of a woman in the throws of multiple orgasms. The very fact that a woman can engage in such sinful behavior and leave a man completely out of the entire equation takes the sin to another level of evil.

      Honestly, just writing about this is disturbing to me. I need to seek out privacy and deal with this on my own. Forgive me, brothers for even bringing this problem before you. I didn't mean to trouble you with this. None of you should be bothered with this. Put it out of your minds completely.


      Self-sufficiently Yours,

      Handmaiden
      Sister,
      Could you clarify something for me please? You say a woman is capable of committing the same sin, when I am next in Walmart what should I watch for to warn me that a woman is actually masturbating in the aisle in front of me? I mean with a man, his zipper would be open and his bits and bobs will be hanging out but a woman would not have to expose herself to do the dirty deed, at least that is what I have been told.
      sigpic 1 Chronicles 16:15
      Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
      Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
      Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.

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      • #18
        Re: Please pray for this chronic masturbator

        As proof that Moolims deny God, this one actually seems to APPROVE (!!) of male masturbation, although he does, mercifully, frown upon the female variant. And yet even here he is a bit tolerant of the act, taking the liberal view that women who masturbate should not be killed, but merely flogged (at the 1:20 mark).


        Masturbation is impossible without lust. Lust = adultery (Matthew 5:28) and adultery = death (Leviticus 20:10). Leave it to a mudslime to misinterpret God's law.
        "Come Unto Me. Put forth thine hand now, and touch all that he hath." (Matthew 19:14, Job 1:11).

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        • #19
          Re: Please pray for this chronic masturbator


          Look where masturbation got this foul sinner.
          (I picked the smallest version of this image I could find, so as to not gross anybody out.)
          The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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          • #20
            Re: Please pray for this chronic masturbator

            Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post

            Look where masturbation got this foul sinner.
            (I picked the smallest version of this image I could find, so as to not gross anybody out.)
            Too late, Brother Billy Bob.... it is too late to save that poor soul, he's done for!

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            • #21
              Re: Please pray for this chronic masturbator

              Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post

              Look where masturbation got this foul sinner.
              (I picked the smallest version of this image I could find, so as to not gross anybody out.)
              Praise Jesus for your kindness Brother.
              Sara Palin in 2016!
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              • #22
                Re: Please pray for this chronic masturbator

                Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post

                Look where masturbation got this foul sinner.
                (I picked the smallest version of this image I could find, so as to not gross anybody out.)
                Did a merciful God blind this sinner as well? Better blind than to look at this reminder of his foul, sinful deeds.
                sigpic 1 Chronicles 16:15
                Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
                Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
                Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.

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                • #23
                  Re: Please pray for this chronic masturbator

                  I'd say almost a billion men and a few million women commit this act per day, and it's pretty much a lot of people on the street. This is no exaggeration

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                  • #24
                    Re: Please pray for this chronic masturbator

                    Originally posted by tankster720 View Post
                    I'd say almost a billion men and a few million women commit this act per day, and it's pretty much a lot of people on the street. This is no exaggeration
                    So? Because a billion people do it, that makes it okay?

                    A billion people wiggle their butts to Allah five times a day, should we all be doing that?

                    A billion people worship a fat chink, and rearrange their furniture according to their astrology, should we all be doing that?

                    A billion people worship some 8 armed elephant, should we all be doing that?
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                    • #25
                      Re: Please pray for this chronic masturbator

                      Am I supposed to pray for him to masturbate less, or for him to masturbate more so that there's more room in heaven for honest church goers like me?

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                      • #26
                        Re: Please pray for this chronic masturbator

                        Originally posted by Fat Mike View Post
                        Am I supposed to pray for him to masturbate less, or for him to masturbate more so that there's more room in heaven for honest church goers like me?
                        Are you a chronic masturbator as well? I will pray for you as well. Oh God please show the filthy masturbating sinners the error of their ways, and them to accept Jesus into their lives. Amen
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                        Remember this one thing brothers and sisters: KJV Proverbs 26:11 As a dog returneth to his vomit,
                        so a fool returneth to his folly

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